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#274 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:50 pm
Subject: Announcement regarding Karl's Formula & Raiza Creme Products
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Dear Subscribers:

As you know, we sought to find a buyer for the Karl's Formula and
Raiza Crθme product lines.

We are pleased to announce that both product lines have been bought
by Gentry Smith, who plans to not only continue these product lines
but also to support distributors with web sites and marketing
programs to help build the success of these product lines.

Alas, none of the bids covered the full cost of the existing
inventory and the outstanding payments and shipping costs, so there
will be no payout for the stockholders of Energy Research
Corporation.

However, Gentry has generously committed to giving equal amounts of
stock in his corporation International Business Connection, Inc. as
distributors had in Energy Research Corporation.

Gentry will provide more information on this process via his web
site: http://excaliburnetworks.com/welcome.

Gentry's company, Excalibur Networks, LLC, will continue to use the
same names for both products, specifically Karl's Formula and Raiza
Crθme, and will be the principal entity supporting marketing
efforts.

To support the transition process, the estate will pass the names and
contact information for all known Energy Research Corporation
stockholders to Excalibur, so that names can be cross-checked as best
as possible.

Gentry will be taking possession of the Karl's Formula and Raiza
Crθme inventory by Friday, November 2nd, and he will provide
information about ordering new inventory at the new corporate
website, to be announced later.

Please make sure you are registered for the newsgroups at Yahoo
Groups:

o GroupKarl  - http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/groupkarl/
o RaizaDistributors  -
http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/raizadistributors/

This will ensure that you stay apprised of announcements from Gentry
on any new product line directions and opportunities with associated
distributor programs.

If you have any questions, you may reach Gentry Smith at:

o Email - gentry@...
o Voicemail - 800-631-8597

We wish everyone the very best of luck with the transition.

Kind regards,

Cindy Marteney, Executor
Estate of Stewart E. Fason

#273 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:16 pm
Subject: Request for Proposals - Karl's Formula & Raiza Creme
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Dear Subscribers,

Many of you have been inquiring about the future of Dr. Jon's
products, Karl's Formula and Raiza Crθme.

As Dr. Jon Brooks (aka Stewart Fason) is deceased and I have been
appointed as the representative for his affairs, I am soliciting
proposals for the following assets (to be bid upon separately):

KARL'S FORMULA ASSETS
1. Product Inventory – 5892 bottles (4 ounce bottles) and 41,000
samples (pillow packs)
2. Product Formula – ingredients and formulation
3. Manufacturing Relationship - introduction to current contract
manufacturer
4. Web Sites --- www.karlsformula.com & www.mysteriousenergy.com
5. Distributor List – email contact list

RAIZA CREME ASSETS
1. Product Inventory – 20,000 jars (2 ounce jars) and 21,700 samples
2. Product Formula – ingredients and formulation
3. Manufacturing Relationship – introduction to current contract
manufacturer
4. Web Site --- www.raizacreme.org
5. Distributor List – email contact list

Please note that we are selling the assets listed above and cannot
entertain proposals for joint ventures, stock trades, or business
partnerships.

DEADLINE FOR SUBMITTING PROPOSALS
Please submit your written proposals no later than midnight, EST,
September 7, 2007 to:

Cindy Marteney
cindy@...

Given the large number of subscribers receiving this notice, please
recognize that we cannot respond to phone calls and require formal
written correspondence.

ENERGY RESEARCH CORPORATION
On a separate topic, if you are a shareholder in Energy Research,
please send your name and contact information along with the number
of shares you own to: cindy@....

Kind regards,

Cindy Marteney
cindy@...

#272 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Mon Aug 6, 2007 10:49 pm
Subject: Sad News - Dr. Jon passed away July 8, 2007
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Dear Subscribers,

It is with great sadness that I announce what many of you have
already heard – that "Dr. Jon," also known as "Stewart Fason" passed
away on July 8, 2007.

Stewart Fason was my father, and he came to be with me in Utah on
Father's Day of this year to try to revive his health.

Unfortunately, he had lost far too much weight, required surgery for
a fistula in his urinary tract, and was not healthy enough for
surgery.  My father was critically malnourished, even after IV
feedings, unable to gain weight, and kept losing ground over the
next few weeks.

The official cause of death was cited as "natural causes" and the
preexisting condition noted was heart disease.  In the end, his body
gave up before he did.

His last words to me, while in a kind of sleep state on Saturday,
July 7th, were: "I'm coming back, I'm coming back."  My father was
the eternal optimist and we miss him, especially his ever-present
sense of humor.

If you are interested in a blog entry I wrote on my dad's passing,
please go to:

http://www.ourhealthcoop.com/blog/cindy/2007/07/losing-my-dad.html

Many of you know that my father founded the Generic Co-op, which
became Our Health Co-op when my brother and I purchased the company
from our father.

Many of our father's subscribers have continued to be incredibly
supportive Co-op members over the years, as we forged our own way in
providing affordable supplements.

If you would like a little history on the Co-op, here's another one
of my blog entries:

http://www.ourhealthcoop.com/Blog/Cindy/labels/Co-op%20History.html

Meanwhile, we appreciate the many notes we have received from people
who were touched by our father's odd sensibilities, warped sense of
humor, and eclectic writings.

Finally, please hold your questions on my father's products, Karl's
Formula and RaizaCreme, as we will be sending out a separate notice
on this topic.

Kindest regards,

Cindy

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Cindy Marteney, CEO
Our Health Co-op - Making health affordable, together!
175 W 200 S, Suite 1004
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
t. 801.533.4012
www.ourhealthcoop.com
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#271 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Sun May 27, 2007 1:14 pm
Subject: Instant Energy Transmission Faster than the Speed of Light?
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Most of you have read about the creation of KarlsFormula.com which we
believe is The Medical Miracle of the 21st Century.  We believe the
magic is achieved through a unique form of energy applied to the product.

We only recommend topical application in the ears.  Many, many reports
of efficacy with problems far removed from the ears.

Is it possible that this special energy permeates the body without any
physical contact?  We have no acceptable scientific proof.

