"You can fool some of the people all the time. You can fool all the people some of the time. But you can't fool all the people all the time." --Abraham...
Groundhog Cow Yesterday was Groundhog Day, and Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. Traditionally that means six more weeks of winter will plague those (like me)...
FLASH--*@*@*---News Alert---*@*@*--FLASH Before Christmas, I related the sad story of Matthew Thaxton, a child who was taken from his family by the State of...
Please Forgive Me. I Have Been Wrong. Monsanto's Blessings During the past six weeks, I've been a bit unfair and unbalanced. For that, I beg for you to...
John Kerry Has Prostate Cancer Do you have a friend or loved one who has been diagnosed with prostate cancer? If so, please share this column: Two months ago,...
##########----EXCLUSIVE----########### Freedom of Information Act request reveals disasterous mistake and cover-up. On The Brink of a GMO Disaster Americans...
Are phytoestrogens in soy and broccoli hazardous? George Bush, Sr. avoided broccoli, and in doing so, angered America's all-powerful and politically connected ...
Is this column too hot to handle? On Saturday, February 7, 2004, the mailman delivered a pleasant surprise. A large manila envelope stamped with $1.42 worth of...
My list of the top ten worst quotes, in chronological order: #10 "Negro equality! Fudge! How long, in the government of a God great enough to make and rule the...
It sits on the counter, waiting for my return. My hands and feet freeze first. Then the sniffles begin. Global warming? Bah, humbug! Welcome to another harsh...
Did he die for your sins, or will you die for his? He died for your sins. Come to think of it, he died for his own sins, too. To make matters worse, many of...
Dumb Dodos Four hundred and ninety-nine years ago, a race of dodos lived peacefully on the island of Mauritius, some 1,500 miles off the coast of Africa. Then...
Pizza Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what can a slice of pizza each day do for you? One portion of Tombstone...
Some of the great treasures to survive the fall of the Roman Empire were the culinary fusions resulting from a melting pot of ancient cultures. Seeds from one...
Free SoyToy Contest (Retail value=$159) What would you do if you had $40,000,000 to spend? Would you change the world, or retire into the lap of luxury? ...
Pythagoras coined two words of which I am particularly fond. The first was "philosophy," and the second was "mathematics." The word "philosophy" is translated...
Are Wheaties (with soy milk) Hazardous to Your Health? Of course not, but some people would have you believe otherwise. I get at least one letter per day...
Playing With Themselves The most respected pediatrician in American history, Benjamin Spock, M.D., once concluded: "Cow's milk in the past has always been...
Two New Bone Studies The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition (Vol. 79, No. 2, 326-333, February 2004), reported that women who ingest phytoestrogen...
Dear Friends, I will be taking some time off for personal reasons, so you will not be getting the notmilk letter until I return. I may also be unable to ...
Dear Friends, I will be taking some time off for personal reasons, so you will not be getting the notmilk letter until I return. I may also be unable to ...
Dear Notmilk Readers, While Robert is away, there have been two attempts to post a virus to the Notmilk group. Both attempts have been rejected because...
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