what kind of thoughts are you terrified of , she bee?

arthur.

----- Original Message -----
From: "she bee" <shebe_me845@...>
To: <ocd@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 04, 2006 6:08 PM
Subject: Re: [ocd] cats


> Good Morning everyone
> It is early here in the States and I wanted to ask a
> very odd question. Do any of you wake up and spend
> your day terrified? And I mean TERRIFIED of your
> thoughts?
> Sorry if this isnt the type of question asked in here,
> but I figured I would give it a try.
> Peace to you all
>
> --- A <alphalht@...> wrote:
>
>> Erin,
>>
>> I'm not opening any of starfish's emails.
>>
>> So I'm not bothering with her anymore.
>>
>> She and her children sure need some very serious
>> psychological help! LOL
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: "Erin Monell" <payton2299@...>
>> To: <ocd@yahoogroups.com>
>> Sent: Saturday, April 01, 2006 9:38 PM
>> Subject: RE: [ocd] cats
>>
>>
>> > Okay, that's it. You BOTH need therapy. You two
>> have some weird strain of
>> > ocd that I don't even want to know about. I'm
>> blocking this crap from my
>> > e-mail.
>> >
>> >
>> >>From: ibshlby@...
>> >>Reply-To: ocd@yahoogroups.com
>> >>To: ocd@yahoogroups.com
>> >>Subject: [ocd] cats
>> >>Date: Fri, 31 Mar 2006 19:50:13 EST
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>101 ways to skin a cat
>> >>
>> >>1. Lawnmower
>> >>2. Hold it by its tail, shake vigorously
>> >>3. Give it a bath in hydrochloric acid
>> >>4. Let it play with a ball of barbed wire
>> >>5. Teach it to jump through a flaming loop, then
>> get it drunk and have it
>> >>do it
>> >>6. Eat it, cough up a furball, then puke
>> >>7. Put it in a paper shredder, slowly (collect
>> bits afterwars, glue and
>> >>some assembly may be required)
>> >>8. Tie tongue to one car, tail to another, and
>> have them dive in opposite
>> >>directions
>> >>9. Flamethrower
>> >>10. Attach tail to fan, put it on high (the fan)
>> >>11. Get a pair of tweasers, pluck one hair at a
>> time
>> >>12. Bury it, dig it up a few weeks later
>> >>13. Throw it at a fan (make sure it's on (the
>> fan))
>> >>14. Stuff it in a mailbox with a quarterstick of
>> dynamite
>> >>15. Throw catnip on the launching pad of the space
>> shuttle just before
>> >>takeoff
>> >>16. Have it roll in hot tar
>> >>17. Drop it off a building onto a sharpened sewer
>> grate
>> >>18. Toss it in Boston Harbor
>> >>19. Use a tire pump to fill it with air, pop it
>> >>20. Shave "Saddam rules" on it and throw it to a
>> pack of Kurds
>> >>21. Volunteer it for a documentary on pirranahs
>> >>22. Cover firecrackers with catnip (light them)
>> >>23. Use it as the bat in "mailbox baseball"
>> >>24. Throw it at the windshield of someone who
>> annoys you (or just for fun)
>> >>25. Tie (or shave) a message on it and throw it
>> through the window of an
>> >>enemy
>> >>26. Use it as shark bait
>> >>27. Train an attack dog with it
>> >>28. Volunteer it for radiation testing
>> >>29. Volunteer it for Olympic training for the
>> hammer throw
>> >>30. Use it as a train brake
>> >>31. Put a condom on its head and give it to a
>> Bishop
>> >>32. Use it as printer paper
>> >>33. Use it as the "kindling" to burn down a
>> billboard (for best results,
>> >>douse in gasoline first)
>> >>34. Rub alcohol on it and chase it over hot coals
>> >>35. Cats love chasing moving things, cut some live
>> electrical wires and
>> >>watch them dance (bring your cat, twit)
>> >>36. Light its tail on fire and watch it chase it
>> >>37. Give the cat and some acid to Skeeve
>> >>38. Let it run The Works for a day
>> >>39. "Bowl" it over millions of shards of broken
>> glass
>> >>40. Experiment with the explosive properties of
>> cat hair
>> >>41. Turn on the car while the cat is getting warm
>> in the engine
>> >>42. Check the read/write properties of cats in
>> disk drives
