--- In nursingassistantsonly@yahoogroups.com, CNABrendaAnn@w... wrote:
> Is anyone here working in cardiac telemetery, or in the past? I
just wanted
> to ask a couple of questions. Thanks!
>
> Brenda
>
> You Might Be a Nurse If..
>
> You believe that there is a special place in hell for the inventor
of the
> call light.
> You believe that the gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> You believe PIA (Pain in the Ass) is an acceptable admitting
diagnosis from
> ER.
> When asked..."What color is the patients diarrhea?"
> ...you show the doctor your shoes.
> You can discuss dismemberment over a meal like it is normal.
> You look in your closet and you can't find anything non-medical to
wear.
> You believe all bleeding stops....eventually.
> Ever told a confused patient your name was that of your co-worker
> and to YELL really loud if they need help.
> You know its a full moon without having to look at the sky.
> You shock someone with an unrecognizable rhythm
> until you get one you do recognize.
> You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.
> You have encouraged obnoxious patients to sign out AMA.
> You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
> You believe every waiting room should have a valium salt lick.
> You firmly believe that "too stupid to live"should be a diagnosis.
> You have to leave the patient before you begin to laugh
uncontrollably.
> You believe a good tape job will fix anything.
> You look at the veins of everybody you meet.
>
>
> I work Telemetry in NC as a CNA2. I've been here almost 3 years.
>
>
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