The Florida Marlins new manager Joe Girardi wants his players to be
clean shaven---no goatees, mustaches or beards allowed when players
begin reporting for spring training on Feb. 18.

Girardi (who used to be a catcher for the Yankees) agrees with
Yankees owner George Steinbrenner's rule that allowed neatly trimmed
mustaches but no beards or shaggy hair.

But Girardi's policy takes Steinbrenner’s to a whole new level by
eliminating facial hair completely.

Girardi says, "I appreciate peoples' styles and how they want to be
different, but I really believe if you look professional, you play
more professional.''



What an idiot!




---The Notorious D.U.K.E.



[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]