The following article seems to confirm the existence of an unknown
source of energy.  This article is also available here:
http://www.preventionforever.com/universe.htm
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Understanding a Secret of the Universe

Below are three astonishing experiments with DNA which proves that DNA
can heal itself according to the "feelings" of the individual as
reported recently by Gregg Braden. In his recent program entitled
Healing Hearts/Healing Nations: The Science of Peace and the Power of
Prayer, Gregg Braden discussed how in the past we lost huge amounts of
information from ancient spiritual traditions (when the library at
Alexandria burned we lost at least 532,000 documents), and that there
may be information in those traditions which could help us understand
some of the mysteries of science. To this end he reported on three
very interesting experiments. Gregg Braden started off as a scientist
and engineer, before he began pursuing these larger questions.

EXPERIMENT #1

The first experiment reported was done by Dr.Vladimir Poponin, a
quantum biologist. In this experiment, first a container was emptied
(i.e. a vacuum was created within it), and then the only thing left
photons (particles of light) they measured the distribution (ie the
location) of the photons and found they were completely random inside
the container. This was the expected result.

Then some DNA was placed inside the container and the distribution
(location) of the photons was remeasured. This time the photons were
LINED UP in an ORDERED way and aligned with the DNA. In other words
the physical DNA had an effect on the non- physical photons.

After that, the DNA was removed from the container, and the
distribution of the photons was measured again. The photons REMAINED
ORDERED and lined up where the DNA had been. What are the light
particles connected to?

Gregg Braden says we are forced to accept the possibility that some
NEW field of energy, a web of energy, is there and the DNA is
communicating with the photons through this energy.

EXPERIMENT #2

These were experiments done by the military. Leukocytes (white blood
cells) were collected for DNA from donors and placed into chambers so
they could measure electrical changes. In this experiment, the donor
was placed in one room and subjected to "emotional stimulation"
consisting of video clips, which generated different emotions in the
donor. The DNA was placed in a different room in the same building.
Both the donor and his DNA were monitored and as the donor exhibited
emotional peaks or valleys (measured by electrical responses), the DNA
exhibited the IDENTICAL RESPONSES AT THE EXACT SAME TIME. There was no
lag time, no transmission time. The DNA peaks and valleys EXACTLY
MATCHED the peaks and valleys of the donor in time.

The military wanted to see how far away they could separate the donor
from his DNA and still get this effect. They stopped testing after
they separated the DNA and the donor by 50 miles and STILL had the
SAME result. No lag time; no transmission time.

The DNA and the donor had the same identical responses in time. What
can this mean? Gregg Braden says it means that living cells
communicate through a previously unrecognized form of energy. This
energy is not affected by time and distance. This is a non- local form
of energy, an energy that already exists everywhere, all the time.

EXPERIMENT #3

The third experiment was done by the Institute of Heart Math and the
paper that was written about this was titled: Local and Non local
Effects of Coherent Heart Frequencies on Conformational Changes of
DNA. (Disregard the title! The info is incredible.)

This is the experiment that relates directly to the anthrax situation.
In this experiment, some human placenta DNA (the most pristine form of
DNA) was placed in a container from which they could measure changes
in the DNA. Twenty-eight vials of DNA were given (one each) to 28
trained researchers. Each researcher had been trained how to generate
and FEEL feelings, and they each had strong emotions.

What was discovered was that the DNA CHANGED ITS SHAPE according to
the feelings of the researchers:
1. When the researchers FELT gratitude, love and appreciation, the DNA
responded by RELAXING and the strands unwound. The length of the DNA
became longer.

2. When the researchers FELT anger, fear, frustration, or stress, the
DNA responded by TIGHTENING UP. It became shorter and SWITCHED OFF
many of our DNA codes! If you've ever felt "shut down" by negative
emotions, now you know why your body was equally shut down too. The
shut down of the DNA codes was reversed and the codes were switched
back on again when feelings of love, joy, gratitude and appreciation
were felt by the researchers.

This experiment was later followed up by testing HIV positive
patients. They discovered that feelings of love, gratitude and
appreciation created 300,000 TIMES the RESISTANCE they had without
those feelings. So here's the answer to what can help you stay well,
no matter what dreadful virus or bacteria may be floating around. Stay
in feelings of joy, love, gratitude and appreciation!

These emotional changes went beyond the effects of electro- magnetics.
Individuals trained in deep love were able to change the shape of
their DNA. Gregg Braden says this illustrates a new recognized form of
energy that connects all of creation. This energy appears to be a
TIGHTLY WOVEN WEB that connects all matter. Essentially we're able to
influence this web of creation through our VIBRATION.

SUMMARY: What do the results of these experiments have to do with our
present situation? This is the science behind how we can choose a
timeline to stay safe, no matter what else is happening. As Gregg
explains in The Isaiah Effect, basically time is not just linear
(past, present and future), but it also has depth. The depth of time
consists of all the possible prayers and timelines that could ever be
prayed or exist. Essentially, all our prayers have already been
answered. We just activate the one we're living through our FEELINGS.

THIS is how we create our reality - by choosing it with our feelings.
Our feelings are activating the timeline via the web of creation,
which connects all of the energy and matter of the Universe.

Remember that the law of the Universe is that we attract what we focus
on. If you are focused on fearing whatever may come, you are sending a
strong message to the Universe to send you whatever you fear. Instead
if you can get yourself into feelings of joy, love, appreciation or
gratitude, and focus on bringing more of that into your life, you are
going to avoid the negative stuff automatically.

You will be choosing a different TIMELINE with your feelings. You can
prevent getting anthrax or any other flu, virus, etc, by staying in
these positive feelings, which maintains an incredibly strong immune
system. So here's your protection for whatever comes: Find something
to be happy about every day, and every hour if possible,moment-to-
moment, even if only for a few minutes. This is the easiest and best
protection you can have.
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Have a wonderful day,

Dr. Jon....I must give long lasting satisfaction for I am seldom
invited back.

