It Was Forty Years Ago Today "I don't really wanna stop the show, But I thought you might like to know, That the singers gonna sing a song, And he'd like you...
Saturated Animal Fat (Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" (Lisa) "Yes" (Homer) "Bacon?" (Lisa)...
Man on the Moon A few days ago, I spent an entire night working and then did a very hard routine at the gym and came home a little bit exhausted. I decided to ...
Does Infant Formula Consumption Result in Childhood Obesity? "The U.S. routinely ranks lower than other countries in health outcomes such as infant mortality."...
Milk Hormones and Pre-Cancerous Intestinal Polyps "If you wish to experience peace, provide peace for another." - Tenzin Gyatso, Dalai Lama (14th Century) A...
The NotMilkWoman's Ten Rules Had she lived today, I would have been out of a job and title. Meet the NotMilkwoman, Ellen G. White (1827 - 1915) I have the...
Pizza Party "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the ...
Extreme Scientific Dairy Fraud Exposed "I want to be clear. No company is too big to be prosecuted. We have zero tolerance for corporate fraud, but we also ...
Boot Camp "If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior." - A. J. Liebling Andy Pettitte is a New York...
Genetic Engineering and Veganism There are two kingdoms which represent the classification of all living species. There is the aniamal kingdon, and there is...
Last week, two Dairy Farmers Died Violently. Follow the Trend. "Individual rights are the means of subordinating society to moral law." - Ayn Rand On July 1,...
Guay Rights in South America "In Latin America the border between soccer and politics is vague. There is a long list of governments that have fallen or been...
Food Pyramid Committee: Is Dairy Essential? Absolutely, or so we are told in the United States by dairy industry advertising. In the USA, USDA prostitutes...
During the 20th century, Middle East nations rarely experienced Crohn's Disease, irritable bowel syndrome, or ulcerative colitis. These western diseases were...
This is the true story of a war started by a cow. In the days of the Oregon Trail, a homesteader's cow became separated from her wagon train and wandered into...
The Cow, the Coronary, & the Protein It's NOT the fat and cholesterol. It's milk protein that is implicated as the leading cause of America's number-one...
Catch-22 Let me tell you about the spirit of Catch-22. If a bomber pilot suffered a nervous breakdown during World War II after flying numerous death defying...
Myths & Misconceptions "The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie, deliberate, contrived, and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive, and...
This Past Weekend TRIVIA QUESTION: What Broadway play was named after a famous painting? (Answer at end of column) ________________________________ I selected...
Neutralizing Soy-Detracting Nitwits "It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people doesn't add up to a hill of beans in this crazy...
Strokes of Bad Luck "The last stroke of midnight dies. All day in the one chair From dream to dream and rhyme to rhyme I have ranged In rambling talk with an...
Milk Pus is Delicious, But is it Legal? "At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice, he is the worst." - Aristotle The...
Milk Industry Promotes Statutory Rape! "You have been found guilty of statutory rape, but the real crime here is not one of moral turpitude. Your true crime is...
Got Cheese? In 1970, the dairy industry produced 2.2 billion pounds of cheese. The population of the United States was 203 million, which translates to 10.8 ...
Boneheads "The butcher, the baker, The candlestick-maker, They all jumped out of a rotten potato, 'Twas enough to make a man stare." - English nursery rhyme To...
Two-Good to be True "The aim of the wise is not to secure pleasure, but to avoid pain." - Aristotle The convincer. A new book by Dr. Dan Twogood: ***Chronic...
The Scoop on Your Poop "There are no mistakes. The events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn what we need to...
"I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift." - Aragon (to Frodo Baggins) The time has come for me to cleanse myself from...
