THis thing is amazing, just graduated without even turning up a single day. Now
fully qualified in a BA and looking to apply for a raise! I'll keep you guys
posted, but if any of u interested in getting a BA or something as  well
without having to actually go through all the leg work i highly recommend these
ppl call 1-801-697-0461

Just got my BA and i did not even have to go to the campus for 1 day! Just got a
tip from a friend and gave these guys a call 801 697 0461, completed a small
amountof paperwork and within a mere 4 weeks I was completely accredited at an
internationally Uni! Now I am about to start applyin for some new jobs.

Hi guys, just wanted to remind you on the Wednesday evening chat on
MeetAnOstoMate.com

Starts at 8.00PM EST

Here is the link: http://www.meetanostomate.com/

Finally left my old boss and got a new one, me! Took me about a week to get
setup, but I am already making around 2000 a week just answering calls from my
house. Have to say, it sure beats the bull that comes with working for the man.
If any of you guys are interested in doing the same give these people a ring 888
701 3877 and they will help u get started. Certainly helped me :)

Hey guys! Im getting married finally, cant believe this came true (thought it
would never happen). Thanks to this thing
http://www.chatanytimesevendays.info/infw              managed to meet a
beautiful girl, who also has a bit of freak in her (just how i like it ;)). Wish
me luck, I wish you all the same!

hey ppls just wanted to give u a helping hand if ur bored this week and just
feel like   messing around and having a bit of fun   online. this place here
http://www.justlayback.info/lhzt is where i hooked up with my girl, it's pretty
fun. recommend it to u all.

found this cool place, actually, not even sure I want to share my secret source
hehe. But you know what, Im a generous guy so i guess ill help you out, plenty
of potential partners on there to share around i guess. anyway
http://www.enjoyeverysecond.info/ebvo is the spot im talking about. ive only
been on there bout a week or two, already met up with two ppl and talked to
tonns of hotties on webcameras. heap of fun.

ive got literally no 'game' as they say, haha, so have alot of trouble in the
clubs tryin to pickup. im      sure there is a few of u'se here just like that.
so anyway, when i found this thing http://www.dontwaitnow.info/jwen i was
shocked, actually amazed that it was as good as it is. if u've got no game,
checkout this place, it's like a meat market, all the finest!

hi my name is karen and i am due to have a ileostomy in the next few
weeks,due to a operation that went wrong in september 2005.i am very
scared and would love to hear from anybody that calm my fears.my fears
are will life ever be the same,hopefully it will only be a temporary
procedure.

Met my fiance here! hehe. Thought I should share it with any other guys who are
worried about ending up alone like I was.     Check it out
http://www.theonlineparty.info/eabg

This message is about Human beings, Democracy, UNHCR, Refugees, The Iraqis,
Islam, Kurds, Human rights, Respect, Money, Donations, Angelina Jolie,
Pavarotti, Giorgio Armani, Donors, Peace, History, Campaigns and about you if
you care about these words.

Hi there,

I am SAM, an Iraqi refugee living in Lebanon at the moment; I have spent the
last 10 years of my life as a refugee registered with the UNHCR in Beirut. The
last 4 years, I have spent as an activist for peace and human rights (especially
refugees and asylum seekers) on the Internet; I'm also books author and ebooks
publisher. I have launched many campaigns to improve our situation as refugees
in Lebanon and hopefully bring more understanding to our problems worldwide. I
helped make many changes and improvements at the UNHCR office in Beirut; I used
the Internet as the field for my activities (you can read more about that in my
free ebook 'MY CAMPAIGNS'). All my ebooks are free and could be download from my
sites.

This is my newest campaign, it's about the illegal and humiliating actions of
the UNHCR, who using photos of refugees as banners and human-buttons to collect
money. This is an abuse of the dignity and humanity of the refugees and must
stop immediately and a clear public apology present by The United Nations High
Commissioner for Refugees. My friends, I am talking about the pictures you can
see here: http://un4.hostrim.com Where you can read the rest of this message as
web page.

Also you can read my new campaign 'Urgent, we need smile' here:
http://unhcrlebanon.galaxy99.net/smile.html

For more info about UNHCR and life of refugees you can read my free ebooks. I
invite you as fellow humans and members of the world community to support my
campaign by reading my article on my site and see the human-buttons. The
campaign is to support and improve the UNHCR http://www.unhcr.ch especially
after the last scandals in the UN and UNHCR, just for example: The refugees
allege that UNHCR staff is selling most of the food items they are supposed to
be supplied.
"They aren't supplying sufficient food to us because they sell most of the food
items," they allege: http://allafrica.com/stories/200503140214.html

  Here is another example: Burmese Refugees Withdraw Protest Against UNHCR 
http://www.mizzima.com/archives/news-in-2005/news-in-april/12-April05-22.htm

"We make demonstration and fast because the UNHCR office in Cairo did nothing
for our problem..." http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4440730.stm

Together we will build better world.

