Before reading today's column, check out the photos of Rick & Karen's intimate 12-passenger 90 foot sailing vessel. A free cruise may be waiting for you and...
Died on the Fourth of July Katie Vann is an 18-year-old vegan animal activist who lives in Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin, Cheesehead land. Besides being an excellent...
Dirty Secrets of the AR/Veggie Movement We on our side of the fence are incessant critics of animal abusers. We bestow sarcasm upon meat producers and become...
Let the Torture & Killing Begin (Part 2 of 2) Animals will continue to suffer and die at the hands of men who care little for the feelings of the ill-treated...
Let the Torture & Killing Begin (Part 1 of 2) To be precise, the torture has already begun. It's been ongoing for hundreds of centuries since man has put to...
Latest Mad Cow & Mad Human Disease News In November of 2004, I wrote a series of columns regarding USDA's Second Mad Cow Disease coverup. USDA denied, as I...
Taking Potshots at the Notmilkman When taking potshots at an adversary, it is best to use a loaded gun. Jelly beans and marshmallows sting a bit, but do little...
Surrendering Liberty to Tyranny On Saturday, June 26th, in order to escape a near-100 degree heat wave for a few hours, I attended the showing of the new Star...
Is PUTA Targeting Whales to Die? The People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals (PUTA) target animal shelter dogs and cats to die. PUTA reasons that the...
Killing Unadoptable Little Boys A once-great woman said something like, "A man is a boy is a puppy is a rat is a toad." Ergo, since her organization now...
My Top Ten Wish List Outside of family concerns and personal fantasies, here is my top ten wish list, in no particular order: 1) I wish that the Muslim men and...
You Can Prevent Wednesday's Kitten & Puppy Slaughter Help turn PUTA (People for th4e Unethical Treatment of Animals) Back to PETA. Imagine PETA rescuing calves...
Deception at PETA "If caught or killed the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your existence." Mission Impossible Instructions For Loyal Employees ...
August Tennessee Vegan Conference There has been a change in plans. I will neither be speaking nor attending the American Vegan Society's summer conference in...
Wednesday is D-Day at PETA D is for dumb. D is for duplicity. D is for dastardly deeds. Imagine the real-life nightmare experienced by sanitation engineers...
Mad Human Disease School's out and that means mothers and fathers have gotten back their children from America's best trained group of baby sitters, school ...
The Morning After Treat your doubting friends and family to a most convincing experience. At 9 PM, right in the middle of prime time television, show up at...
What's Bugging You? The most common pathogenic organism found in raw milk is Staphyloccus aureus. Cows often get ulcers or sores on their udders. That bovine...
California Happy Cows? Each time I see or hear another "California Happy Cow" ad, I remember driving through Tulare County in California a few years back. What...
Meatless Meats Epicurus believed that the highest good was pleasure, and to him there was no greater pleasure than great food. Many of the Epicurean schools of...
Toilet sTrained Discussing bowel movements can be rather unpleasant. Do so, and your audience will become flush with anger or embarrassment. Don't hate me for...
Runaway Diabetes South of the Border Mexican dairy farmers can supply only 70 percent of the milk and dairy products to fill the soaring domestic demand, and...
Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy for his top thirty dairy farmer iffims: You know that you're a dairy farmer if: ...your local newspaper has a front-page feature...
Exposing Dairy Obesity Lies Based upon dairy industry lies, deceptions, and lobbying, the New Jersey assembly has banned the sale of candy and soft drinks from...
California Dairy Pollution Swept Under Rug One of Arnold (The Terminator) Schwarzenegger's major cash contributors in his election campaign for governor of the...
Indy 500 Winner Disses Milk At last Sunday's Indianapolis 500 mile car race, David Letterman (TV talk show host and sponsor of Danica Patrick's car) said this...
101 Reasons to Breastfeed Your Child A pregnant woman was in a car accident and she regained consciousness in a hospital bed after having given birth to twins....
Got Poisoned Chinese Food? Will the Chinese soon be eating Moo Goo Die Pan? General Tso's Tumor? Sesame Stricken? On May 27th, 2005, China announced that its...
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