Since we've been on the topic of too hairy, I though I would ask
"How hairy are you?"

I have very littly body hair, perhaps a dozen stray blonde hairs on my
chest that are almost invisible. To compensate for my lack of fur I've
grown my head hair to mid back length and I'm on a mission to see how
long my hair will eventually grow. And of course I'm growing my beard
to terminal length. If I had to describe my beard I'd say it was of
the thin and whispy sort. It was red but it's starting to gray. You can
see a lot of skin through it. The cheeks are starting to fill in. As
far as lenght is nearly 18 inches in length.

If I had my druthers, I'd like to be covered from neck to toe, front
and back, with dense golden fur. I'd like hair down past my knees and
and an enormous thick beard 40 or mor feet in length. In other words
I'd like to be one of the hairiest men on the planet.