>> >>43. Test out the hair club for men on it
>> >>44. Put plastic explosives in fake mice
>> >>45. Drop it off a cliff, repeat until it doesn't
>> land on its feet
>> >>46. Feed it to a pack of raving Puce Armadillos
>> >>47. Have it figure out the previous entry
>> >>48. Wrap duct tape around it, peal off rapidly
>> >>49. Have it try to write a 101 (tm) text file
>> >>50. Feed it live grenades (and run)
>> >>51. Slide it quickly down a slide lined with
>> brillo pads
>> >>52. Use it to smoothen the rusty parts on your car
>> >>53. Squeeze it through a pipe half its size
>>
>>>____________________________________________________________________
>> >>/. .\
>> >>I That's right boys and girls!! We have hit number
>> 53!!! You all I
>> >>I know what that means!! For all of you people
>> that live in caves, I
>> >>I this means that it's time to get a life, spare
>> yourself, and leap I
>> >>I off the Empire State Building with an anvil tied
>> around your I
>> >>I neck. Stop reading this thing now. Jerk, I told
>> you to stop I
>> >>I reading. You aren't worthy, be gone! I
>>
>>>\____________________________________________________________________/
>> >>
>> >>54. Chainsaw
>> >>55. Throw it at a velcro wall and rip it off
>> >>56. Use a cheese grater
>> >>57. Feed it cherry bombs
>> >>58. See how good it is at "eating fire"
>> >>59. Eat fire yourself, and use the cat as a target
>> (great at parties)
>> >>60. Use sandpaper
>> >>61. Ask it the meaning of life
>> >>62. Have Skeeve explain the meaning of life to it
>> >>63. Use it in a game of "tethercat" (this entry
>> courtosy of The Far Side
>> >>comics inc.)
>> >>64. Have it piss off (or on) Cab the Nastie
>> >>65. Try to get it inside the computer to
>> accomplish the preceding entry
>> >>66. Use hedge clippers
>> >>67. Test how good the properties of cats are for
>> making spam
>> >>68. Scotch (tm) tape it to the exhaust pipe of a
>> bus
>> >>69. Use its face as a guitar pick, gradually move
>> to other parts of its
>> >>body (Note to all you sex perverts: No, I didn't
>> have a special
>> >>entry just for this number, nyah nyah nyah!)
>> >>70. Get a giant, economy size electric pencil
>> sharpener and...well, you
>> >>know...um...ok...fine, so it was a bad idea
>> >>71. Use it as the lance (or shield) for a good
>> clean game of joust
>> >>72. Test its electricity conductivity properties
>> (in any manner you
>> >>choose)
>> >>73. Put alcohol in its water bowl and release it
>> into a mine field
>> >>74. Nail the pet door on your door closed,
>> encourage it to run full speed
>> >>into the house
>> >>75. Introduce it to Butch the pitbull next door
>> >>76. Pull its flea collar off, going from head to
>> tail
>> >>77. Hang some catnip from the rear bumper of your
>> car (near the tire) and
>> >>have the cat chase it, then slam it (the car) into
>> reverse (this can
>> >>also be found in the soon to be released "101 (tm)
>> ways to ruin your
>> >>transmission")
>> >>78. Have it attempt to figure out "f00g and the
>> art of Zen"
>> >>79. Severely hinder the existence of one of
>> America's greatest evils, the
>> >>trailer park (of course) by using the cat to link
>> two of the park's
>> >>power lines, thus shorting out the whole place
>> >>80. Use it as a place to stick Post-it (tm) notes
>> >>81. Put it on ther head of Raytheon's famous
>> Patriot Missle
>> >>82. Put it 5 miles from the intended target of a
>> Scud
>> >>83. Shave the American flag on it and sell it to a
>> drunken football fan as
>> >>a patriotic souvenir (ok, enough with the
>> belated-gulf-war-patriotic-
>> >>stereotypes)
>> >>84. Paint it white and bring it to a sheep
>> shearing contest
>> >>85. Toss it into the street after it (the street)
>> has been newly tarred,
>> >>get
>> >>some popcorn and wait for the steam roller
>>
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