#270 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 pm
Subject: PLEASE READ THIS.....IT MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE
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NOTE:  This is a long letter.  It is available at:
www.preventionforever.com/latest.htm

It contains the following vital information:

GIMME A DRINK.....IS IT BENEFICIAL?

For decades scientists have debated whether alcohol is good for your
heart.  A new study from the Harvard School of Public Health proves it is.
=======================================================
MAMMOGRAMS FAIL 50% OF THE TIME!!!

Your life may depend on early detection.  Manual exams don't reveal a
tumor until it has become big enough to feel.  Mammograms are not much
better.  Increase the % to 87%.
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GET A DOUBLE TAX DEDUCTION EVERY TIME YOU PUT MONEY IN YOUR IRA
=======================================================
AVOID FALLS IN YOUR GOLDEN YEARS

Every year 250,000 Americans suffer a hip fracture . . . I became one
of them last October (sigh).
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A VIAGRA ALTERNATIVE WITH NO WARNINGS FOR 5 CENTS/PILL
WORKS EXACTLY THE SAME AT THE $9.00 PILL.
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ANOTHER BENEFIT OF THE LOWLY ASPIRIN
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Jon......Tell me everything.  I'd hate to miss any of the monotony!

#269 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Sat May 19, 2007 1:30 am
Subject: COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . .SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
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A study of older men revealed that those who ate the equivalent of 1/3
of a chocolate bar daily had lower blood pressure and a reduced risk
of death.

CHICAGO (AP) — Leave it to the Dutch to help demonstrate the health
benefits of chocolate.

The study found men who ate the most products made from cocoa beans —
including chocolate bars — also had a 50% lower risk of death.

A study of older men in The Netherlands, known for its luscious
chocolate, indicated those who ate the equivalent of one-third of a
chocolate bar every day had lower blood pressure and a reduced risk of
death.

The researchers say, however, it's too early to conclude it was
chocolate that led to better health. The men who ate more cocoa
products could have shared other qualities that made them healthier.
Experts also point out that eating too much chocolate can make you fat
— a risk for both heart disease and high blood pressure.

"It's way too early to make recommendations about whether people
should eat more cocoa or chocolate," said Brian Buijsse, a nutritional
epidemiologist at Wageningen University in The Netherlands, who
co-authored the study.

Still, the Dutch study, supported by grants from the Netherlands
Prevention Foundation, appears to be the largest so far to document a
health effect for cocoa beans. And it confirms findings of smaller,
shorter-term studies that also linked chocolate with lower blood
pressure.

The findings, published in Monday's Archives of Internal Medicine, are
based on data collected for more than a decade on Dutch men who were
ages 65 and older in 1985. The long-running Zutphen Elderly Study has
been used by other researchers to look for risk factors for chronic
disease.

This time, researchers examined the eating habits of 470 healthy men
who were not taking blood pressure medicine. The men who ate the most
products made from cocoa beans — including cocoa drinks, chocolate
bars and chocolate pudding — had lower blood pressure and a 50% lower
risk of death.

The men ate the equivalent of about 10 grams of chocolate a day.

Cocoa beans contain flavanols, which are thought to increase nitric
oxide in the blood and improve the function of blood vessels.

"This is a very important article providing epidemiological support
for what many researchers have been observing in experimental models,"
said Cesar Fraga of the University of California Davis, who does
similar research but was not involved in the new study.

Buijsse noted the men eating the most cocoa products were not heavier
or bigger eaters than the men who ate less cocoa.

Could the study results apply to women?

"Our study consisted of elderly men," Buijsse said. "If you look at
the other interventional studies, you see the same effects in men and
women, younger people and older people. It may be the findings are
generalizable to women, but you never know."
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THE MEDICAL MIRACLE OF THE 21ST CENTURY

WHAT?????  You haven't tried a free sample of Karl's Formula???
You must be a masochist and enjoy having a cold or flu.

Go to:  www.karlsformula.com

The 2ml sample is free but you must pay one dollar for S/H.
It also seems magical with many skin problems like eczema, dermatitis,
fungus and any cuts or abrasions.

Jon...I have no prejudices: All my irrational hatreds are based on
reliable evidence!

#268 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Mon May 7, 2007 6:55 pm
Subject: The Catastrophic Decline of our Bees
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The alarming decline in bee populations across the United States and
Europe represents a potential ecological apocalypse, an environmental
catastrophe that could collapse the food chain and wipe out humanity.
Who and what is behind this flagrant abuse of the eco-system?

Many people don't realize the vital role bees play in maintaining a
balanced eco-system. According to experts, if bees were to become
extinct then humanity would perish after just four years.

"If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would
only have four years of life left. No more bees, no more pollination,
no more plants, no more animals, no more man," said Albert Einstein.

Others would say four years is alarmist and that man would find other
food sources, but the fact remains that the disappearance of bees is
potentially devastating to agriculture and most plant life.

Reports that bee populations are declining at rates of up to 80% in
areas of the U.S. and Europe should set alarm bells ringing and demand
immediate action on behalf of environmental organizations. Experts are
calling the worrying trend "colony collapse disorder" or CCD.

"Bee numbers on parts of the east coast and in Texas have fallen by
more than 70 percent, while California has seen colonies drop by 30 to
60 percent," reports AFP.

"Approximately 40 percent of my 2,000 colonies are currently dead and
this is the greatest winter colony mortality I have ever experienced
in my 30 years of beekeeping," apiarist Gene Brandi, from the
California State Beekeepers Association, told Congress recently.

The article states that U.S. bee colonies have been dropping since
1980 and the number of beekeepers have halved.

Scientists are thus far stumped as to what is causing the decline,
ruling out parasites but leaning towards some kind of new toxin or
chemical used in agriculture as being responsible. "Experts believe
that the large-scale use of genetically modified plants in the US
could be a factor (Montsano Corp. being one of the biggest and most
powerful of the genetically modified corporations)

Genetically Modified Food - killing millions and millions of
butterflies - now the bees...

