Happy June Dairy Month June is the month for dads, grads and dairy ads. Ads? That's right. June is National Dairy Month! How is the rest of the world...
Milk/Diabetes Update A June, 2005 publication adds fuel to the milk/diabetes connection. Continue to consume dairy products and you too may become a victim of...
Deep Throat Vs. Notmilkman Unless you've been living in a cave, you now know the identity of Bob Woodward's "Deep Throat" snitch. It was a man with a vendetta...
@~Emergency Alert~@ I have been contacted by my favorite underground activist. She needs help, NOW. Lynn is coordinating a last-second domonstration/event. ...
Got Poisoned Chinese Food? Will the Chinese soon be eating Moo Goo Die Pan? General Tso's Tumor? Sesame Stricken? On May 27th, 2005, China announced that its...
101 Reasons to Breastfeed Your Child A pregnant woman was in a car accident and she regained consciousness in a hospital bed after having given birth to twins....
Indy 500 Winner Disses Milk At last Sunday's Indianapolis 500 mile car race, David Letterman (TV talk show host and sponsor of Danica Patrick's car) said this...
California Dairy Pollution Swept Under Rug One of Arnold (The Terminator) Schwarzenegger's major cash contributors in his election campaign for governor of the...
Exposing Dairy Obesity Lies Based upon dairy industry lies, deceptions, and lobbying, the New Jersey assembly has banned the sale of candy and soft drinks from...
Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy for his top thirty dairy farmer iffims: You know that you're a dairy farmer if: ...your local newspaper has a front-page feature...
Runaway Diabetes South of the Border Mexican dairy farmers can supply only 70 percent of the milk and dairy products to fill the soaring domestic demand, and...
Toilet sTrained Discussing bowel movements can be rather unpleasant. Do so, and your audience will become flush with anger or embarrassment. Don't hate me for...
Meatless Meats Epicurus believed that the highest good was pleasure, and to him there was no greater pleasure than great food. Many of the Epicurean schools of...
California Happy Cows? Each time I see or hear another "California Happy Cow" ad, I remember driving through Tulare County in California a few years back. What...
What's Bugging You? The most common pathogenic organism found in raw milk is Staphyloccus aureus. Cows often get ulcers or sores on their udders. That bovine...
The Morning After Treat your doubting friends and family to a most convincing experience. At 9 PM, right in the middle of prime time television, show up at...
Mad Human Disease School's out and that means mothers and fathers have gotten back their children from America's best trained group of baby sitters, school ...
Wednesday is D-Day at PETA D is for dumb. D is for duplicity. D is for dastardly deeds. Imagine the real-life nightmare experienced by sanitation engineers...
August Tennessee Vegan Conference There has been a change in plans. I will neither be speaking nor attending the American Vegan Society's summer conference in...
Deception at PETA "If caught or killed the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your existence." Mission Impossible Instructions For Loyal Employees ...
You Can Prevent Wednesday's Kitten & Puppy Slaughter Help turn PUTA (People for th4e Unethical Treatment of Animals) Back to PETA. Imagine PETA rescuing calves...
My Top Ten Wish List Outside of family concerns and personal fantasies, here is my top ten wish list, in no particular order: 1) I wish that the Muslim men and...
Killing Unadoptable Little Boys A once-great woman said something like, "A man is a boy is a puppy is a rat is a toad." Ergo, since her organization now...
Is PUTA Targeting Whales to Die? The People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals (PUTA) target animal shelter dogs and cats to die. PUTA reasons that the...
Surrendering Liberty to Tyranny On Saturday, June 26th, in order to escape a near-100 degree heat wave for a few hours, I attended the showing of the new Star...
Taking Potshots at the Notmilkman When taking potshots at an adversary, it is best to use a loaded gun. Jelly beans and marshmallows sting a bit, but do little...
Latest Mad Cow & Mad Human Disease News In November of 2004, I wrote a series of columns regarding USDA's Second Mad Cow Disease coverup. USDA denied, as I...
Let the Torture & Killing Begin (Part 1 of 2) To be precise, the torture has already begun. It's been ongoing for hundreds of centuries since man has put to...
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