I am trying to stimulate the group to compete
for the coveted 2004 Rosacea Diet Humor Award.
Here is a copy of humor written for the group
of the past two years >

Best Rosacea Diet Humor for the Year!

2003 Best Humor goes to Mike H.
Here it is:

From:  "Michael" <mhpro2er@...>
Date:  Sun Jul 13, 2003  8:14 am
Subject:  Rosacea Humor (message 2141)


My love affair with ice cream started when I was just a wee child...In fact=
, it
was the first solid food I ever ate....So in honor of our break-up (even th=
ough
it was good for a while, it turned out to be an unhealthy relationship, and=
we
all know those cannot last), I refer to 'ice cream' with regards to the
following (attempted) jokes even though anything that's heavy in carbs and/=
or
sugar can be substituted for the word 'ice cream.'

With that....like our newly thin selves and our less rosey cheeks...enjoy!

What To Tell Our Families When They Give Us Ice Cream

No thanks. I just had a whole bunch of ice cream.

When?

My whole life! I'm taking a small break (30 days), making up for lost time
eating heatlhy.

What To Tell Our Grandmas When She Gives Us Ice Cream

I'm on a diet to help improve my skin. I want to look as radiant as you do =
when
I'm your age. (Delivery is key on this one as is being genuine.)

-or-

I'm trying an experiment for thirty days...Can I look almost as pretty as m=
y
dear grandmother? (Note the words "almost as." It is imperative to remember=

these words when you say this.)

-or-

I'm staying away from unhealthy foods for a month.
I want you and I to live twice as long as you've lived thus far.
(Say this VERY SLOWLY.)

-or-

Grandma! Sit down, relax, let me serve you and the rest of our family, swee=
t
thing!
(When she sits, serve her and the family, and conveniently run out when the=
time
comes to serve yourself.)


More jokes to come soon...If these jokes were not funny please reply to thi=
s
email and write "Rosacea Humorless Unsubscribe" in the Subject Heading.

Mike H.

GT HAD THE BEST ROSACEA DIET HUMOR FOR 2002!

On Saturday, June 15, 2002, at 07:08 PM, mineren wrote:

> Thought I would post some light humor for those in the throws of
> adapting to the Diet.
>
> There are a few perks:
>
> You can look the Dental Hygienist in the eye with the "I dare you to
> take more than five minutes" look, since eliminating the sugar has
> greatly improved your dental health
>
> Spy-Time. You really feel that you're in on a Big Secret when you go
> to the grocery store and watch other people are buying. You think
> that YOU should be the one on Oprah, not Phil.
>
> You now love to tell people you're over 40, since you're so much
> thinner than everyone else over 40, hey, celebrate!
>
> The Diet is a great dating topic, since people will be in awe of your
> knowledge of nutrition and health, or it might totally backfire and
> intimidate them, ha!
>
> You are finally smart enough to read between the lines in all of
> those food advertisements on TV and in the magazines.Ê Spending a
> little less time coupon clipping?
>
> Question: Your skin looks great, what are you using?Ê Reply: Food
>
> GT

This gets the 2002 award for best Rosacea Diet Humor
if you think you can top this, send your humor to
the group and I will award the best humor for 2003!

Brady Barrows