Kobi Grief "No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear." - C.S. Lewis Once upon a time in Japan, Kobi beef cattle were considered to be the most abused...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 2, 2013 10:20 am
Groundhog Day 2013 State Trooper: "Pal, you got that moisture on your head. Now you can go back to Punxsutawney, or you can go ahead and freeze to death. It's...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 2, 2013 4:11 pm
The obese ice cream-eating Pennsylvania rodent did not see his shadow this morning. See: http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/notmilk/message/4588 You can see...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 3, 2013 7:32 am
Dumb Dairy Schmucks "Be not silent from any mistaken pity and tenderness for him; for, believe me, Hester, though he were to step down from a high place, and...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 4, 2013 9:10 am
My Very Unhealthy Very Dear Friend "A prophet is not without honour, save in his own country, and in his own house." - Matthew 13:57, King James version of the...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 5, 2013 8:25 am
Final Word on Horribly Violent Connecticut Shootings "It is the failing of youth not to be able to restrain its own violence." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca What...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 6, 2013 9:53 am
Downward Spiraling Sperm Counts From a SAD Diet "It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 7, 2013 7:20 am
A Dairy Editorial to Make Me Laugh Aloud "People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built." -...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 8, 2013 8:16 am
Berry, Berry Wonderful! "You ought to have seen what I saw on my way To the village, through Mortenson's pasture to-day: Blueberries as big as the end of your...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 9, 2013 7:59 am
Tiny New Study Contains Gigantic Implications "I am Mork from Ork, Nano Nano." - Robin Williams ** ** ** ** ** DEFINITIONS (Wikipedia): Nano is a prefix...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 10, 2013 10:10 am
Eating Garlic Can Prevent Milk Breath "The trouble with Senator Long is that he is suffering from halitosis of the intellect. That's presuming Senator Long has...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 11, 2013 9:14 am
The Tastiest Steak Tartare Recipe of February, 2013 "Cooking is a personal spiritual act." - Edward Espe Brown When I attended the Culinary Institute of...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 12, 2013 9:57 am
Vitamin-D Shortage in Canadian Pre-Schoolers "In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 13, 2013 6:13 am
The Wonder of it All "There is an electric fire in human nature tending to purify - so that among these human creatures there is continually some birth of new...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 14, 2013 10:34 am
A Fitting Valentine's Day Song "And who is responsible for this appalling child slavery? Everyone." - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones A tune for you to play today,...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 15, 2013 9:56 am
The Triple Bypass Hamburger Gambol "Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly." - George Raft ...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 16, 2013 8:01 am
Emerging Antibiotic-Resistant Tuberculosis "Impudence is the worst of all human diseases." - Euripides On February 11, 2013, Notmilk reported the discovery of...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 17, 2013 6:49 am
Stupid is as Stupid Does "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." - Friedrich Nietzsche "One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 18, 2013 8:10 am
Are You Kidding Me? "Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those who we cannot resemble." - Samuel Johnson I am requesting that one of...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 19, 2013 7:45 am
How Many More People Must Die in This Manner? "Tragedy in life normally comes with betrayal and compromise, and trading on your integrity and not having...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 20, 2013 8:51 am
Win-Win vs. No-Win Scenarios "There is winning and there is misery." - Bill Parcells, Oradell, New Jersey Let me describe to you the consequences of No-Win vs....
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 21, 2013 9:53 am
Is one Brand Better Than the Other? "I love the smell of barbecue ribs in the morning." - Lieutenant-Major Kilgore, Apocalypse Cow ...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 22, 2013 9:14 am
Dairy Princess Revelation "I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 23, 2013 12:09 pm
269 Life "The medium is the message." - Marshall McLuhan A few weeks ago while working out on a stationary bike at 3AM in my 24-hour gym, I noticed the ...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 24, 2013 7:03 am
New Multiple Sclerosis Clue "Your body is not a temple. Your body is the house you grew up in. How dare you try to burn it to the ground. You are bigger than...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 25, 2013 8:19 am
Wee Wheezing Wonders "The timing of death, like the ending of a story, gives a changed meaning to what preceded it." - Mary Catherine Bateson New parents live...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 26, 2013 8:36 am
Injecting a Type-1 Diabetes Cure Into the Equation "You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes You just might find You get what you need." -...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 26, 2013 9:24 pm
Emailing the Notmilkman Fifty years before the 13 United States gained independence from England, the first great satiric novel was published, Gulliver's...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 27, 2013 11:34 am
Koop-Poop, de Dupe "And whoever begins by being a dupe ends by becoming a scoundrel." - Voltaire The title to today's Notmilk column was inspired by a Betty...
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Robert
cohensmilk1
Feb 28, 2013 7:07 am
Human Rights and Sub-Human Wrongs "It is often in the name of cultural integrity as well as social stability and national security that democratic reforms...
