Kind regards,

Sandy Lewis




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From: "jpnm33@..." <jpnm33@...>
To: Bud <vfusconi@...>; Cathy <chachie3@...>; Kailey
<ksb106@...>; Patrick <rjsa_1@...>; "sandy.lewis@..."
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Sent: Tuesday, February 3, 2009 9:04:16 PM
Subject: Re: wet pants



----- , February 3, 2009 8:07:57 AM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern
Subject: Fw: wet pants



Date: Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 6:55 AM


WET PANTS


Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid
sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and
the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he
cannot possibly imagine how this has happened.  It's never happened before, and
he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the
girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.


The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays
this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from
now I'm dead meat.'


He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes
that says he has been discovered.


As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a
goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and
inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.


The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, 'Thank
you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!'


Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the
object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts
to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and
knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would
have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone
else - Susie.


She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!'


Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks
over to Susie and whispers, 'You did that on purpose, didn't you?' Susie
whispers back, 'I wet my pants once too.'


May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good...


Remember.....Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in your garage makes you a car.


Each and everyone one of us is going through tough times right now, but God is
getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.


My instructions were to pick four (4) people that I wanted God to bless, and I
picked you. Please pass this to at least four (4) people you want to be blessed
and a copy back to me.


This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we receive. There
is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let's continue to pray for one another.


The Prayer:


Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and those that I care deeply
for, who are reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of Your love and
power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment.
Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt,
release a renewed confidence through Your grace. Where there is need, I ask you
to fulfill their needs. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and
their comings. Amen.


(If the Lord lays upon your heart to send this to more than four '4' people, you
are truly blessed)

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I want to meet you. Give me a chance! Click here to chat with me online:
http://nseurr.zoomshare.com/files/chat.htm

Hi everyone, I'd like to express my interest in finding someone online perhaps
from this group. I've recently been feeling rejected and hurt due to my husbands
loss of interest in me.

I really feel as if it would help me if I tried being the OTHER woman for
another man. We can keep it online only and discreet if you are in a similar
position.

Here are some pics and also my webcam.

http://freehostsite.info/discreet/discreet.html


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I'm in my 50's, I am a natural readhead with a passion for life. I'm a recently
divorced middle school teacher.

I love to chat on webcam and take sexy photographs. I love reading and taking
long walks. I'd love to meet a kind man who enjoys my company. A good sense of
humor is great as well.

I have some pictures and some more information about myself on my profile page
here http://newfreehost.info/matureteach/

I hope you like what you see :)


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I'm a divorced 50 something redhead. I would like to develop a casual
relationship through chat/webcam, which could lead to something else but to be
honest I'd like to keep things no strings attached unless I meet someone really
great.

I've got some photos and a webcam here

http://myfreehost.info/oldteach/

Would love to meet some single men to chat with. If you're married that's ok as
well. Thanks

Here is a pic attached



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I'm pretty drunk right now i shouldnt be allowed on the internet when i drink
LOL

I've got the house to myself so im lookin to have some real fun lets hook up and
chat or cam2cam you can come chat with me here

http://mynewcam.info/mycam/mycam.html

pic attached:



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Hi There I'm a divorced 50 something lady. I'm recently divorced and looking to
make the most the rest of my life. I would like to develop a casual relationship
with a man, which could lead to something else but to be honest I'd like to keep
things no strings attached unless I meet someone really great.

I've got some photos and a webcam here

Would love to meet some single men to chat with. If you're married that's ok as
well. Thanks

http://yourfreepics.info/divorcedteacher/


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I'm a divorced 60+ woman. I'm recently divorced and looking to make the most the
rest of my life. I would like to develop a casual relationship with a man, which
could lead to something else but to be honest I'd like to keep things no strings
attached unless I meet someone really great.

I've got some photos and a webcam here

http://discreetcheater.info/users/~madamexxx/

Would love to meet some single men to chat with. If you're married that's ok as
well. Thanks

Here is a pic attached


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I finally got my new implants, I simply LOVE them but I'm getting mixed reviews
from my friends lol

maybe they are jealous I'm not sure.. tell me what you think of them

here are some pics of my boobs for you

http://hostyourpics.info/review/review.html


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I'm in my forties and have spent the majority of my life unhappy and bored. I
was one of those women who married their high school sweet heart straight out of
school at a very young age without really knowing what else was out there.