Most of the world (European countries refuse to buy this food from the
U.S.) does not want to eat genetically modified food. The Montsano's
of this world do not want to hear this. They are trying to prevent us
even knowing whether or not we are eating altered substances. Lobby
for labeling of genetically modified food, and BOYCOTT ALL
tampered-with food substances. Eat Organic Only! if you possibly can.
Montsano's motive in meddling with agriculture is not to "feed the
world" -- the world is perfectly capable of feeding itself, if left to
grow organic food under a system of sustainable argriculture -- but to
buy up, own, and control the food supply of all human beings!!!

BOYCOTT
Below are two of our most common genetically modified foods. DON'T EAT
THEM: CORN, corn syrup, corn-meal, all those deliciouis Mexican chips
and tortillas, if made in America -- unless specifically label organic
or non-genetically modified -- are likely to be tainted.   Hello
Kellogs - Hello Post, etc.  Look at the labels and refuse to eat them.
  If they can kill butterflies and bees, then they can kill animals.

SOY BEANS, all soy products, soy milk, soy oil, etc. Indeed this one
is ironic, since so many health foods have, since the beginning of the
health food movement, been made of soy. But now! DON'T EAT ANY OF
THEM! unless they are labeled organic or non-genetically modified.

reports Germany's Spiegal Online.

Bee populations throughout Germany have simultaneously dropped 25% and
up to 80% in some areas. Poland, Switzerland and Spain are reporting
similar declines. Studies have shown that bees are not dying in the
hive, something is causing them to lose their sense of orientation so
that they cannot return to the hive. Depleted hives are not being
raided for their honey by other insects, which normally happens when
bees naturally die in the winter, clearly suggesting some kind of
poisonous toxin is driving them away.

"In many cases, scientists have found evidence of almost all known bee
viruses in the few surviving bees found in the hives after most have
disappeared. Some had five or six infections at the same time and were
infested with fungi -- a sign, experts say, that the insects' immune
system may have collapsed."

A study at the University of Jena from 2001 to 2004 showed that toxins
from a genetically modified maize variant designed to repel insects,
when combined with a parasite, resulted in a "significantly stronger
decline in the number of bees" than normal.

"According to Hans-Hinrich Kaatz, a professor at the University of
Halle in eastern Germany and the director of the study, the bacterial
toxin in the genetically modified corn may have "altered the surface
of the bee's intestines, sufficiently weakening the bees to allow the
parasites to gain entry -- or perhaps it was the other way around. We
don't know."

Kaatz was desperate to continue his studies but funding was cut off.
Some believe that big corporations like Montsano was behind the
decision.  These corporations have a lot of clout.

While we are lectured by government to change our lifestyle and cough
up more taxes for the supposed peril of man-made global warming, an
environmental catastrophe that could eliminate the human race in the
figurative blink of an eye is looming.

Why are major environmental groups and lobbyists ignoring this mammoth
threat to our very existence? Where is Greenpeace?

The hyperbole surrounding man-made global warming is swallowing up all
the attention while real dangers like the rapid die-off of bee
populations and its link to GM food is largely shunned by governments
and activist foundations.

Is it a stretch to hypothesize that government mandated spraying of
crops with deadly chemicals as well as toxic substances contained in
chemtrails could be part of a deliberate program to eliminate the bee
population? Or is this just another example of big business flagrantly
abusing the eco-system in order to drive up profits?

The elite have publicly stated their desire to significantly reduce
world population on numerous occasions. Just yesterday we featured a
story about a British Government Ministry of Defence report that
postulated on the future use of bio-weapons to thin the human
population in under 30 years.

Making bees all but extinct would be a swift and plausibly deniable
method of enacting global population reduction long dreamed of by the
maniacal sociopaths that control the world.

Either way, this issue represents an overwhelming threat to the food
chain and an environmental crime of the highest order, for which the
perpetrators need to be brought up on charges of accessories to
genocide, should a deliberate effort to endanger the food chain be
proven, and the chemicals responsible immediately banned.

Please circulate this article to environmental groups and demand they
investigate who and what is killing our bees!

Jon..... www.preventionforever.com
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#267 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:28 pm
Subject: DANGEROUS SUPPLEMENTS
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For years I have warned you about the rampant fraud in the unregulated
supplement industry.  Many of the so-called bargains do NOT have what
the label claims.  The only supplement company I know of, which
publishes the independent laboratory analysis of their products, is:
www.ourhealthcoop.com  So why don't others do so?  Many wouldn't dare
for they would be exposed as frauds.

Recently Puritian's Pride was charged with having lead in some of
their products.

Here is the latest scam company report:
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Msnbc.com Reports Stunning New Details of Case Against Dietary
Supplement Firm Prosecutors Allege Georgia Company Used Mob Tactics,
Spiked Supplements

REDMOND, Wash., Apr 12, 2007 (PrimeNewswire via COMTEX) -- Msnbc.com's
exclusive report on a once thriving company with a popular line of
natural dietary supplements revealed an unusual criminal case
unfolding in federal court in Atlanta. Prosecutors allege that Hi-Tech
Pharmaceuticals of Norcross, Ga., was a criminal enterprise that sold
dangerous "spiked" products and was run by executives who considered
assassination and blackmail to stop a federal investigation.

In an original story exclusive to msnbc.com, Mike Brunker, projects
team editor, reported that the allegations are the most far-ranging
ever leveled against a large company in the unregulated dietary
supplement industry. The allegations, found in the court filings,
state that some or all of the defendants:

  * Discussed killing a U.S. Food and Drug Administration agent and
    blackmailing an assistant U.S. attorney. Neither plot was carried
    out, but a company co-founder was subsequently jailed after being
    convicted of being a felon in possession of a "firearm silencer."

  * Used the herbal stimulant ephedra in company diet products after
the U.S. Food and Drug Administration banned its use on April 12,
2004, finding it presented "an unreasonable risk of illness or injury."

  * Sold "herbal" supplements that actually contained the active
    ingredients of prescription drugs that could interact dangerously
    with other medications.

  * Illegally imported and sold banned steroids.

  * Manufactured phony ecstasy tablets that were sold on U.S. streets.

