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>>KILLER BISCUITS WANTED
> >>FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
> >>(the actual AP headline)
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> >>Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
> >>while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries,
> >>Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled Up
> >>and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One
> >>customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked
> >>over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
> >>looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that
> >>she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains
> >>in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
> >>because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from
> >>her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
> >>bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
> >>exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot,
> >>and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached
> >>back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
> >>brains. She initially passed out, quickly recovered and tried to hold her
> >>brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And,
> >>yes, Linda is a blonde!!

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