You could reach me fast via this form:
http://haywired.com/unhcrlebanon/email_me.htm and if you like to know more about
me, you can google for my name 'osam altaee'.

Thanks
THE TRUTH WARRIOR
http://www.eccentrix.com/members/unhcr

Dear Friends,

I noticed a few people from different ostomy groups
asking about places where they can meet other people
with ostomy.

Here is a great new site where people with ostomy from
around the world can meet, date, chat, even use their
video cameras to see each other.

This is the link: www.MeetAnOstoMate.com


Regards,

J.


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Well I just got engaged! I can't believe it, just last year I was beginning to
think i would never meet anyone. I'm 25 already and I thought it was all over.
After some recommendations from a buddy I joined up here:
http://www.simplefuneasy.info/nzpc and after 2 weeks I was already meeting up
with a beauty. Well, 14 months later and where still together and planning our
marriage for later this year =)

Hi fellow ostomates,

  As you know, there  are quite a few great ostomy support groups out there, like
this one,  available to our "community" that serve an important function in our 
lives.

   However, I believe there is need for something a little "specialized" too...

   I'd like to invite you to take a look at a new Yahoo group that I  recently
created that may be of interest to you. It's strictly for  adults and will not
be to everyone's interest but at least you know  it's available.

   http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ostomates_cybersex_club/

   If you are interested and decide to join, I look forward to seeing you  there.
If not, pardon this posting and thanks for your time!

   Cheers,
   Brian




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this is what I've been using http://www.takealookatthis.info/zjwfv . No joke,
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http://www.ostomysoftware.com/

Anything about it?

Hi guys,

Have you heard of Ostomy Software?

Here is the link to it:

http://www.ostomysoftware.com/

Sounds good to me. Check it out.

Thanks

Hello to everyone at The UK Stoma club.

My name is Kerry Deane, I am 28 years old, Married and have 2
children.
I live in Kent.
I had my ileostomy surgery done last September (2004)

My children chose the name "Stinky" for my stoma and it fits rather
well I think :-)

Here is a shortned version of why I had to have  my Stoma and to
also introduce myself to you all.

( IT IS STILL A VERY LONG MESSAGE TO READ SO I APOLOGISE TO YOU ALL
PRIOR TO YOU READING IT)

I had been going out with my husband for a couple of months before
all my problems started.
I thought when I became ill it would have made him run a mile but
thankfully it was the opposite he has been  an angel and has been
there and supported me every step of the way ,In a few months it
will be 13 years since we met.

  My problems all started back in 1992, when I was 16 years old my
Appendix's burst which lead to peritonitis and my intestines going
in to shock.

6 months post op I started having  more problems going to the loo
this progressed and in the end I was lucky if I could manage to go
every 5-6 weeks.
I used to drink litres of picolax along with so many other laxatives
no matter what I did it just  wouldn't help.
Things then became very dangerous as I was literally being poisoned
by the toxins in my body.

The problems with my bowels also caused me major problems gynae
wise, after many more operations there was no choice but to give me
a Hysterecomy when Iwas 24.

All the Adhesions (Scar tissue )from the operations and the trauma
caused from repeated surgery,caused me to have regular full
bowel obstructions. Roughly every 3- 4 months or so.
I had so many emergency operations from the obstructions and
where my bowel kept stopping and starting all the nerves and muscles
in my colon/rectum stopped working.
They tried everything possible to try and re train and get them
working as they should but it made no difference.

Then to make matters worse in Oct 2003 they found 2 cancerous
growths in my rectum.
I was terrified as Colorectal cancer runs in my family my Dad was
the 5th
person from his side of the family to die from the diease, luckily
for me they found mine in the early stages.

To date I have had over 25 Major operations and HOPEFULLY my final
operation will be when I have the last stage done later this year to
remove the last 8 inches of colon and my rectum.

I have to wait 6 months or so before they can do the final stage.
As my surgeon wants me to get stronger as I have lost over 4 stone
in weight in a short period of time.

I had last Christams and New year in hospital with all the repeated
surgery in the past it has left my abdominal wall weak  so I was
unlucky enough to develope a large Peristomal Hernia.
Because the hole was big lots of my intestines came through and was
stuck to my abdominal wall .
My surgeon had to use a new piece of intestine as my 1st stoma had
doubled up on its self and stopped working completley.

I am really scared about my next operation as my Surgeon has already
pre warned me and my husband about the risks.
He said I might end up with a Urostomy as I have had preivous
surgery on my bladder and with all the Adhesions there is a high
possibility he may accidently nick my bladder or nick something
else.
As the Adhesions are covering nigh on all of my abdominal cavity.
Each time they go in they do try and divide as much of the Adhesions
as they can.

