Whether this board closes, or stays open, here's my gift for all
seasons.

Happy Holidaze,
Jack
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Holy Cow! GW Claims to Heal Pakistan!
All the victims need is a card in hand.

No large fee. Now isn't that generous.
How can anyone say our self-promotion is disingenuous?

Every time there is a natural tragedy,
GW is always ready to get some notoriety.

We scan the news for a big earthquake,
In hopes to find another GW project news break.

Hold our card and smile for the camera,
And say the right thing or our lawyers will get on ya.

There is lots more healing we have left.
So we need to research disasters with our brand new Corvette.

All other groups saving the Planet you know are phony.
Bet our plastic cards beat Madonna's Kabbalah baloney!

And don't forget you have nothing to lose.
We can even save more than Tom Cruise.

For us working this Planet we have no choices,
We think, in our heads, we keep hearing voices:


"Ding-a-ling!" "Oh, Santa, is that you?"

. . . .

Don't forget our Happy Holiday Hockey Puck Special –
Two-for-One Sale!
And telepathic Holiday healings and aura cleansings at half price.*

The first 100 calls with a $10,000 order or more will skip cycle
of reincarnation, and receive free shipping!

Hurry! Offer ends by April 1st; don't be fooled by similar cheap
plastic imitations.

Visa be with us, Moe and All, & Tiny Tubby, too.


* Make your Happy Holiday Donation NOW,
in time for your '05 tax deductions.