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Think you have Brains ? !! Below is a private way to gauge your loss
or
non-loss of intelligence. So take the 6 simple questions presented
here
and determine if you are losing it or are a MENSA candidate.
Q-1 : WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
ANSWER: BREAD.... IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND
YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE.... IF YOU SAID "BREAD"
THEN
PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2
Q-2 : SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK"............. WHAT DO COWS
DRINK?
ANSWER: "WATER". IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO
NOT
TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER -
TAXED. YOU NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
IF YOU SAID "WATER" ,THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
Q-3 : IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE
OUT OF
BLUE BRICKS, PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS
MADE
OUT OF BLACK BRICKS.... WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OF?
ANSWER : "GLASS" . IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS", THEN WHAT THE WORLD
ARE
YOU STILL DOING HERE , READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!! IF YOU SAID
"GLASS",
THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4
Q- 4 : 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD
>>COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALIZING THAT
THE
LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING
PROCEDURE,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES
SMACK
BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" -- THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY
AND
WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL. WHERE WOULDYOU BURY THE
SURVIVORS -- EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MAN'S LAND" ?
ANSWER : YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS" . IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN
THE
SENTENCE ABOVE , THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY. YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE
SHOULD
THE PLANE CRASH !!!
IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE ,THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION -5.
Q-5 : IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY
MINUTE
THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
ANSWER : "1 DEGREE". IF YOU SAID "360DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN
THE
ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...? BUT BE HONEST
WITH
YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" , THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION .
Q-6 : WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR , YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON
TO
MILFORD HAVEN (WALES). IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THEE BUS, IN READING
6
PEOPLE GET OFF AND 9 PEOPLE GET ON , IN SWINDON , 2 PEOPLE GET OFF AND
4
PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF . THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO
MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT..... WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
ANSWER:"YOUR NAME ." READ THE FIRST LINE !!!!
or
non-loss of intelligence. So take the 6 simple questions presented
here
and determine if you are losing it or are a MENSA candidate.
Q-1 : WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
ANSWER: BREAD.... IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND
YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE.... IF YOU SAID "BREAD"
THEN
PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2
Q-2 : SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK"............. WHAT DO COWS
DRINK?
ANSWER: "WATER". IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO
NOT
TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER -
TAXED. YOU NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
IF YOU SAID "WATER" ,THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
Q-3 : IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE
OUT OF
BLUE BRICKS, PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS
MADE
OUT OF BLACK BRICKS.... WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OF?
ANSWER : "GLASS" . IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS", THEN WHAT THE WORLD
ARE
YOU STILL DOING HERE , READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!! IF YOU SAID
"GLASS",
THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4
Q- 4 : 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD
>>COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALIZING THAT
THE
LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING
PROCEDURE,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES
SMACK
BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" -- THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY
AND
WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL. WHERE WOULDYOU BURY THE
SURVIVORS -- EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MAN'S LAND" ?
ANSWER : YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS" . IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN
THE
SENTENCE ABOVE , THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY. YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE
SHOULD
THE PLANE CRASH !!!
IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE ,THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION -5.
Q-5 : IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY
MINUTE
THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
ANSWER : "1 DEGREE". IF YOU SAID "360DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN
THE
ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...? BUT BE HONEST
WITH
YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" , THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION .
Q-6 : WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR , YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON
TO
MILFORD HAVEN (WALES). IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THEE BUS, IN READING
6
PEOPLE GET OFF AND 9 PEOPLE GET ON , IN SWINDON , 2 PEOPLE GET OFF AND
4
PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF . THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO
MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT..... WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
ANSWER:"YOUR NAME ." READ THE FIRST LINE !!!!
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There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from he water. The tide rise! ! s at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?
4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the
bear?
5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
6. There is a room.! The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?
7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?
8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45! degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada?
9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon! on May 6th.
10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the
center field?
11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
( answers at the end............)
Answers:
1. The word "incorrectly."
2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Googly ;-)
4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.
5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.
7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt.
8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...
9. The time and month/date/year American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.
10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
11. The temperature.
2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from he water. The tide rise! ! s at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?
4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the
bear?
5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
6. There is a room.! The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?
7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?
8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45! degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada?
9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon! on May 6th.
10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the
center field?
11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
( answers at the end............)
Answers:
1. The word "incorrectly."
2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Googly ;-)
4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.
5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.
7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt.
8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...
9. The time and month/date/year American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.
10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
11. The temperature.
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Dr Santosh Kondekar, MD DCH FCPS DNB
from:Seth GS Medical college & KEM Hospital Mumbai, India
http://kempeds.learn.to
Dr Santosh Kondekar, MD DCH FCPS DNB
from:Seth GS Medical college & KEM Hospital Mumbai, India
http://kempeds.learn.to
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