Thank you I really needed the laugh!!!!

Anne



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andrewday@...: Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:38:20 +0200Subject: [EMS Fire
Police PTSD] Fw: (no subject)British Humour



> The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have>> that seat?">>>> The French
woman just sniffed and said to no one in>> particular, "Americans are so rude.
My little Fifi is using that>> seat.">>>> The Marine walked the entire train
again, but the only>> seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit
down?>> I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you
are>> also arrogant!">>>> This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just
picked>> up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The>>
woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor!" This>> American should be put in
his place!">>>>>> A proper English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,>> "Well,
Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the>> wrong thing.>>>
You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the>> wrong side of
the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the>> wrong Bitch out the
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