Posting this just in case someone missed it or I have forgotten to
pass this on..its cute! Welcome to the newbies and sorry for those
that left us!
Your founder,
Sheila

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and
loved to charge around the nursing home, taking
corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one
sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents
tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined
in.
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>One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a
door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his
arm outstretched. "STOP!", he shouted in a firm voice.
"Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished
around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him.
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>"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
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>As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one
wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and
shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster
and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry
on, ma'am."
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>As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front
door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark
naked, holding a very sizable erection in his hand.
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>"Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "not the breathalyzer
again!"