  * Created a muscle-building drink that was later marketed as a
    cleaning solution in an effort to mislead investigators.

The allegations spring from the September 7, 2006, indictment of the
company and 11 executives, employees and associates for allegedly
operating an illegal Internet pharmacy in Belize.

The full story, titled "Dietary supplements firm or herbal cabal?" is
available on msnbc.com. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17742469/
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KARL'S FORMULA IS NOT FOR SALE AT ANY PRICE

Recently I received an offer, from a lawyer in Boston, of well over
one million dollars for the exclusive rights to KF.  He refused to
disclose the buyer.  I suspect he represented the pharmaceutical
industry who would bury it for KF poses a big threat to the billions
they receive from such as Contac which may mask the symptoms somewhat
but cures nothing.

In addition to stopping a cold/flu overnight, we have received
hundreds of reports with success with many skin problems like seborhea
dermatitis, eczema, athlete's foot etc  Now we are receiving favorable
reports applying to aching arthritic joints.

If you haven't visited www.mysteriousenergycon, do so.  You can get a
free 2ml sample to use on your next symptoms.

Mark my words....in time KF will become known as,
"The Miracle of the 21st Century."

All net profits donated to animal shelters....no strings attached:
www.crittersneedhelp.org
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www.thecarouselranch.org

Soon I will open my little ranch to the public.  We will host birthday
parties free  The parents need only bring the "fixins".  We plan to
open every Saturday from 1-4PM.  Kids will delight in playing with the
miniature horses and catching fish in a big pond.
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LIFE IN THE CATTERY

Gramalkyn is ready to kick off his presidential campaign.  Soon he
will be a guest on national talk shows.  While he does not solicit
donations, he will accept some Meow Mix.

www.presidentcat.com
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I could use some help with the ranch and kids.  If you would like to
live in a lovely environment, love animals and are no stranger to a
computer contact me at:

jon@...

Jon....Cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a
good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

#266 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Mon Apr 9, 2007 4:08 pm
Subject: VITAMIN C $25.00 OR A PRESCRIPTION ITEM?
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HOW DID THINGS EVER GET SO #$%^ED UP?

If it isn't bad enough that we squander billions on Arabs who
basically hate us, refuse to enforce our border laws and are in bed
with the pharmaceutical industry in the Medicare prescription drug law
wherein we cannot negotiate with BIG Pharma on price (They have a
blank check), now the @#$tards are determined to take our supplements
away or make them far more expensive or, in the end, a prescription
item!!!!!

My cat is right....."This country IS going to the dogs!"

This is not a hoax.  It is quite REAL.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
There is a crisis in health freedom. On April 30, 2007 the FDA will
close the public comment period on a "Guidance" which will classify
every alternative practice as medicine so that only licensed
physicians can carry out the procedure AND vitamins, minerals, herbs,
etc., will suddenly become "untested drugs" which will be forbidden.

Bad? Real Bad! But public outcry can stop this assault on your health
and your freedom.

Spread the word! Tell everyone in your Circle of Influence,
professionals, alternative practitioners, nutrient and herb companies,
everyone! Let them know how important their participation is to make
sure the FDA backs off from this repressive course.
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Here is another one:

Amicus Brief Says FDA's "Risk-Benefit" Analysis "at Odds with DSHEA,"
Poses "Significant" Threat to Industry

April 6, 2007 - Washington, D.C. The Natural Products Association
today filed a "friend of the court" or amicus brief with the U.S.
Supreme Court that challenges a lower court ruling on the standard
used by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to impose a 2004 ban on
ephedrine alkaloids in dietary supplements. The ban was successfully
challenged and overturned in 2005 in a Utah district court and
subsequently reversed in a circuit appeals court last year.

According to the association's brief, if the most recent court ruling
is allowed to stand, the distinction between dietary supplements and
drugs will "effectively evaporate," dietary supplements makers will be
forced to conduct the same "rigorous clinical tests" that are required
for drugs and as a result, consumer choice, protected under the
Dietary Supplement Health and Education Act (DSHEA), "will be curtailed."

"We're taking this strong stand for the millions of Americans who use
dietary supplements to live healthier, more fulfilling lives, and the
people in our industry who make, sell and deliver those products,"
said David Taylor, president of the Natural Products Association.
"Some critics may try to twist this into a debate about one product,
which it clearly is not.  It is instead a critical decision about the
proper enforcement of DSHEA, which will have a far-reaching effect on
consumers and the industry for years to come."

Take action now at:
 
http://www.democracyinaction.org/healthfreedomusa/campaign.jsp?campaign_KEY=7185\
&t=


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Next on the agenda is to regulate what we can eat.  Soon, if you are
overweight, the waitress will, by law, be obliged to refuse to serve a
high calorie desert to you.

Where will the insanity end?.....When my cat becomes president.
www.presidentcat.com

Jon......totally disgusted!

#265 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Sat Apr 7, 2007 2:52 am
Subject: DANGEROUS HERBS?? EARN 10% DIVIDENDS
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Each year people spend over four billion $ on herbal remedies.

The largest group are those with chronic health problems who are
taking prescription medications.

ECHINACEA....Do not take it if you are taking Theophylline, an
ingredient in medications for asthma, bronchitis and emphysema.

Also, avoid if taking Cyclosporine, tacrolimus or other immune
suppressing drugs.
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GINKO BILOBA...do NOT exceed 240 mg. per day.  Some have suffered
severe internal bleeding, including an intracerebral hemorrhage, a
type of stroke caused by bleeding within the brain.
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HERBAL TEAS....Peppermint, Green and Chamomile tea are powerful
antioxidants--but they can also block the absorption of vital iron.
Also, flavonoids can bind with prescription drugs in the digestive
tract.  By all means continue these valuable products but DO NOT take
tea two hours before or after taking a prescription drug or an iron
supplement.
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GINSING...can lower blood sugar levels.  People with type 1 diabetes
should not use it.  Do not use with Wafarin or any blood-thinning
drug, including NSAIDs.
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VALERIAN ROOT...is a sedative used for anxiety and insomnia.  Do NOT
take with sleeping pills or anti-anxiety drugs.
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EARN 10%+ ON YOUR ACCOUNT

I have been doing it for years with little risk.  To see my actual
income portfolio go to:

www.stocksmovingup.com

A link at the top shows the portfolio as of 4-5-07.
You ay find some very good ideas.....I didn't become rich solely by
accident....heh, heh.
----------------------------------------
THE MIRACLE OF THE 21ST CENTURY

I receive reports on the use of Karl's Formula which are frequently
hard to believe.  There is no question that, if taken at the first
symptoms of a cold or flu, the symptoms will likely vanish the
following morning.

