The Groundhog's Dairy Diet We've all read that consuming dairy products helps you to lose weight, which makes absolutely no sense, but makes for great press by...
Google Search of LS-50 Five years ago, I uncovered an incredibly disturbing story about illegal antibiotic use in dairy cows. LS-50 is an antibiotic made up of...
Ben's Bruises & Matt's Baldness Ben Roethlisberger has been playing football on and off for the super-bowl bound Pittsburgh Steelers for three years, and ...
Never Eat Beans, Wheaties, or Corn Muffins A Notmilk readers wrote: I found this anti-soy article on the following website: www.mcnabs.co.za The author writes:...
New Study Condemns Cheese and Meat The March, 2006 issue of the Journal of Cancer Causes Control. 2006 (Mar;17(2):137-46) includes a study on the dietary risk...
Eating a Raw Food Diet This past weekend, Jennifer came home from college and I prepared a number of dishes including sushi. The secret to great sushi is...
Smacking Osteoporosis Liars Between The Eyes These days, with all of the disinformation out there, and with media unwilling to bite the hand that feeds them...
Baby Feeds on Dog's Milk My comments follow the actual article as it appeared on Reuters news service less than one hour ago at 9:24 A.M., E.S.T., February 9,...
My Summer Garden Begins in February I've been picking the parsley I planted last summer, through Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and picked a bunch...
The Big Lie (New Scientific Study) The front page New York Times article was the first I read of the newest big nutritional lie. Then, the news was reoirted...
Great Stuff by Mom and Me On a recent trip to one of my favorite parts of America, Rochester, New York, I had a delightful brunch at the totally vegan home of...
USA Ready To Launch Massive Irani Quail Strike The United States is preparing a massive strike against Quail in Iran, according to intelligence reports. It...
Government Agents in My Living Room Did you ever have government anti-terrorism agents investigating you in your own home? I did, and the experience is not...
Government Agents in My Living Room Did you ever have government anti-terrorism agents investigating you in your own home? I did, and the experience is not...
Valentine's Day Aphrodisiac For me, watching perfectly proportioned athletic bodies in this week's Italian Olympics is an enormous turn-on. Graceful female...
Coming Soon: The Almost New(d) Milk Mustache Ad British actress Elizabeth Hurley leaves nothing to the imagination as she poses with a skin-tight white t-shirt...
Teaching Kids How to Cook Parents teach kids how to hold a knife and fork. and how to clean their rooms and pick their clothes off the floor (you might not...
Milk News: February 17, 2006 INTERNATIONAL Today, Croatia discovered its first case of Mad Cow Disease. An urgent news conference has been called for later...
Humanely Abused Cows This week (February 17, 2006), a newly formed group of Wisconsin dairy farms (Grass Point Farms) came up with quite the creative marketing...
Got Pizza Hut? Got Silicone! Once upon a time, it used to be a beautiful day in the neighborhood...that no longer applies to the world of 2006. Good morning,...
Cooked and Raw Sushi Rice When making white rice, I simply wash the rice in a strainer (to get rid of the chemicals and corn starch Uncle Ben delights in...
Drinking Cow's Milk Leads to Blindness Throughout human history, there have been many religious leaders of varying faiths who claimed that satisfying oneself...
McDonald's Milk-contaminated French Fries Unless you've been living in a cave, attempting to recover the Titanic's lost treasures, partying with Bode Miller,...
The Notmilkman's Beginning (my 8-year-old photo) http://www.notmilk.com/graphics/cohen58.jpg My father tells the story of how a cow's tail lashed me across the...
Absurdly Humorous Dairy Lie Today's Notmilk column is guaranteed to strike you, as it did me, as the funniest and most pathetic example of deceit in the...
All Cows to Have the Same Artificial Mother It does not take an enotmous amount of imagination to envision a few science-fiction style scenarios to fit today's...
Sheryl Crow's Breast Cancer Sheryl Crow's breast cancer is every woman's worst nightmare. No person of compassion takes pleasure in the news that Sheryl Crow...
The Worst Doctors in America Today, I received a letter from my friend, Jody. Five years ago, I wrote the following column about the worst doctor in America....
Land of 10,000 Excrement-filled Lakes Minnesota's state motto is: "The Land of 10,000 Lakes." The state name is based upon the Dakota Sioux Indian word for...
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