Congratulations to Smart Dairymen; Shame on the Dummies In all fairness to dairymen, when they do something deserving of applause, I am the first to admit how ...
Groundhog's Global Warming Every year since this column has been written, the Groundhog has seen his shadow. There has always been enough light to see a...
Angry Cows Kill Dairy Farmers What makes a cow angry enough to attack and kill a human? During this first week of February, 2007, two dairy farmers were...
Painful Growing Up Y-ears Hardly a week has gone by during these past ten years in which a parent has not emailed Notmilk as to whether or not there is a...
Vitamin B-12, Religion, & Sex ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *******************WARNING: DO NOT******************* keep...
Got Ethnic? I am a very big fan of ethnic food restaurants. Every time I travel outside of my own New York metropolitan area, I want to know where the best...
Brrrr-Freezing & Chilled to the Bone This morning, I opened the downstairs door to my driveway at 5:55 AM and was greeted by a painful gust from hell which...
Dairymen Call This Their "Ticking Time Bomb" Before writing daily Notmilk letters, I posted my blog-like thoughts each day on the front page of the notmilk.com...
When Hell Froze Over on Feb.9, 2007 I guess what happened in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, might have occurred on a summer day during which the warmth of a sun's rays...
Bad Week For Sick Farmed Animals First, the good news. If you do not drink milk or eat cheese, and if you abstain from eating cows or pigs or winged creatures,...
The Influence of Breastfeeding Researchers working in the Department of Human Nutrition at the University of Copenhagen examined the most recent studies in the...
Rheumatoid Arthritis Cure I received the following letter from a dairy farmer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Mr. Cohen, You...
Snowed In By a Guilt Storm I feel guilty, Oh, so guilty, It's alarming how charming I'm not! Self reproachful, That I'm cursing this bad back, I've got! I'm...
Got Anemia? According to the Mayo Clinic health letter, some 3.4 million Americans are affected by anemia. Many studies blame anemia on the consumption of milk...
Saturated Fat is Good For You NOTE: The most incredible & amazing part of this topic has been saved for last, so read this column to the very end! Do NOT press...
The Year of the Fig Happy Chinese New Year #4704 This Sunday, February 18th, the Chinese people will begin the celebration of the year of the fig. Long live...
Charles Darwin: The First Notmilkman Well, perhaps Charles Darwin was not the first Notmilkman, but he could have been the nineteenth century poster boy for...
Attention Australians: HELP! One of the pleasures of "owning" the NOTMILK list is the luxury of being able to communicate with so many diverse groups of...
Got Poverty? Got Medicaid!-----Got Medicaid? Got Asthma! A study in the February, 2007 issue of the Journal of Health Care for the Poor and Underserved by...
Send In The Clones "Don't you love farce? But where are the clowns? Quick, send in the clowns. Don't bother, they're here." (Send In The Clowns, Stephen...
Who's Protesting Mad Cows? "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." - William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 2, line 230 It was just over two years ago...
Harvard Protest: The Butter Stinks "I did not use tea, nor coffee, nor butter, nor milk, nor fresh meat, and so did not have to work to get them..." So wrote...
Soy Turns Thyroids into Jujubes It's true. Little green and purple Jujubes, those artificial fruit in a box candies that once stuck to the bottoms of my...
15,000 Infected in Ohio When a doctor sees a patient who complains of random twitches and chest pains, and x-rays and various exams of the heart reveal normal...
The Worst Pies in London Do I have a favorite Broadway show? Absolutely! It's Sweeney Todd, the story of the demon barber of Fleet Street and his companion,...
Lost in Translation from British English to American English Dear Notmilk readers, Sometimes, these things are so poorly written as they hop, skip, jump, and...
These Are Evil Men Dairy farmers are regular folk. They work hard but their heads are in the ground buried under fields of hay and cow feces. They are usually...
The Legend of Pasteurization Salmonella in peanut butter? E. coli in spinach? These are rare exceptions, not the rule, and occur after food products are...
How SILK Soymilk is Made SILK soymilk is the best-selling cow's milk alternative in America. SILK is owned by Dean Foods, America's largest processor of dairy...