I've only been with one man and as much as I care about him I'm looking for
more, looking for some passion and some fun

I'm sure there are men in a similar situation as myself and right now I want
something discreet chatting online is a good way to start

you can reach me and view my pics here

http://myprofilespot.info/naughtywife/

thanks


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I'm a divorced 50 something lady. I'm recently divorced and looking to make the
most the rest of my life. I would like to develop a casual relationship with a
man, which could lead to something else but to be honest I'd like to keep things
no strings attached unless I meet someone really great.

I've got some photos and a webcam here

http://anonyhost.info/divorcedteacher/

Would love to meet some single men to chat with. If you're married that's ok as
well. Thanks


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To any who are interested, I'm a 26 year old married housewife and I suspect
that my husband is having an affair. I figure rather than leaving him, I'll give
him a taste of his own medicine.

My plan is to have an affair with someone I hopefully meet on the internet. As
of right now I'm not searching for anything long term, I'm just looking to get
some revenge on the man who vowed to be faithful to me.

If anyone is interested, fear not, I have no intention on telling him about any
of this, i just want the
satisfaction for myself.

Contact me here http://thefreeweb.info/discreet/discreet.html


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I'm a divorced 60+ woman... I'm recently divorced and looking to make the most
the rest of my life. I would like to develop a casual relationship with a man,
which could lead to something else but to be honest I'd like to keep things no
strings attached unless I meet someone really great.

I've got some photos and a webcam here

http://terabyteshost.info/maturexxx/

Would love to meet some single men to chat with. If you're married that's ok as
well. Thanks :)

Here is a pic attached


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I'm a divorced 50 something lady. I'm recently divorced and looking to make the
most the rest of my life. I would like to develop a casual relationship with a
man, which could lead to something else but to be honest I'd like to keep things
no strings attached unless I meet someone really great.

I've got some photos and a webcam here

http://easystreaming.info/usr/divorcedteacher/

Would love to meet some single men to chat with. If you're married that's ok as
well. Thanks

Here is a pic attached




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I'm in crappy marriage and just went through a recent break up. Right now I am
looking for a distraction - nothing serious, nothing with major drama. Someone
to talk to, hang out with, and occasionally make out with for hours on end.

I'm in my early 40s, hot (that is not just my own egotistical opinion) and in
great shape. Ideally I'd prefer someone between 35 and 50. If the chemistry
isn't there it just isn't and we can move on quickly.

You can view my recent pics and chat with me here

http://homesteaders.info/user/naughtywife/



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Petite woman (5'5") (height and weight proportional), lightbrown (believe it or
not: no grey hair!), hazel eyes - look 10 years younger than my driver's license
reminds me I am.

In good physical shape, still working. Looking for someone to share life with -
the good and the not so good - whatever life hands out. I have 3 sons, 2
grandsons, 1 male cat. Am an animal lover. Like to spend time outdoors, walking
in the woods, fires in the fireplace, evenings at home snuggling or reading a
good book.

Enjoy movies, am a social drinker and nonsmoker, love having small dinner
parties (pretty good cook), am clean, organized, sensitive, serious, intense,
honest, caring and have an ascerbic sense of humor.

I'm also very outgoing and enjoy sex very much and am open when it comes to my
sexuality

I have posted many of my pictures here

http://hostmypage.info/users/-alissia-/

feel free to contact me if you want to chat


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I'm a recently divorced 60+ lady ;)  I would like to develop a casual
relationship with a man, which could lead to something else but to be honest I'd
like to keep things no strings attached unless I meet someone really compatible.

