Having one may be the way to beat it, you could go to the scans with your wife who'd be very supportive and then feel the fetus move in her tummy and then at the end of it all the cutest little harmless baby would pop out.

Then again you could be at the scan and the fetus could turn around and give you an evil, i'm coming to get you kinda look!!

 

Did I ever tell you what I'm scared of? probably not its stupid. I'm scared of balloons, but only when they are flying free through the air if they are on the floor or someone is holding them i like em but if i see one on its own floating i am terrified, i need to get indoors away from it quick!! It makes me think there is a murderer or psycho out there and the balloon is his way of telling me he's about to kill me!