Sweeter than Sweet; Saltier than Salt; More Sour than an Aborted Fetus Sugar, ahhh - - honey honey you are my candy girl and you got me wanting you I just...
Notmilk Reader Survey Dear Notmilk Reader, We ask that you participate in a one-question survey based upon a veterinary column appearing on page 323 of the...
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime #1: May 3, 2008 - CSI star Marg Helgenberger poses for a milk Mustache ad Crime #2: CSI star Marg Helgenberger's mom dies...
Celebrating Mother's Day "A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." ...
Downer Cows: Whose Fault? What is a downer cow? A downer cow is a cow that falls down and cannot get up. A cow that has walked in the evening, and cannot walk...
Results of USDA's March-April 2008 Slaughterhouse Audit "Once at the slaughterhouse, some animals are too injured to walk and others simply refuse to go...
The Cheapest/Best Date My family has never tasted freshly picked Syrian dates. We'd like to, but Syria will not allow people with our last name into their...
Lower Than a Cow's Udder Old Macdonald had a son, E-I-E-I-O. The son enrolled in Penn State's dairy program and returned home with new ways to produce milk. He...
The New Farm Bill After lengthy you-scratch-my-back & I'll-scratch-yours negotiations, America's new farm bill is waiting for a presidential signature. The new...
The Middleman In her lifetime, a dairy cow experiences many lifestyle changes. First she is born. From the moment of her artificially induced conception to her...
Animal Concerns Radio I'll be tonight's guest on Animal Concerns Radio. You can access the program by going to the National Public Radio Station for Southwest...
Dairy Farmers of America: Crooked Creeps & Cretins The dairy industry has a long history of misappropriating millions of dollars collected from naive dairymen...
He Doesn't Look Jewish. "Funny, he doesn't look Jewish." --Blazing Saddles (One Indian to the other as Gene Wilder passes by portraying a Rabbi riding a horse)...
Inflating Balloons With Farts "How many times can a man turn his head And pretend that he just doesn't see? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind The...
Stimulating Axons & Dendrites I touched a nerve by writing "The Middleman" column: http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/notmilk/message/3016 Actually, I...
The New Farm Bill = Small CHANGE "Today they passed a bloated, earmark laden bill that spends nearly $20 billion over its original cost and continues to ...
Veggie Pride Parade Tomorrow (Sunday, May 18, 2008), New York City will play host to America's first Veggie Pride Parade. The parade will appropriately begin...
New Dehorning & Castration Policy "Being admitted to the profession of veterinary medicine, I solemnly swear to use my scientific knowledge and skills for the...
Stalking Wild Greens I attended a raw food festival in Portland, Oregon in 2001. I have never met a more robust group of people than I did that week in...
The Horse's Ass That's where they inject steroid hormones. Into the horse's ass. Headline: Big Brown Wins Kentucky Derby and Preakness. The horse of the year...
Pants (and Pants Suits) Around Their Ankles "I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US...
The Indy 500 "I got a glug of that last year (in victory lane). I got there a little late and there was about a third of it left. They were just passing it...
Cancer Survivors !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've read some very dummm things. This week, I read two items regarding American Airlines. First:...
Dysfunctional Child Porn Star Does Milk Ad "I never thought I would have postpartum depression... I couldn't bear the sound of Rowan crying, and I dreaded the...
A New Type of Breast Cancer A few days ago, I received his warning from a reader: Please pass this on to the women you know. It may save a life. Subject: New...
Is The Animal Rights Movement Working? "We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities." --Walt Kelly Long ago, the primary goal of the animal rights...
Your Food is Bathed in Cow Urine & Liquid Feces "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. This is the writer's...
History of Gas & Milk Prices During the Notmilk Era ##### 1993 ##### On May 15, 1993, the average price of gasoline in America was $1.27 per gallon. (One...