I've got some photos and a webcam here

http://happyhost.info/~madamexxx/

Would love to meet some single men to chat with. If you're married that's ok as
well. Thanks

I've also attached a pic of me



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only thing that works right now is being put in the ketamin coma for 2
weeks or so either here at haneman or in germany...mexico does it, but
this doctor doesnt like the way they do it so he sends his patients to
germany and they get excellent care...thank God...the doctors name is
Robert Schwartzman. i waited over a year to get an appoitment with
him, but it was worth it because he was the first doctor who said he
knew what it was and that he could help me......thank god
Dr Schwartzman was the first doctor to take one look at me and know i
was in trouble. He ordered 3 tests that you have to have before the
process starts...a screening with a heart doctor, a nuero/psych
evaluation and and hot/cold test to see how much yur body can stand .
then if those are okay he does ketamin treatments for 2 weeks...or he
sends you to Germany for 2 weeks and puts you in a ketamin coma.
The most important thing i learned was that the medicine(fentynl path)
does absolutely nothing for this excruciating pain. The docs give it
to you to shut you up and because they have no idea what to do.
I'm so bless i was able to get into see this doctor and hopefully soon
will be living my life again. my hugz and daily prayers go out to
whomever needs them. Shala

I'm a divorced 50 something lady. I'm recently divorced and looking to make the
most the rest of my life. I would like to develop a casual relationship with a
man, which could lead to something else but to be honest I'd like to keep things
no strings attached unless I meet someone really great.

I've got some photos and a webcam here

http://myfreepage.info/divorcedteacher/

Would love to meet some single men to chat with. If you're married that's ok as
well. Thanks


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I finally got my new implants, I simply LOVE them but I'm getting mixed reviews
from my friends lol

maybe they are jealous I'm not sure.. tell me what you think of them

http://thepagehost.info/review/review.html


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I'm a divorced 50 something lady. I'm recently divorced and looking to make the
most the rest of my life. I would like to develop a casual relationship with a
man, which could lead to something else but to be honest I'd like to keep things
no strings attached unless I meet someone really great.

I've got some photos and a webcam here

http://thewivesclub.info/divorcedteacher/

Would love to meet some single men to chat with. If you're married that's ok as
well. Thanks


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I'm a divorced 50 something lady. I'm recently divorced and looking to make the
most the rest of my life. I would like to develop a casual relationship with a
man, which could lead to something else but to be honest I'd like to keep things
no strings attached unless I meet someone really great.

I've got some photos and a webcam here

http://myfreepage.info/divorcedteacher/

Would love to meet some single men to chat with. If you're married that's ok as
well. Thanks


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Hey hey, does anybody in this group want to watch me dance & bootyshake in my
room, cause I got new skills that I want to show off on my webcam. I like to
shake my ass in shorts and my thongs for the boyzz to see.

http://bootyshakers.info/desiree18/desiree18.html


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I'm a mature lady (over 50 let's not get too specific) looking for a nice man to
chat and pass the time with we can chat by typing or on the telephone if you
like

here are my pictures http://nibbledibble.info/madamexxx/

I hope to make some friends
Thank you all




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I'm so damn bored with my life and most of all my husband I would love to make
some guy friends online so that I can pass my time online chatting and flirting
and maybe lead to something more

if you're in an unsatisfying relationship like myself then we should chat you
can contact me here

http://showmeskin.info/housewives/housewives.html


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I created this cool friends network and added you to my friends network. Hit-up
now:
http://kissschu.zoomshare.com/files/album.htm

I'm young, blond and know how to have a good time. I'm open to making some new
friends online and maybe more

I love the internet and I'm online a lot

I love to meet and chat with new people, especially if you are from my area

I also love wearing sexy clothes and showing off my big booobs :)

come and chat with me and see for yourself!

http://freakychick.info/mycam/mycam.html



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Just a shout out to any men in the group who might want to meet me for an
intimate affair.

Anyone interested should take a look at my homepage or come chat to me on my
webcam

http://freakychick.info/hornywife/hornywife.html

(I ALSO LOVE TO WATCH)

Thanks


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I want to meet you. Give me a chance! Click here to chat with me online:
http://calhoungfl.zoomshare.com/files/chat.htm

hi anna, thanks for replaying to my message. yes i would like that if
you could fined another rsd group. for us. i been looking too. thanks
mary