I think the aboriginal had it a long time ago. A hole in the ureatha
behind the balls. YOU HAVE TO PEE SITTING DOWN. No hormonal changes.
You are still fertile if you want to use a turkey baster.
You can have sex as soon as the hole heals open without the fear of
pregnacy. Funny thing is, I think my daughters boy friend had this
done at the tattoo and piercing parlor for about the same price as the
hole in his ear.