They have also tried to use a barrier but I have been told I have
Cohesive Adhesions ,basically as soon as they remove them they come
back thicker and dender than before.

I would really appreciate hearing from anyone who has had their
colon/rectum fully removed and also anyone else who would like to
reply or get in touch with me.

If I can be of any help or if someone else might be facing some of
what I have been through then please just get in touch.
I have been a member of an Adhesion group for a few years now so if
I can offer any advice or help then please just ask.


Thank you so much for listening to me and for giving me the chance
to get some of my worries off my chest.

Best Wishes
Kerry Deane (ladykmd)

Hi All and Happy Monday To all,
     First of all, please know if I ever bothered any of you with my
Daily or weekly greetings, I am truly sorry.  All I was trying to do
was to start the day off with a smile.  This has been a fantastic
group and I have enjoyed getting to know each of you and I thank you
for allowing me to be a part of this group.  My friends, my life has
changed.  Recently, my Mother has retired from Her job and She and
my Father are not fond of me being on this computer all the time.
If I was not in this wheelchair and did not depend on my parents for
activites of daily living, then I would not be living here to start
with but, I truly need their assistance and since I am under their
roof, I must do as they have asked and get out of as many groups as
I can.   Please know I don't want to go.  This is just something I
need to do.  If anyone wants to contact me, you can reach me at
MNDCHAP@....  It would be great to keep in touch.  If my
situation changes with your approval, I would love to come back here
with you all but, for now, I must go.  I will miss you all.  Have a
great Summer everyone.  Sincerely, Dawn

Hi i got my colostomy on march 15th 1999 and it has changed my life
alot,i did a days work got home switch computer on and 2hrs later
thort ok i need to got toilet,well it frighten me to see that all
that came out was black blood,i phone the doctor on call and he told
me to put frozen pack of pea`s on my butt,i thort yer ok-so i then
cald for a amblance and they rush me to hospital where they had to
make a emergency operation and they had to get me to agree there and
then with in seconds or die,i new the option and signed strait away
then past out.
before passing out he told me what to expect when i come round from
op.
when i came round from op i ask the nurse the most stupidess question
well it sounded a reasonable question at the time when i did not no
what or where i was,ok i ask the nurse am i "alive"she said yes well
alive,i beleaved her then she said there you go brush your teeth and
then i thort what brush my teeth are you shore,then i thort ok i will
reach out touch her arm if i can feel her arm then its not a dream
and im alive and then she said to me are you ok you are with us still.

i was in hospital for just under 2months and had to go 2 weeks on
water no food,every time the trolly came round i was thinking am i
aloud that now and in the mornings oh good breakfast hmmm ok nice
glass of water thanks,oh and i was begging for a cup of coffee,but
when i got aloud to eat again i was eating everything i could
see,mind you i had to start back eating slowly,like soup and bread
but i thort its better than a glass of water and a drip in replace of
food.

i would like to here from you all and your first time you went in and
make friends.

from chris

HI Everyone,
      This is just a quick note to let you know that my vacation is
over and I am home again.  My email status is going back to the way
it was before I left.  I hope you all had a wonderful week last
week.  Sincerely,  Dawn

Hi Everyone,
    I just wanted everyone to know that I am going on vacation so I
will be going on NO MAIL status for a while. When I return from my
triop I will go back to receiving mail.  Have a great week next week
everyone. Sincerely, Dawn

Hi Everyone,
      I am sorry it took me so long to type to you. Thank you so much for
allowing me in the group.  My name is Dawn.  I am thirty seven years old.  I
live in the US.  I have had an ileostomy since I was four years old. I also have
Spina Bifida, Arnold Chiari Malformation and Hydrocephalous.  I joined this
group to meet more friends in my situation. Thank you again for allowing me into
the group and I look forward to talking to you. Sincerely, Dawn


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Greetings,
           My name is David I am a 51 yr old/young illeostomate who
lives on a small farm (50 acres) in Rural Australia, 3 hours north of
Melbourne.
I had my op some 12 years back and apart from one hernia op and site
change have been fit and well ever since.

Would love to chat to female ostomates and hear how you deal with
life, love and all the neat bits that pass our way.

Drop me a line on davcar@..., and age is NO barrier.
Bye for now
David

Glad to see you're back in harness so to speak.
Now I get the point of the mallard, you obviously
'Ducked' out for a while.. (YUK)<br><br>Get well soon.
Hope some more activity will occur with the club, but
most other sites seem to be a little slack at the
moment.<br><br>Best wishes<br>Nik

Been in hospital and now recovering, didn`t mean to neglect the club, full
service has been resumed.

Founder's message = 'Duck', I don't quite get it... not a dead duck I hope
?<br><br>Best wishes<br>Nik

Is nothing happening in this club??<br>Janda