Here are two unique reports:

Have had a toenail fungus for many years & it is working on it where
nothing else previously has..  Pat Rumeliote

Hi Dr. Jon, for 30 years my Husband has suffered with seborhea
dermatitis.  We have spent a fortune on prescription medications.  We
were desperate.  His Doctor said it was the worst case he had ever seen.

Having nothing to lose I applies Karl's Formula in Early March.
Today, April 4th, all the bleeding lesions have dried up but one and
it is much smaller.
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If you haven't ordered your free sample please try it on your next
symptoms.  Go to:

www.karlsformula.com

There is a $1.00 S/H fee.

Jon...Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and
they have many other fine qualities as well.

#264 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:52 am
Subject: IF I HAD CANCER
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Even though the data is compelling, the medical industry reaps
billions from therapy which, in most cases, does NOT work . . .
except for their bank rolls!

There is an extensive article, on my web page, about what some famous
doctors would do if they had cancer.  It is long, but well worth reading.

If you know someone, with cancer, please ask them to read the article.

<a href="http://preventionforever.com/ifihadcancer.htm">Click here for
the entire story</a>

If the above is not a link, go to:

www.preventionforever.com/ifihadcancer.htm

The link has been on my site for seven years.  I have received many
"Thank you" notes from cancer people who wrote that the data therein
saved their life as well as much misery.
-----------------------------------------
All the animals on www.TheCarouselranch.org are busy filling orders
for Karls Formula.  Actually the Canadian goose and gander are of
little help.  In fact, I threatened to strangle the gander if he
didn't quit the #$%^ honking!

Jon...Please surrender now before I am obliged to offer better terms.

#263 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:25 am
Subject: THE MIRACLE OF THE 21ST CENTURY
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MORE AND MORE MIRACLE REPORTS

If you haven't ordered your free sample of Karl's Formula you are
missing something very special.

Go to: www.mysteriousenergy.com

While the 2ml sample is free there is a cost for S/H or $1.00.  It is
enough for two applications; enough to see the magic on your next
symptoms.

There is no question that, for most people, Karl's Formula will stop a
cold or flu overnight if applied at the first symptoms.  People are
finding many other uses.  I gave a 4oz. bottle to the owner of a local
convenience store a month ago.  Within 2 weeks he called wanting to
stock the 2ml PillowPaks (like ketsup at McDonalds).  He ordered
10,000 as his family owns three stores stating, "My Kid's friendS were
dropping like flies from some bug.  Their symptoms vanished overnight.

Here are some unique reports which were received this week. All are
unedited.
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This is to report I've been using Karl's Formula and have found it
very often helps me to sleep. Since I work at a restaurant and am
often not home from work until almost midnight, it is hard to unwind
and sleep. When I use KF, I notice I drift off to sleep in a very
short time. This has been happening over and over and at last I
realized the effect was due to KF. Yet another use for this product!!
  hugs, Jo-Ann from Jersey
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Karls Formula: my mother who is 96 years young and mostly wallows in
the bed due to bad eyesight and arthritis developed a bed sore her MD
recommended a ant6ibiotics in the form of cream, yeah you guessed it
work like s#@t so since I have Karls formula I've thought what
the devil lets try it, it burned a little but next day healing started
to everybody's astonishment (except the MD he does not know ande I
ain't telling) needless to say bed sore is almost gone after 3 days of
Karls. I think I'll take the darned thing to the cementery and see
what it'll do.

Love you you stinker and your Kat too, love from our kats as well, we
have only 9 by more is coming. Richard Theodore
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My Real Estate agent's wife had a savage cold, etc. as well as here
daughter. Passed a bottle of Karls's Formula to Johnny who
administered it to his wife. In 15 minutes she was 50% better.

Subsequent dosages were such that when I spoke to his wife yesterday,
she reported "it's a miracle!!!!!!". Excellent report also from the
daughter to whom she had applied Karl's Formula.

Best Regards, Bill Moseid
-------------------------------------
Dr Jon;
I wanted to let you know about what happened to me recently.

I was at work and started with a very sever earache. I can't
remember ever having a earache since I was a small child. I
called and got an appointment for an exam. When the Doctor
examined my ear she said that I had an ear infection. She
proceeded to write me a prescription for antibiotic
eardrops. I told her about Karlsformula. I told her that I
was going to try Karlsformula first. As soon as I got home I
applied Karlsformula to only my left ear. After the
application my earache was gone. I applied it again in 4
hours and have had no problems since. I have never filled
the perscription and destroyed it.

This is the greatest thing in the world.

Thank you and God Bless You.

Rick Whitworth
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I had had a sore throat for 3 + weeks the day my K.F. arrived.  Upon
using it once, my sore throat was gone, also my low grade temp that I
had carried for 3 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!  So, I used it in my ears for 3
nights just to be sure I would remain healthy..............also, I
have had eczema for over 6 years, on my hands I rubbed K.F. onto the
broken and bleeding skin for 3-4 nights, and wow, wow, for the first
time in this 6 years, no more exzema!!!!!!

