> The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have
>> that seat?"
>>
>> The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in
>> particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that
>> seat."
>>
>> The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only
>> seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down?
>> I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are
>> also arrogant!"
>>
>> This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked
>> up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The
>> woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor!" This
>> American should be put in his place!"
>>
>>
>> A proper English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,
>> "Well, Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the
>> wrong thing.
>>
> You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the
>> wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the
>> wrong Bitch out the window."
>
>


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