Humor Brief

This further wisdom is provided by popular request—that is to say, one person asked for more, so why not! Enjoy.


The Wisdom of Larry The Cable Guy (Part 2)

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


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For the Health of It:  A grin is a smile that goes from ear to ear. But a truly happy person is one who smiles from year to year. So whenever you're feeling down, try this: look in the mirror... make a silly face (unless it already is)... and say to yourself, CHEER UP! IT COULD BE WORSE!


This Jest In:  Jan. 11 - Feb. 10 (Thu.-Sun.) the zany farce "Servant of Two Masters" plays at Irish Classical Theatre Company. Tickets $15-$42. www.irishclassicaltheatre.com


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