From: AMANDA CLINE <sbcakes@...>
Subject: FW: a laugh for you! Men vs. Women
To: "amanda huss" <paramedchic1@...>, "Angie Cline" <amcblue@...>, "Glenica" <glenica2000@...>, "Holly Smith" <hollymarie0217@...>, "Joset T." <meandjoset@...>, "Lori Mcdonald" <lmcdonald@...>, "Lydia Wallace" <mustanglover1969@...>, "Mom and Chris" <kingfishandbabe@...>, "Nancy (Mom) Cline" <nfcline@...>, nursebob@yahoogroups.com, sbcakes@..., "Shelly Sawyer" <shellysmailboxx@...>, "Shey Wright" <getroudy@...>, "Steve Davis" <sdavis@...>
Date: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 1:02 PM

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> From: ahoward@hickoryconv entions.com
> To: blaudenberger@ hickoryconventio ns.com; jhester@hickoryconv entions.com; ledwards@mhc- law.com; reynoldstalisha@ yahoo.com; sbcakes@hotmail. com
> Subject: FW: a laugh for you! Men vs. Women
> Date: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:46:09 -0400
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>
> Amber M. Howard
> Assistant Events Coordinator/ Staff Accountant
> Hickory Metro Convention Center
> 1960 13th Avenue Drive SE
> Hickory, NC 28602
> 828.324.8600, Extension 203
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>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Bryna Campbell Engel [mailto:brynae@ rsfchart. com]
> Sent: Monday, September 22, 2008 3:29 PM
> To: undisclosed- recipients:
> Subject: FW: a laugh for you! Men vs. Women
>
>
> Too funny not to pass along
> ____________ _________ _________ __
> Subject: Men vs. Women
>
>
> Here's your morning wake-up laugh!!
> He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
> put in it.
> I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
>
> He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit
> on the sofa and fart!
>
> He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
> gave you?
> I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
>
>
>
> He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> I said to him .. . They don't have time
>
> He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
> I said to him . . We don't know; it has never happened.
>
> He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
> and Good- looking?
> I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
>
> I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
> night?
> He said. . A widow.
>
> He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
> I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go
> to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
>
> SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
> HANDLE IT!
>
>
>
> Laney
>
> Parkton, MD
>
> 410-812-1828
> 410-357-5808 fax
>
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