Dear Friends,

This messsage comes to you from Lisa Cohen, Robert's wife
and confidante. Good news! One can sooner get a S.T.D.
by sitting on a public restroom throne than obtain a
computer virus by subscribing to a Yahoo Group. Sadly,
some talented but misdirectd cretins (somewhere in Europe)
have declared war upon Yahoo during the past 24 hours, and
you've received some odd Notmilk messages. Be assured that
they are not coming from Robert.

I am proud of Robert. During his recent 5-hour back surgery
he made the very painful decision to leave the hospital the
very next day. His surgeon told him that was a first! Robert
is now wearing a brace, and will soon be starting an intense
therapy program. He cannot yet drive in a car, and is spending
most of his waking hours reading (on his stomach).

Robert is sedated much of the time. He has been given so many
drugs, that rumor has it that he's about to be named an
honorary pharmacist.

In any event, he is improving slightly each day and should be
back to normal in a few months. In the meantime, please apply
liberal use to your delete button after receiving any of the
past and future annoying emails. They may be an attempt to
destroy our good work, and they may be the actions of, or
the random play of immature and misguided souls.

Robert appreciates your cards and good blessings.

Sincerely,

Lisa Cohen