-Hello everyone,
We do not have CNAII's here in Virginia however it is my
understanding that it is under consideration for the near future.
Probably a program similar to that in NC. I do work in a hospital
currently in Central Sterile Supply (where they clean all the
surgical instruments among other things). I just transfered there
from the floor and basically you do the same things on the floor you
would anywhere else you just have different patients every couple of
days. There are plans however to have the PCA's (as we are called) do
fingersticks, and take out catheters and IV's. Just thought I would
put my two cents in.  Thanks, Cheryl -- In
nursingassistantsonly@yahoogroups.com, "joy boone" <BooBoo@c...>
wrote:
> I am in n.c and am a CNA level II . I do dressing changes, trach
care, cath care, Iv's and those types of things. I  dont know if
there is other states that has level II's or not. I have noticed that
there is not any in s.c but was wondering about other states and if
there is any more level II's here, was wondering what all kinds of
stuff you do.I work in home health care , going from home to home all
day long. I spend no more that one hr in a clients home. Level II
required going back to college for I think it was something like 6-9
months after completeing the level I.I have been level II for so many
yrs, I dont remember really how long it took.

I just passed the skills part for my CNA.. Now I am waiting to take
the final written MONDAY... Love this group there is alot of good
info here

Hi, Sorry to not responding so soon, I have been working, and going to
school, etc. Anyways, I live in pa. And we (at least where I work) do not do
anyof
what you mentioned. We did have a resident last year that was sent out for
something, and she ended up having a trach put in and a feeding tube. She wasn't
allowed to come back because of the trach. "our" facility doesn't allow
trach's, but one of our other facilities do. So she went there.  All we are
allowed
to do is basic care, and some treatments, as long as they are not medicated.

Nichole


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Hi,
I worked in a hospital as a Technical Colleague in Wisconsin.  I
quit this job after my back was injured unable to find a different
postion within the organization.  Job duties at the hopsital
included performing EKG's, inserting indwelling catheters, hanging
tube feedings, wed/dry bandaging, giving enemas, checking blood
sugar, re-setting IV's, and other simple nursing duties that did not
include passing medications.  I received additional training at this
hospital in order to perform these duties.  I don't know if this is
a level II CNA. Healthcare facilities where I am located have
different policies regarding CNA duties. Today I am working at a
long-term health care facility and am not allowed to reset an IV  or
fix a tube feeding even though I know how.

Hi gang,
This is what CNA's do in hospitals they are Nursing Techs here in
ole Arkansas.
I am not a Tech just a plain oh hard working CNA.
I hope everyone is doing alright.
TTYL,
T1204






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> I am in n.c and am a CNA level II . I do dressing changes, trach
care, cath care, Iv's and those types of things. I  dont know if
there is other states that has level II's or not. I have noticed
that there is not any in s.c but was wondering about other states
and if there is any more level II's here, was wondering what all
kinds of stuff you do.I work in home health care , going from home
to home all day long. I spend no more that one hr in a clients home.
Level II required going back to college for I think it was something
like 6-9 months after completeing the level I.I have been level II
for so many yrs, I dont remember really how long it took.

me three please fill us in I don't think we have those here.
Heather
oregon

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Thanks!

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I am in n.c and am a CNA level II . I do dressing changes, trach care, cath
care, Iv's and those types of things. I  dont know if there is other states that
has level II's or not. I have noticed that there is not any in s.c but was
wondering about other states and if there is any more level II's here, was
wondering what all kinds of stuff you do.I work in home health care , going from
home to home all day long. I spend no more that one hr in a clients home. Level
II required going back to college for I think it was something like 6-9 months
after completeing the level I.I have been level II for so many yrs, I dont
remember really how long it took.

What is a cna Level II? I am sorry, I have never heard of that before.

Thanks!

Nichole


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I am a cna level II and was wondering if anyone else is too?

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A few weeks ago I told this group how I ran into a fellow
CNA student who was freelancing.  She got insurance from
nso.org, and works for herself getting $45 per hour, or
$45 for a bath visit.

Anyone think that's legit?  Why make $10 per hour when you
can make $45 per hour on your own?  Is this too good to be
true?

Alex

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Whats going on in here?
This group is dead!  HELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYONE
OUT THERE?????????????????????????????????????????????
SPEAK PPL TALK ABOUT SOMETHING!

I am trying to find someone else to chat with who works at another
Mariner.

Hi,

I live in California, and someone who took the CNA course
and got certified with me says she is free-lancing.  I
thought a CNA always had to be supervised by an RN.  She
says she got her liability insurance at nso.com, and put
an add in the paper, and is making as much as the clients
would otherwise be paying an agency.

Has anyone else done this?  Heck, I'd love to make $45 an
hour as a CNA.

Anybody know if this is legitimate?