I also had a rash I couldn't clear up, and used the K.F. for 5
nights.........no more rash!!!!!!!!  Also, I have been brushing my
teeth every morning with K.F. and it feels just like I have been to
the dentist and had my teeth cleaned, plus no more bad breath, wow!!!
I sold a bottle to a dear senior citizen friend who had had a cold for
over a month, she used it once, and the next morning, no more
cold!!!!!!!! She had her daughter come over and use it, she also had a
cold.....and wow, cold gone in one day!!!!!!!!  I am really sold on
K.F.       Tomorrow I' m  getting a bottle to my 21 year old son, who
has had asthma, allergies, sinus problems since birth..........I am
hoping and praying it will help him!!!!!!!  Will let you know.
sincerely, and God bless............your northern Idaho friend, Ginny
----------------------------------------------
I am one of the original Karl's Formula Beta Testers.  I have used KF
since I got it last March 2006.  When I first signed up to test I
thought, "I wonder if this will really work."  I was a little
skeptical.  I have used homeopathic medications in the past and they
worked great, so I thought why not give this a try.

This past Fall when cleaning up around our wild Locust tree I
accidently got pricked by one of the long stickers that had fallen on
the ground with a piece of branch.  These stickers can be almost 4 to
5 inches long.  If a person doesn't take care of it right away it can
cause some serious infection, because they can be poisonious.  I ran
inside and cleaned the wound and then put KF on the wound rubbing it
in.  I did that several times and it healed nicely without causing any
problem.

I started using KF in my ears and didn't notice any change until I
started to get a cold and it stopped it right in it's "tracks".
Later on I started to get a sinus infection which I have had trouble
with off and on for several years.  I had never tried it in my nose,
but decided to give it a try.  I got my empty Nafrin bottle and then
opened the KF bottle and squeezed the Nafrin bottle and turned the KF
bottle upside down and sucked the KF into the empty bottle.  It has
worked great.  The first time I did it I thought, "What have I done?"
  It stung, but the stinging went away and WoW, the next day, no sinus
trouble....gone.

I got some itching on the bottom of my feet after showering after my
husband so I rubbed some KF on the bottom of my feet a couple times
and whatever was there it killed it.  No more itching or breaking out
of anything.

I have used KF for cuts I got while working in my flower garden and
around the yard.  The cuts healed without any redness or having to put
on any salve.

I had some breaking out of some old Strep poisening that was the same
as when I was a kid.  The doc didn't want to admit it so I just took
KF and rubbed it on the pustles and they dried up and went away.  When
I was younger mom would take me to the doc and they would open the
pustles and put a salve of pennicillin on it and wrap it up.  I used
to be able to get it off the drug store shelf, but cannot anymore, so
I am thankful for KF.  Just to inform how I got it is by working in
the dirt in my garden.  Strep is already there in the dirt and
evidently I somehow have a weakness to catching it if I don't be
careful.  I wear garden gloves more now that I ever used to.  We also
have a septic system which puts things into our dirt in our back yard,
because we are in the county.

I used KF in my mouth when I had cold sores inside my mouth which
healed them up and also the cold sores I got on my lips it dried them
up faster than the topical medications in the drug store.

I used some KF on my 89 year old mother's really bad cold sore which I
think she had for 2 days and the next day it was scabbed over and
started healing.  Worked faster than anything else I've  tried.

My niece was visiting and she had some kind of a cut on her hand and I
asked her if I could put some KF on the cut and I did and she was
amazed how it healed the cut up right away after using KF.

KF may not be the answer to everything, but it is quit amazing,
wonderful and helpful.  I have been the healthiest this winter 2006 -
2007 that I have been for many winters.

Thanks again Jon and all who have helped him with the development of
Karl's Formula.

Forever thankful, Ellen McCulloch
--------------------------------------------
One cannot buy Karl's Formula from us.  All is handled by national
distribution centers.  Our Critters Need Help foundation receives a
royalty on each sale.  www.crittersneedhelp.org currently donates
thousands of dollars to animal shelters.

Millions of our furry friends will be saved from the gallows.  Also,
www.thecarouselranch.org will participate.

It will become a showplace where people can bring their kids every
Saturday from 1-4PM.  The kids will delight in playing with the
miniature horses and fishing in a large pond.  All supervised by
volunteer adults.  We will also host birthday parties.... all 100%
free.  All the parents must do is bring the "fixins".

In time, Karl's Formula will change the world of health through the
application of Quantum Energy to the product, which is applied in the
ears.

Stay well and have a wonderful day,

Jon...I must give long lasting satisfaction for I am seldom invited back.

PS: Yahoo had a glitch and sent several copies of another newsletter I
publish.  I hope they fixed the problem.

#262 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:10 pm
Subject: Another OOPS (sigh)
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I apologize for not checking out the cell phone information.  Several
have mentioned my negligence.

Emergency 112 only works in some areas.

The second one, about the car keys being locked in car.  This does not
work because cell phones and remote car locks are on different
frequencies.  (my brother in law works for cell phone co. tower stuff
and tried it)

www.Snopes.com says that 3370#  will not activate your cell battery to
recharge, as there is no spare charge or battery reserve.

The 800FREE411 is real.  I used that recently when my sister's area
code in Norfolk VA had been changed.

Jon.......two more demerits

#261 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:02 pm
Subject: Cell Phone Magic + The 21st century miracle + Horses, horses & horses
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A subscriber sent this and I think all cell phone users should know.

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO.
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool
for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

FIRST
Subject: Emergency

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.   If you find
yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is
an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network
to establish The emergency number for you, and interestingly this
number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND
Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car?  Does your car have
remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to
own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys
are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell
phone.  Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have
the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the
mobile phone on their end.

Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to
you.  Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and
if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you
can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car
over a cell phone!"

THIRD
Subject: Hidden Battery Power  Imagine your cell battery is very low.
To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this
reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This
reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

FOURTH
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?  To check your Mobile phone's
serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A
15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your
handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get
stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code.
They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief
changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that
whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.  If everybody does this,
there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

FIFTH
Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411
information calls when they don't have to.

Most of us do not carry a telephone directory in our vehicle, which
makes this situation even more of a problem. When you need to use the
411 information option, simply dial: (800) FREE 411, or (800) 373-3411
without incurring any charge at all. Program this into your cell phone
now.
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MORE MIRACLES FROM KARLS FORMULA

There is no doubt that the formula will stop a cold or flu overnight
if applied to the esrs at the first symptoms....for most people.

