Humor Brief

To kick off 2008, here's some debatable wisdom attributed to a dubious source.


The Wisdom of Larry The Cable Guy

A day without sunshine is like night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Did you know that 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot?

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


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For the Health of It:  Humor is meant to be shared. Forward this to someone you know who could use a laugh. Better yet, read them aloud to a family member, friend, or colleague. You'll find that the benefits increase dramatically!


This Jest In:  January 12 8pm-midnight at Shea's enjoy The Dreadbeats, Pirate Dreams, and The Ifs plus tropical drinks, buffet, hula hoop contests, ping pong tournament, and more. Tickets $25. www.sheas.org or 847-1410


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Humor Briefs are provided by the Humor & Health Association of WNY, an affiliate of The Wellness Institute. It's only about 4.3 laughs per month, but we hope it makes a difference. Have a fun(ny) story, quote, idea, or event to share? Please send it to us!