Happy June Dairy Month June is the month for dads, grads and dairy ads. Ads? That's right. June is National Dairy Month! How is the rest of the world...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 2, 2005 9:23 am
Milk/Diabetes Update A June, 2005 publication adds fuel to the milk/diabetes connection. Continue to consume dairy products and you too may become a victim of...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 3, 2005 11:08 am
Deep Throat Vs. Notmilkman Unless you've been living in a cave, you now know the identity of Bob Woodward's "Deep Throat" snitch. It was a man with a vendetta...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 3, 2005 9:29 pm
@~Emergency Alert~@ I have been contacted by my favorite underground activist. She needs help, NOW. Lynn is coordinating a last-second domonstration/event. ...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 4, 2005 11:15 am
Got Poisoned Chinese Food? Will the Chinese soon be eating Moo Goo Die Pan? General Tso's Tumor? Sesame Stricken? On May 27th, 2005, China announced that its...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 5, 2005 11:07 am
101 Reasons to Breastfeed Your Child A pregnant woman was in a car accident and she regained consciousness in a hospital bed after having given birth to twins....
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 6, 2005 11:56 am
Indy 500 Winner Disses Milk At last Sunday's Indianapolis 500 mile car race, David Letterman (TV talk show host and sponsor of Danica Patrick's car) said this...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 7, 2005 11:21 am
California Dairy Pollution Swept Under Rug One of Arnold (The Terminator) Schwarzenegger's major cash contributors in his election campaign for governor of the...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 8, 2005 12:57 pm
Exposing Dairy Obesity Lies Based upon dairy industry lies, deceptions, and lobbying, the New Jersey assembly has banned the sale of candy and soft drinks from...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 9, 2005 11:46 am
Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy for his top thirty dairy farmer iffims: You know that you're a dairy farmer if: ...your local newspaper has a front-page feature...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 10, 2005 9:33 am
Dear Dairy farmers, Yesterday, I published a list of Jeff Foxworthy jokes and applied them towards dairy farmers. See: ...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 11, 2005 8:42 am
Runaway Diabetes South of the Border Mexican dairy farmers can supply only 70 percent of the milk and dairy products to fill the soaring domestic demand, and...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 12, 2005 1:32 pm
Toilet sTrained Discussing bowel movements can be rather unpleasant. Do so, and your audience will become flush with anger or embarrassment. Don't hate me for...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 13, 2005 12:10 pm
Meatless Meats Epicurus believed that the highest good was pleasure, and to him there was no greater pleasure than great food. Many of the Epicurean schools of...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 14, 2005 12:23 pm
California Happy Cows? Each time I see or hear another "California Happy Cow" ad, I remember driving through Tulare County in California a few years back. What...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 15, 2005 12:07 pm
What's Bugging You? The most common pathogenic organism found in raw milk is Staphyloccus aureus. Cows often get ulcers or sores on their udders. That bovine...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 16, 2005 10:02 am
The Morning After Treat your doubting friends and family to a most convincing experience. At 9 PM, right in the middle of prime time television, show up at...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 17, 2005 10:16 am
Mad Human Disease School's out and that means mothers and fathers have gotten back their children from America's best trained group of baby sitters, school ...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 18, 2005 9:41 am
Wednesday is D-Day at PETA D is for dumb. D is for duplicity. D is for dastardly deeds. Imagine the real-life nightmare experienced by sanitation engineers...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 19, 2005 12:35 pm
August Tennessee Vegan Conference There has been a change in plans. I will neither be speaking nor attending the American Vegan Society's summer conference in...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 20, 2005 12:00 pm
Deception at PETA "If caught or killed the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your existence." Mission Impossible Instructions For Loyal Employees ...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 21, 2005 10:49 am
You Can Prevent Wednesday's Kitten & Puppy Slaughter Help turn PUTA (People for th4e Unethical Treatment of Animals) Back to PETA. Imagine PETA rescuing calves...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 22, 2005 9:06 am
My Top Ten Wish List Outside of family concerns and personal fantasies, here is my top ten wish list, in no particular order: 1) I wish that the Muslim men and...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 23, 2005 11:19 am
Killing Unadoptable Little Boys A once-great woman said something like, "A man is a boy is a puppy is a rat is a toad." Ergo, since her organization now...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 24, 2005 7:53 am
FDA Will Soon Call Cloned Milk Safe On Thursday, June 23, 2005, I left a message on Larisa Rudenko's telephone. Dr Rudenko is the Food and Drug...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 25, 2005 7:59 am
Is PUTA Targeting Whales to Die? The People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals (PUTA) target animal shelter dogs and cats to die. PUTA reasons that the...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 26, 2005 12:26 pm
Surrendering Liberty to Tyranny On Saturday, June 26th, in order to escape a near-100 degree heat wave for a few hours, I attended the showing of the new Star...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 29, 2005 11:04 am
Taking Potshots at the Notmilkman When taking potshots at an adversary, it is best to use a loaded gun. Jelly beans and marshmallows sting a bit, but do little...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jun 30, 2005 10:57 am
Latest Mad Cow & Mad Human Disease News In November of 2004, I wrote a series of columns regarding USDA's Second Mad Cow Disease coverup. USDA denied, as I...
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Robert Cohen
notmilk2002
Jul 1, 2005 11:19 am
Let the Torture & Killing Begin (Part 1 of 2) To be precise, the torture has already begun. It's been ongoing for hundreds of centuries since man has put to...