Thanks,

Alex

Hello Group,
Happy Holidays!  How was Thanksgiving for you all?
Mine was great all except maybe a few things but mostly it went
wonderfully.
We received our NAGNA and well I put it this way ..I thought it was
the greatest thing in the world..to be frank..it really isnt all
that it is cracked up to be!  You have to pay for every little bit
of coverage they offer..it can be very expensive if you add it up.
Then if you add people to ur coverage your talking about alot of
$$$$$$$$$!!!!
Anyway I think we are going to write up a letter signed by all and
call them and tell them how we think and the guy who had the meeting
with us all that day about nagna he said everything will be
available to us under that amount of $ we get deducted from our
checks every two weeks and to our understanding it was to cover
everything.
BUT we were WRONG! No excuse me, HE WAS WRONG for lying to us!
Anyway the free things they send you when u join up will end up
costing us out the a$$!
Anyway..make sure if you get to experiance the NAGNA you ask alot of
questions before applying to this service.
Anyway..
TO SUM IT UP WE ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED!
This CNA who had it in Missouri said that it covered all but it dont
with us for some reason!
Anyway next subject.
We have this resident where I work she screams..talks loudly all
night long and what I hear all day too! Hardly ever sleeps..so they
prescribed her Ambien well that works 2 or 3 hours at the most.  We
try to talk to her and calm her and tell her to be more quieter but
that doesnt help.. we have tried to put her in front of the big
screen and that doesnt help.  She is in a Geri Chair cuz she falls
alot. So what I am asking is HELP!!!!!!!!SHE IS REALLY DRIVING US
NUTZ!!!!!!! I mean I can handle her for a lengthy time...but it is
disrupting other residents from her hollaring and it is really
breaking our thinking at night when we are doing paper work..you
know we all one resident that really bugs ya...but we love em
anyway..but this woman is totally out of control..we have wrote
behavior sheets after behavior sheets on her and nothing is helping!
I have even given her a magazine to look at that doesnt help. Any
suggestions on how to occupy her mind?
Another thing,,,Welcome Newbies and good luck on your CNA life.
May your life be filled with alot of teaching from the elderly and
love.
Well Merry Christmas everyone!
Tornado1204

Hey everyone, I'm new here. I'm not a CNA yet, but I'm working on
getting into a training course at one of the local nursing homes. I'm
excited and really hope I get into a class soon, but at the same time
I'm kinda nervous. I'm pretty positive tho, that once I get going and
get on a roll I'll be fine. I'm trying to decide whether or not I
want to pursue a nursing career. Right now, all I know is I for sure
want to do something in the medical field. I have a pretty good idea
of what all to expect as a CNA (my mom was one, and a good friend of
mine was b4 she became an RN), but if anyone has any advice or
pointers or anything, they'd be appreciated! Thanks!

HI My name is Heather. I have been a STNA for a year now. I am
wondering if anyone lives in the Toledo, Ohio area. I moved back
here and am looking for a job. I have to take the bus :( So it's
hard to find a bus that will take me certain places and not have to
transfer so much.. Hope everyone has a good day




heather

I agree that this group has been encouraging and
enlightening to me.  Sometimes too enlightening, but
it's a free country/internet.

Alex



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Thank you for the kind compliment
I created this group for the CNA's of this world to come and discuss
the issue's that we face in our everyday world of CNA work. Either
in home health or hospital or at home care or nursing homes.
Without my members this group would not be like it is today and I
appreciate them all!
I hope you will continue to enjoy this group.
T1204
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come
> across this kind of wonderful site,i really appreciate it for the
> fact that CNA,worldwide would be able to get intouch as  a result
of
> the wonderful and most popular job.
> Okay i would start my posting by giving the priviledge to whom it
> belongs;to those who had contributed to the building of this
> site,morally finacially.It's really an accomplishement.
> Thanks to yahoo that air this kind of beatifulsite,thanks to GOOGLE
> the powerful search engine that took me to the site through yahoo.
> It's an accomplishement indeed without mincing any word.
> CNA would be able to get intouch with oneanother,seeking advice on
> the net.The only thing ,as a way of advice is to let a job search
> being part of the site if it won't cause any havoc to the
operation
> of this good site.
> If anybody wants to contact me ,feel free to do so via my e-mail
at
> ekomurphy1@y...
>
> THANKS.
> OSUOLALE MORUPH
> BOSTON.
> SEPTEMBER 11 2003.

Thanks,for this wonderful site,being my first time am going to come
across this kind of wonderful site,i really appreciate it for the
fact that CNA,worldwide would be able to get intouch as  a result of
the wonderful and most popular job.
Okay i would start my posting by giving the priviledge to whom it
belongs;to those who had contributed to the building of this
site,morally finacially.It's really an accomplishement.
Thanks to yahoo that air this kind of beatifulsite,thanks to GOOGLE
the powerful search engine that took me to the site through yahoo.
It's an accomplishement indeed without mincing any word.
CNA would be able to get intouch with oneanother,seeking advice on
the net.The only thing ,as a way of advice is to let a job search
being part of the site if it won't cause any havoc to the operation
of this good site.
If anybody wants to contact me ,feel free to do so via my e-mail at
ekomurphy1@...

THANKS.
OSUOLALE MORUPH
BOSTON.
SEPTEMBER 11 2003.

Unfreakingbelievable!!!  (It took a lot to take out the
4-letter word...makes me want to beat them up.)

I'm so mad I have to go for a walk now.

