Government Executes FDA Director In the past, I've suggested that various Directors of America's Food and Drug Administration deserve to be drawn and quartered...
RIDDLE: Vegans in Hummers Vs. Biking Carnivores According to Paul Watson, a vegan driving a Hummer would be contributing less greenhouse gas carbon emissions...
Dear Friends, This week one of my daughters jokingly said to me, "Hey dad. You told me that you were never going to get old. You now walk with a limp and a...
Speed Reading I read that a British newspaper hired a speed-reader to proof the new 757-page Harry Potter book. The task was accomplished in 47 minutes and a...
Lindsay, Britney, & Robert Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears both posed for milk mustache ads. There were each paid a $25,000 fee to help milk producers sell...
Anti-Soy-Bashing Dear Friends, Ignorant soy-bashers are everywhere. They lurk in every corner of the internet, health food stores, and even doctor's offices....
Friday Before 9:00 AM Three newspapers are thrown onto my driveway long before the sun comes up. I can appreciate what the newspaper delivery people go...
A few years ago, I visited England on a book and lecture tour. At that time, hundreds of thousands of cows were being slaughtered after a foot-and-mouth...
If You Knew Sushi, Like I Know Sushi Dear Friends, I am a vegan, and proud of it! Last night, I made my own sushi. I have learned the arts of cooking perfect...
My Challenge to Seventh-day Adventists (SDA) On this Sabbath day Saturday enjoyed by Seventh-day Adventists and Jews of all denominations, I offer today's...
Magnificent Cage-Free Chicken Eggs I once read that sardine manufacturers pay more for the olive oil used to marinate fish than for the tightly packed bodies...
Unhappy Valley If a researcher proposes a project in which he attempts to study whether anesthesia or non-anesthesia plays a role in growth after one's big toe...
Calf Torture at Penn State To those of you who wrote to Penn State regarding the dairy department's abuse and torture of dairy calves, I thank you. If those...
Third Reich Dairy Scientists at Penn State When speaking of the horrors which took place in World War II concentration camps, Jewish people have a universal...
Pretend Vegans Often Do Fishy Things I have met many people who call themselves vegan while continuing to eat fish, chicken, and/or dairy. This list even ...
Penn State Victory: Tomorrow's Memorandum The only people capable of changing the past are historians and Hollywood script writers who often warp our visions...
Michael Vick's Dog Days Dear Friends, Wouldn't it be wonderful to see Michael Vick play football again? That remains an enormous wish/fantasy on my part. If...
Notmilkman's Exorcism This is a restless time for me. I do not remember sleeping, but I must getting some sleep, because I can vividly recall the nightmares ...
Good Versus Evil In her Ministry of Healing, one of history's most compassionate women wrote: "Great efforts are put forth, time and money and labor almost ...
Good Versus Evil In her Ministry of Healing, one of history's most compassionate women wrote: "Great efforts are put forth, time and money and labor almost ...
Good Versus Evil In her Ministry of Healing, one of history's most compassionate women wrote: "Great efforts are put forth, time and money and labor almost ...
Dear Friends, Whether it's torturing a dog or shooting a deer with a high powered rifle, it's all the same to me. One man will be going to jail, to be...
Got Raw Milk? It's all the rage. Many un-health advocates place families in jeopardy by advocating the consumption of raw milk from diseased animals. Internet...
Hitler Posthumously Awarded Humane Status Before you read today's column, I am offering a $10,000 prize to any one of my readers who is able to convince me...
One Reason For My Continuing Insanity I have not previously written about this factor... it is giving me nightmares. In 1990, I helped a 60 Minutes producer...
This story appeared in the Los Angeles Times on August 23, 2007: Livestock rarely protected by cruelty laws By JOHN M. GLIONNA PETALUMA, CALIF. — The...
Mars Attacks Last night I watched Mars Attacks, the hysterical 1996 sci-fi satire with a cast that includes Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce...
When I Win the Lottery Dear Friends, Tuesday night's Mega multi-state lottery (August 28, 2007) drawing is now up to $250 million dollars. One dollar spent...
Healthiest Oil Controversy Which Oil is Healthiest, Olive, Soy, or Canola? Before answering that question, stop everything you're doing and get yourself a copy...
***Emergency Cheese Recall*** Is Listeria growing in your refrigerator? Will you be serving your family a diseased dinner? In 1985 (vol. 312) the New England...