An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male

>buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall
>mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee down in one gulp, the Indian turns
and
>blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, then just walks out.
>
>The next morning the man returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling
>another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
the
>waiter, "Want coffee."
>
>The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
>yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
>
>The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position.
>Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up,
>disappear for rest of day."







Paula Kay


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