A Unique Holiday Present
December 8, 2008

This has never (ever) been done before. A rare
gift for your loved one. What could it be?
Me!

Your dad/mom/aunt Bertha needs a once-in-a-lifetime
inspiration. Years of eating the S.A.D. diet have given
your friend or relative heart disease/irritable bowels/
irritable demeanor.

I can be the star which lights their spirit and
changes their lives with burning determination.
OK, no more cliches, promise.

The deal: A post-Christmas telephone call from me.
(Apologies to my friends in Bahrain and New Zealand--
this offer is for the continental United States only.)

Added Free Bonus To This Offer:

Bonus: Three "autographed & inscribed" books:
Milk: A-Z (retail $14.95)
God's Nutritionist (retail $16.95)
Food For Thought (retail $16.95)

Total cost: $50 (includes shipping of three books).

Here's what you do: Give your special persons the
three books for a holiday gift. You must also include
an "I care about you" letter. Let them know that
in addition to the books, you've "purchased" an
expensive consultation with a "famous" author.
;>)

Anybody who knows me is aware of my communication skills.
I tickle, massage, and inspire. I'll make your loved
one laugh, groan, and perhaps become that motivation
for change in his or her life which up until this
moment you've been unsuccessfully attempting to be.

SO...if you're interested in this unique gift, email
me at:

i4crob@...

We will then make arrangements for "delivery" of goods
and services.

NOTE: If you want just the three books sans phone
call, the cost is $54.85 which includes shipping.

Have a very merry 12 days of Christmas beginning on
December 25, a happy 8 days of Chanukah beginning on
December 22nd, a joyful 7 days of Kwanzaa beginning on
December 26th, and if you celebrate Eid al-Adha this
evening, enjoy a blessed vegan feast!


Robert Cohen
http://www.notmilk.com