Test Questions:
1. Dr. walks into avalanche of patients after agreeing to see 3
patients per hour.
Choices:
A. Get up and walk out on patients,
B. Do as best as possible and vow never to return once gig over,
C. Rant and wet pants.
Probable Best Choice: C

2. Dr. needs to visit men's room during avalanche of patients and
notes lights are out.
Choices:
A. Go to phone book and call electrician, B. Report situation to
manager, who responds they know about it and have situation under
control (obviously not, as lights are still out at end of gig), C.
Wet own pants to save time, D. Use ladies room instead and risk
having a lady walk in to find a man, the doctor, in the ladies room.
Probable Best Choice: B
N.B. (The use of room marked "Ladies Room" without the direct
specific involvement of store management is ridiculous. And even then
opens up a PLETHORA or DANGEROUS scenarios!) NOTE to all test takers:
Alternative D is LAME-BRAINED, STUPID and IDIOTIC and is put in for
instructional purposes only, i.e. never in your wildest dreams even
consider doing this as any type of temporary or permanent solution.
Store management has to become involved in this situation.

3. SHALLOW, naive novice notices bulletin board and decides to show
25 year optometry veteran, and other ODs, how LITTLE the Dr. knows
and how MUCH he/she/it knows.
Choices:
A: Offer to post your polaroid so the entire web can evaluate
your...mind. (My DULL friend, do you know what some people could
and/or might do with such a STUPID, RIDICULOUS post?)
(Do you have any idea where this could end up?; such as on eBay as a
Rent a boyfriend/ girlfiend/ it/friend by email, as has happened to
some unfortunate individuals in the past, or even worse!!!)
B. Limit their postings to topics of which they know something
C. Go to Eyeplass World and apply for a job so they can discover WHAT
YHE HELL THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT!
D. Consult a compendium of Quotes from good ole' Clint Eastwood and
look up several for enlightenment: "Man's got to realize his
limitations!"
and "It's dangerous, CHILD, to come to conclusions when you don't
have all the facts!"
Probable WORST Choice: A

Note: Test modeled after the TMOD. And in all your wisdom? of the
eyeglass world you don't/won't even know what that means until after
you do a web search.

Ahh... as the eyeball turns! The eyecare world is filled with demons
and wizards... and dunderheads too, obviously. Eyeglass World is 2
for 3 on this score. As are some others ... Perhaps, even me too!

And if you need help for deciphering that ... consult Logic 101.
This concludes the test.