Alex

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>
>  That's the word from the woman's granddaughter. Two women are
> charged with adult abuse in the case. But a prosecutor says he's
> prepared to alter the charges if 81-year-old Willie Mae Ryan dies.
> Nursing assistants 17-year-old Shermika Rainey and 44-year-old Gayla
> Wilson are each charged with a felony count of adult abuse.
>
> They work at Dallas County Nursing Home.
>
> The pair were accused in Ryan's beating on July 30th. Authorities
> say Ryan was beaten by a certified nurse's aide while another
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This is darn right aweful!!!!  Who in their right mind would want to
beat up a resident!  What is yalls thoughts on this story?  I say
life in prison for these two individuals.



August 14, 2003  - Posted at 7:23 a.m. CDT

PINE BLUFF, Ark.  --An elderly woman is NOT expected to live after
suffering a beating with brass knuckles in her nursing home bed.

  That's the word from the woman's granddaughter. Two women are
charged with adult abuse in the case. But a prosecutor says he's
prepared to alter the charges if 81-year-old Willie Mae Ryan dies.
Nursing assistants 17-year-old Shermika Rainey and 44-year-old Gayla
Wilson are each charged with a felony count of adult abuse.

They work at Dallas County Nursing Home.

The pair were accused in Ryan's beating on July 30th. Authorities
say Ryan was beaten by a certified nurse's aide while another
employee held her on the bed. According to an affidavit, Wilson told
Rainey she was tired of the woman, quote, ``being disrespectful.''

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It is called reciprocity. Go to the following link and you will find
all the infos that you need. Good luck

http://www.cna-network.org/pages/Reciprocity_.htm

Geri chairs are great when used correctly.  WE have a
lock down unit at our home and it is wonderful for
those who wander.  I personally would rather see them
in a locked unit than in chairs....you could also try
a merry walker.......they don't usually fit thru
outside doors.  Hope everyone is having a wonderful
fourth of July!!!
See ya around.....Michelle in Arkansas
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> Arkansas.  I am from
> Arkansas but I made this group for us all.
> So how have yall been?  I been suffering from those
> good ole
> allergies!
> Been bummed out over work lately.  LONG STORY!!!
> What is your thoughts on putting people that wander
> into geri chairs?
> Which could help them out cuz they fall alot.  But
> is it really good
> for them? The facility where you work doesnt have a
> lock down unit
> so is it a good idea to place them in a geri chair?
> Just wondering what your thoughts are on this issue.
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It has been in my past experience that once you put a
person with organic brain disorder, dementia or
Alzheimers in a gerichair, they don't come back out.
In saying that, I mean that with these types of
diseases, the thought process is damaged...they forget
everything they knew about walking and can't be
re-trained.  Geri-chairs should be last resort in my
book.
   Something that most people don't know is that a
large number of these people have no depth
perception...the point of that being that I have seen
black mats placed in front of areas that were
hazardous for wonderers to roam to.  They can't tell
if it is a hole or a mat because their depth
perception is gone and they won't cross over the mat.
   Another thing that I have noticed is that many
Alzheimer patients hate to walk on carpet.  I figure
that is from the static electricity that is built up
in the fibers.  Such are the mysterious ways of the
human brain.
    Have a great fourth of July everyone!


                           Sharon
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> Arkansas.  I am from
> Arkansas but I made this group for us all.
> So how have yall been?  I been suffering from those
> good ole
> allergies!
> Been bummed out over work lately.  LONG STORY!!!
> What is your thoughts on putting people that wander
> into geri chairs?
> Which could help them out cuz they fall alot.  But
> is it really good
> for them? The facility where you work doesnt have a
> lock down unit
> so is it a good idea to place them in a geri chair?
> Just wondering what your thoughts are on this issue.
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> T1204
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Posting this just in case someone missed it or I have forgotten to
pass this on..its cute!  Welcome to the newbies and sorry for those
that left us!
Your founder,
Sheila

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and
loved to charge around the nursing home, taking
corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one
sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents
tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined
in.
>
>One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a
door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his
arm outstretched. "STOP!", he shouted in a firm voice.
"Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished
around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him.
>
>"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
>
>As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one
wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and
shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster
and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry
on, ma'am."
>
>As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front
door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark
naked, holding a very sizable erection in his hand.
>
>"Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "not the breathalyzer
again!"

Thought I'd pass this along.

Actual Notes In Hospital Charts

1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband
     states she was very hot in bed last night.

2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side
     for over a year.

3. On the second day the knee was better,
     and on the third day it disappeared.

4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly.
     She also appears to be depressed.

5. The patient has been depressed since
     she began seeing me in 1993.

6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male,
     mentally alert but forgetful.

8. The patient refused autopsy.

9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

11. Patient´s medical history has been remarkably
       insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the
       past three days.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. She is numb from her toes down.

14. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

15. The skin was moist and dry.

16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

19. She stated that she had been constipated for most
      of her life, until she got a divorce.

20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car
      for physical therapy.

21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and
       accommodation.

22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

24. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However,
       he took a job as a stock broker instead.

25. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

26. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

27. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank,
       who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

28. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.