Ridiculing Goofy and Dumbo

First, the world praised lemons because lemons contain
coumarins, which maintain overall good health.

Second, experts praised Omega 3 and Omega 6 oils
because these healthy fats insured the growth and
proper function of neurons, axons, and dendrites.

Then they adored broccoli because broccoli contains
dithiolthiones, which prevent breast cancers from growing.

They got around to promoting flax seeds because flax
contains lignans, which make the heart strong.

They went gaga over all cruciferous vegetables because
cruciferous veggies contain glucosinolates, which
lower the bad cholesterol levels while elevating good
cholesterol.

Then they discovered that dark green leafy vegetables
contain inositol, which helps the bones to maintain their
integrity, thereby preventing osteoporosis.

Noble prizes were awarded to physicians who discovered
that isoflavones found in fresh fruit prevented cancers,
promoted cardiovascular health, and prevented bone loss.

Other scientists found that sterols found in vegetables
and fruits helped to cure and prevent diabetes.

They also discovered that protease inhibitors
found in nuts and seeds prevented cancers from
growing.

Finally, they found one and only one very unique food
containing all of the above substances, including coumarins,
dithiolthiones, lignans, glucosinolates, inositol,
isoflavones, sterols, protease inhibitors, saponins,
plus those healthy Omega 3 and Omega 6 oils.

So, with their extreme lack of wisdom, two people started
a successful Internet campaign warning the world of the
dangers of that food called soy. And what warped research
would they use to prove their point? Laboratory rats developed
halitosis and extremely bad attitudes after drinking soymilk
smoothies. Aardvarks became gay after eating tofu. Armadillos
developed leporosy. Great White sharks grew ingrown toenails
and they don't even have toes. Pandas began to pander, and
snarks became boojums.

These two soy naysayers then recommended that good health could
best be achieved by consuming raw meat and unpasteurized high-fat
dairy products. For their full names, perform a Google search.
HINT: I refer to them as "Goofy" Fallon and "Dumbo" Mercola.

The moral of this story: If your name is Jack, sell the
family cow for a handful of beans and then plant them in
the spring to insure your family's good health before the
fall.

Robert Cohen
http://www.notmilk.com
i4crob@...