Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

by Skews Me at TheSpoof.com

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i16468

In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits
4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other personal
property.

"Security cameras show that it's groups of young adults committing
these crimes," said Britty Cole, spokeswoman for the Juneau, Alaska
police department, the city being focal point of the recent student
freedom of speech controversay.

"In a well-coordinated attack, they pick 4:20 in the afternoon to
sweep high-density parking lots affixing the stickers to automobiles."

"Police in local districts have received numerous complaints clogging
the switchboards," said Cole. "Victims are worried they'll be treated
unfairly at traffic stops before they have the chance to remove the
stickers."

"What these potheads are doing is destructive and I'll bust heads if
I catch them," grumbled a Humvee owner at an Illinois Fallmart whose
vehicle was pasted with numerous stickers including some reading "Gas
is the blood of Satan."

School districts have been put on alert for this new form of
activism. Disciplinary action may be brought against students who are
committing the vandalism.

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