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FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.
We all need a little stress-reliever !!! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
including the person that s ent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor.
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward
it to friends and family and coworkers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so
they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager
is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = s leezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pan ts
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. Just
remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Vicki and the Mutts
Don't pick lemons.
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