I think reps would eliminate or isolate the Fat if they could. 

 

You simply can't be a christian if you're fat, right?  Fat people are obviously driven by uncontrollable satanic urges to gorge endlessly on sinfully cheese encrusted triple Whoppers (heavy on the mayo) with sugar-coated-hot-chocolate-dipped sticks of butter for dessert while slouching in big-and-tall lazy boy recliners and sipping demonically-inspired 64 ounce Slurpees precariously balanced on massively oversized stomachs. 

 

If you aren't a good mean-spirited, bullying, bible thumping, only-socially-acceptably-fat, beggar-kicking, agressive-suv/pickup-driving, beer-swilling, football/NASCAR-watching, tax-evading, pat robertson/jerry falwell/rush limbaugh/anything-violent loving,

gay/muslim/woman/foreigner/minority/disabled/fat/anybody-different hating christian how can you be a good rep?  Simply impossible.  

 

And ff you can't be a good republican, well shoot, then you must be a damn liberal and might as well be put out of your misery for your own good and the good of all freedom-loving peoples (D. Cheney can do the job with his shotgun) or at least you should be exiled with others of your pathetic breed to some deserted island, preferably a former nuclear test site, in middle of the pacific.

 

FOR GOV'T SPIES SNOOPING ON MY PERSONAL E-MAIL (FOR MY OWN PROTECTION IN CASE I'M A TERRORIST):  Just kidding!  I truly love and am inspired by all Conservatives, Christians, Republicans, etc. everywhere and am terribly sorry that I'm a fat, liberal, different-culture-loving, godless slob and a disgrace to my nation.  Thank You. 

 

 

Sorry for all the dry humor this evening.  That's what happens when you work long hours in a humorless place.  Just sort of builds up.  :)

 

Speaking of dimwits have you heard about some of these unspeakably assinine "Jesus" diets?  You ought to check this one out for a good laugh:

 

http://www.thelostvineyard.com/

 

 

 I try to eat healthy and stay reasonably fit.  I tried being vegan several times and may do it permanently.   The thought of those filthy and sadisitic slaughterhouses and factory farms puts me right off meat, eggs, dairy.  Plus I can't do the dairy thing anyway since I'm allergic to casein.  I don't think I'll ever be a cross-country runner again but once was enough of that anyway.  The main problem with being big is difficulty doing things I love such as bike riding, motorcycle riding, air travel, etc.  Other than that I couldn't care less.

 

I was actually referring to some food scales but I heard that Weight Watchers does some sort of portion control that doesn't involve weighing?  Anyway, would be glad to send the videos.  That'll be one of my tasks this weekend, send everyone their Christmas presents before the cherry blossoms.  :)

 

 

Anonymously yours,  ?