Mustang <fourpointsixgt@...> wrote:From Mustang Tue Mar 15 05:51:45 2005
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 05:51:45 -0800 (PST)
From: Mustang <fourpointsixgt@...>
Subject: Fwd: Corvette
To: Jennifer Asbury <jaberry@...>,
James Boxler <jamesboxler@...>,
Tanya Bzdil-Bowers <tbzdil_bowers@...>,
ANGEL CECCONI <AZD32@...>, Bertha Cecconi <bcecconi@...>,
Deb <polbill@...>, Ryan George <ryan_george@...>,
lou jordan <punxsylou@...>, Micki84 <Micki84@...>,
Jenn Moore <jenns_too_sweet2002@...>,
James Peck <peckjames66@...>,
Brandy Robinson <vampireslayer@...>


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From: Diane Wiedner <dianewiedner@...>
Subject: Fwd: Corvette
To: Bets <betsylee118@...>



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Subject: Corvette
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 16:35:12 -0500

Corvette

A senior citizen in Tampa bought a brand new Corvette
convertible.
He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he
had left on his head.

"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He
pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he
looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway
patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and
siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no
problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more
and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120
mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old
for this kind of thing."He pulled over to the side of
the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with
him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked
up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch.
"My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If
you can give me a reason why you were speeding that
I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I
thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.




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