America's New MRSA Outbreak #*&#*&#*&#*&#*&#*&#*&#*&#*&#*&#*&#*&#*&#*&# Like a Grade-B Hollywood Stephen King movie, Monsanto may have genetically engineered a...
Fast Food Listeria Hysteria "Dog Bites Man" stories are so commonplace that they rarely appear in newspapers. Give us a good "Man Bites Dog" incident and it...
***Emergency Dinner Notice*** This morning, a Notmilk column notified you of major cheese recalls. This evening I hope that meat is not on your menu. It's...
No More War if She Becomes First Lady For a nation less than one generation removed from the end of the second world war, in the midst of a cold war in which...
Toddlers Suffer Strokes Too! Today's (November 5, 2007) Globe Life Canada (Globelife.com) reveals that anemic children can become stroke victims. More than 50%...
New Method to Diagnose Crohn's Disease The October 17, 2007 issue of Science Daily reports that a small capsule (a large pill) is now being used to diagnose...
Seneca's Consolations A friend recently sent me a quotation from Roman playright Lucius Annaeus Seneca and I wondered...was his wit reborn into George Barnard...
What Do You Think About Steph Stance? "I hope, if nothing else, one of you, just one, takes a look at what is real." --Steph Stance Andy Warhol once said: "In...
Dairy POWER & Cloning Most Americans have never heard of The International Dairy Foods Association (IDFA). IDFA is on of the most powerful trade associations...
New Spurious Dairy Stretch The dairy industry stretches the boundary of truth better than cosmologists warp the nature of light while explaining the theory of...
Preparing for Thanksgiving Order your Tofurkey early and don't get shut out as I did last year! My Thanksgiving meal will include many of these vegan recipes: ...
Thanksgiving Mood Swings & Depression In another week or so you'll be sitting down to five hours of small talk with mothers in law, fathers in law, brothers...
America's First Notmilk Protest "I did not use tea, nor coffee, nor butter, nor milk, nor fresh meat, and so did not have to work to get them..." --Henry David...
My Dying Friend's Diary I have trouble believing that my friend and webmaster died four years ago from his long-term battle with prostate cancer. Every time...
Distorting Vegan Values Many vegans have written to me urging that I support the campaign of Ron Paul for President because he is a vegan. This morning...
Mammal Fat is Delicious "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye." --Hannibal Lecter I will admit it. I salivate when I...
The Fanatic There are all sorts of fanatics in this world and each one sets the standard for his or her Olympic event, sometimes establishing a litmus test by...
Your Thyroid Condition Are you rundown? More tired today than you were in high school? Is something internal just not working right? Do you feel that your body...
The Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture has issued this emergency alert: "Consumers who have purchased raw milk from the Conebella dairy farm in Elverson,...
This week I wrote a Notmilk column with this title: Ron Paul - Idiot Vegan I wrote: "Many vegans have written to me urging that I support the campaign of Ron...
Thanksgiving Begins Protein Season For the next five weeks, Americans will be stuffing themselves with enormous amounts of food as if they are animals penned...
The Kucinich Syndrome By co-sponsoring Congressman Ron Paul's 'Interstate Shipment of Unpasteurized Milk Act' (HR 4077), vegan candidate Dennis Kucinich is...
Genetic Engineering and Veganism Some vegans innocently use genetically engineered versions of animal proteins and hormones as food, vitamin supplements, or...
It happened in Michigan on Thanksgiving day. http://tinyurl.com/33jx93 Hunting is legal in Michigan. Michigan's deer season begins on November 15th and ends on...
A Beef With Kobe Many animal rights activists consider the veal industry to be the least compassionate example of animal abuse. Veal calves are confined for ...
Kucinich Syndrome Reported in Pennsylvania The November 9, 2007 issue of the Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report, a publication of the Centers for Disease ...
Quacks Hunting Ducks Which came first, the duck egg or the duck? Which came first, the phoenix egg or the phoenix? Let's imagine that an explorer finds a...