Humor Brief

Silly Quotes - Part B4

Just think... In two days tomorrow will be yesterday!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.


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Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
- Abe Lincoln


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Fri. Apr. 25 6-9:30pm is APRIL FOOLERY! 5th Annual Comedy Music Special featuring The Fibs and Ookla the Mok (ooklathemok.com) and guests at Nietzsche's (nietzsches.com).

Fri. May 2 8pm-midnight The Fibs play at Blue Lantern Lounge in Elma.

Fri. May 9 9pm The Complete Unknowns celebrate Bob Dylan's birthday at Central Park Grill in Buffalo.


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