July 1st Begins National Ice Cream Month "Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach." - Victor Hugo Bad news for ice cream fans....
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cohensmilk1
Jul 2, 2010 8:51 am
Guay Rights in South America "In Latin America the border between soccer and politics is vague. There is a long list of governments that have fallen or been...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 3, 2010 9:31 am
Tomorrow is a Day for National Contemplation We often take our freedoms for granted, and by doing so, hardly take notice when they are taken from us. On July...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 4, 2010 9:42 am
Happy Birthday, America We live in times that try men and women's souls. Two years before the American Revolution began, Thomas Jefferson wrote the single...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 5, 2010 7:23 am
Happy Fifth of July Weekend Do you wonder what the founding fathers did on July 5th? If you are like many Americans, you'll be celebrating a day off from work...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 6, 2010 7:59 am
Your Doctor is a Carpenter and He's Screwing You Or is he hammering you? Awl in awl, during this past generation, you've become his tool to greater wealth....
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cohensmilk1
Jul 7, 2010 8:13 am
If You're Going to San Francisco "San Francisco itself is art, above all literary art. Every block is a short story, every hill a novel. Every home a poem,...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 8, 2010 6:28 am
Egg on Governor Schwarzenegger's Face? Many people become vegan out of compassion to animal suffering. More and more people become vegan due to people rights...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 9, 2010 8:48 am
How About Goat's Milk? I get that question every time I lecture, and my first response is: "Ewwww." My second response is: "Goat's milk is the perfect drink...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 10, 2010 8:10 am
A Butterfield Today's column does not refer to a dairy pasture filled with saturated fat, although the theme is dairy-related. Today's column is about a man...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 11, 2010 7:07 am
Why So Many Sexually Mature 9-Year Olds? Every human mother who has ever birthed a child knows that she produces milk long before that child is born. Her...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 12, 2010 8:08 am
Amazing Butter Inflation Update Just ten short months ago in September of 2009, a Notmilk column predicted that insider trading of butter commodities would...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 13, 2010 8:18 am
Good Morning, Ohio! Ohayo gozaimasu. = English phonetic translation of good morning in Japanese. Ohio, Ohayo gozaimasu. = English translation of today's wakeup...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 14, 2010 7:40 am
Capitalism, Socialism & Milk America's Congress has 100 Senators and 435 members of the House of Representatives, and only one man serving in Congress is a...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 15, 2010 7:36 am
Will Barbara Walters Opt for New Udders? "The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease." - Voltaire Barbara Walters...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 16, 2010 7:57 am
What is the Definition of Medical Genius? Many people call Thomas Edison a genius. His response to that compliment was: "Genius is one percent inspiration and ...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 17, 2010 7:38 am
Getting to the Heart of the Cardiovascular Matter "The collective will and conscience of my profession is being tested as never before. Now is the time for ...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 18, 2010 8:00 am
Are Genuises a Dime a Dozen? "Let no man in the world live in delusion. Without a Guru none can cross over to the other shore." - Guru Nanak quotes (Indian...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 19, 2010 7:24 am
Fruit Salad Medicine Last week was a depressing time for me. I had been regularly biking a 9 mile course each morning at 5:30 AM, and decided to double my...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 20, 2010 7:51 am
Forks in the Road "If you come to a fork in the road, take it." - Yogi Berra During the latter part of the 19th century and the early part of the 20th, A...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 21, 2010 7:49 am
Squeezing Water from a Stone Just how many subsidies can the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) extend to dairy farmers before America goes into...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 22, 2010 7:57 am
Where NOT To Invest Your Dollars America's bailout stimulus dollar payments to banks, dairy farms, and car dealers now average $13,333 per man, woman, and...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 23, 2010 8:21 am
Meat Consumption & Diabetes Risk The July issue of the journal of Public Health Nutrition (2010 Jul 13:1-7) contains a study which analyzed meat consumption...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 24, 2010 6:34 am
Butter Lube Job On July 12, 2010, Notmilk wrote: "On Friday (July 9, 2010), the wholesale price of butter closed at $1.76 cents per pound. That represents a 51...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 27, 2010 3:28 am
Easy as Hey-Bee-See "If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive." - Dale Carnegie This past weekend, I visited my daughter Jennifer in Sag...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 27, 2010 4:15 am
Easy as Hey-Bee-Sea "If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive." - Dale Carnegie I learned a valuable biking lesson on Saturday: When going for...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 27, 2010 5:16 am
Easy as Hey-Bee-See "If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive." - Dale Carnegie This past weekend, I visited my daughter Jennifer in Sag...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 27, 2010 6:37 am
Cash Flow from Udder Flow Thanks to America's economic recovery play and subsidies issued by members of congress with outstretched butter-greased palms,...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 28, 2010 7:41 am
Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger! http://www.hulu.com/watch/3533/saturday-night-live-the-olympia-restaurant Dairy Management Inc. (DMI) is the largest ...
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cohensmilk1
Jul 29, 2010 7:36 am
"Are You Kidding Me?" Moments Stunning and revolting. Shocking and perplexing. I call them "Are You Kidding Me?" moments. There are multiple examples in this...
