Thought you all would get a laugh out of these:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no
man has gone
before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me
NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there
yet?"
5. "You
know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped
miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand
out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't
fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my
dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't
you?"
12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my
head is not up
there."