Is anyone here working in cardiac telemetery, or in the past? I just wanted
to ask a couple of questions. Thanks!

Brenda

You Might Be a Nurse If..

You believe that there is a special place in hell for the inventor of the
call light.
You believe that the gene pool could use a little chlorine.
You believe PIA (Pain in the Ass) is an acceptable admitting diagnosis from
ER.
When asked..."What color is the patients diarrhea?"
...you show the doctor your shoes.
You can discuss dismemberment over a meal like it is normal.
You look in your closet and you can't find anything non-medical to wear.
You believe all bleeding stops....eventually.
Ever told a confused patient your name was that of your co-worker
and to YELL really loud if they need help.
You know its a full moon without having to look at the sky.
You shock someone with an unrecognizable rhythm
until you get one you do recognize.
You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.
You have encouraged obnoxious patients to sign out AMA.
You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
You believe every waiting room should have a valium salt lick.
You firmly believe that "too stupid to live"should be a diagnosis.
You have to leave the patient before you begin to laugh uncontrollably.
You believe a good tape job will fix anything.
You look at the veins of everybody you meet.





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