> The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have

>>  that seat?"

>>

>>  The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in

>>  particular,   "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that

>>  seat."

>>

>>   The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only

>>  seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down?

>>  I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are

>>  also arrogant!"

>>

>>   This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked

>>  up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The

>>  woman   shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor!"  This

>>  American should be put in his place!"

>>

>>

>>   A proper English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,

>>  "Well, Sir, you  Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the

>> wrong thing.

>>

>     You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the

>>    wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the

>>    wrong Bitch out the window."

>

>





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Thank you I really needed the laugh!!!!



Anne







To: dorcasd@...; pbuchel@...; mcquirk@...;

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> The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have>> that seat?">>>> The French

woman just sniffed and said to no one in>> particular, "Americans are so rude.

My little Fifi is using that>> seat.">>>> The Marine walked the entire train

again, but the only>> seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit

down?>> I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you

are>> also arrogant!">>>> This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just

picked>> up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The>>

woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor!" This>> American should be put in

his place!">>>>>> A proper English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,>> "Well,

Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the>> wrong thing.>>>

You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the>> wrong side of

the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the>> wrong Bitch out the

window.">>----------------------------------------------------------No virus

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