Every day I receive reports of totally unrelated miracles with skin
problems and chronic upper respiratory maladies.

A free sample, in a 2ml pouch, awaits you just for the asking.  Visit:

www.mysteriousenergy.com
===========================================
THE CAROUSEL RANCH NOW HAS HORSES

Six adorable miniatures will be delivered today.  They stand about
30-35" tall.  One mare is in foal so in about 10 1/2 months we will
have a new one.  I will soon publish pictures.  I can imagine the
jubilation on a small child's face when they are put astride one of
the little critters.  We will delight in having kid's birthday parties
on the ranch.....all for free.

Being frequently surrounded with children's laughter will ameliorate
the chronic loneliness of being so alone.

When I was married to Raiza I told others we were horse people - she a
horse lover and I a horses @$$.

Cheers,

Jon.....If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
that cats and dogs I have known will goes to heaven, and very, very
few persons.

PS: DO NOT reply to this email.  Make comments to me at:

info@...

#260 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:26 am
Subject: Yahoo fixed their problem
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I am so glad that Yahoo fixed the problem.

Now it works perfectly as it has for ten years I have been writing
newsletters.

No need to subscribe to the new list as we will stay here.

Jon

#258 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:13 am
Subject: The Carousel Ranch + CATS-CATS-CATS
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Meow my friends,

I have opened a discussion group devoted to all of us cats, pooches,
etc..

I won't risk being labeled a racist so tales of the lower life forms
(dogs & lawyers) will be acceptable.  Also ponies, goats, any pet.

Feel free to post stories about your furry little friends... along
with a photo if you wish.

To subscribe for free click this mailto:
mailto:gramalkyn-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

If not a link send blank email to:
gramalkyn-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

My campaign headquarters is here:
www.presidentcat.com
=============================
THE CAROUSEL RANCH WILL BECOME A REALITY.

As many of you know I bought a 123 acre ranch in Arkansas.  I planned
to care for disadvantaged children.  They would be instructed on how
to become a success.  The boys and girls would have seperate quarters
and NO fraternization would be permitted unless supervised.  It was a
dream to come through... until I tried to deal with the buereurocracy.
  Even though the State would provide $300.00 per month/child, I
refused any money.  When I realized the mountains of paperwork
required I, abandoned the idea.

Now my dream WILL be realized.  I am forclosing on 30 acres, with an 8
acre clear lake, stables and a 3br-2ba manufactured home.  I have ads
coming out wanting to buy some miniature horses.

It will become Old McDonald's Farm where locals will be invited to
bring their kids for a few hours of fun, fishing & playing with all
the animals.  All will be totally free.  Hopefully I will
surreptitiously teach the great benefits of speaking proper English.
A local REAL cowboy will show the kids some fancy roping and riding.
Maybe once/month we will have an evening session.....sit around the
campfire & perhaps tell some tall tales.  The kids will be supervised
by volunteers.

We will take unwanted  horses, many of which would otherwised be sold
for slaughter.  Of course, cats & kittens will be very welcome.  I
chiseled a local Vet. to neuter for peanuts.  A local ferrier will
care for the horses.

The Karl's Formula Charitable Trust will NEVER solicit donations.  I
have no use for millions more.  Karl's formula will make a fortune,
all net will be donated to animal shelters.  If you haven't requested
a free sample, you must be a masochist for it works like nothing else.
  Send an email to:
mailto:formula@...
Make the Subject sample

Having come so close to death, due to malpractice, last year my
priorities changed.  Every day is precious.  Now is the time to get my
weary old @$$ in gear.

Purringly yours,

Jon & Gramalkyn....your next President

PS: I tried to send this via Yahoo but it never was sent although the
message is there????

#257 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Fri Mar 9, 2007 11:01 am
Subject: Gramalkyn For President
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Meow my friends,

I have opened a discussion group devoted to all of us cats, pooches,
etc..

I won't risk being labeled a racist so tales of the lower life forms
(dogs) wll be acceptable.

Feel free to post stories about your furry little friend... along
with a photo if you wish.

To subscribe for free click this mailto:
gramalkyn-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

If not a link send blank email to:
gramalkyn-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

My campaign headquarters is here:
www.presidentcat.com

Purringly yours,

Gramalkyn....your next President

#256 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Mon Mar 5, 2007 11:59 am
Subject: I feel like the cat who ate the canary.
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If you checked my free stock market page at:
www.stocksmovingup.com you know that last Monday, the day before the
plunge began, I said I was selling everything.  And, the worst is yet
to come I fear.
======================================
I have previously mentioned Karls Formula.  It is now available in
Pillow Paks (like mustard at McDonalds). MSRP $1.95.  One can get a
free ample by sending an email to:

formula@...  make the Subject "Sample"

This just arrived:

Hi Dr. Jon. By the way.  I had had a sore throat for 3 + weeks the
day my K.F. arrived......upon using it once, my sore throat was gone,
also my low grade temp that I had carried for 3 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I used it in my ears for 3 nights just to be sure I would remain
healthy ..............also, I have had exzema for over 6 years, on my
hands I rubbed K.F. onto the broken and bleeding skin for 3-4 nights,
and wow, wow, for the first time in this 6 years, no more
exzema!!!!!!

I also had a rash I couldn't clear up, and used the K.F. for 5
nights.........no more rash!!!!!!!!  Also, I have been brushing my
teeth every morning with K.F. and it feels just like I have been to
the dentist and had my teeth cleaned, plus no more bad breath, wow!!!

I sold a bottle to a dear senior citizen friend who had had a cold
for over a month, she used it once, and the next morning, no more
cold!!!!!!!! She had her daughter come over and use it, she also had
a cold.....and wow, cold gone in one day!!!!!!!!  I am really sold on
K.F.       Tommorrow I' m  getting  a bottle to my 21 year old son,
who has had asthma, allergies, sinus problems since
birth  ..........I am hoping and praying it will help him!!!!!!!
Will let you know. sincerely, and God bless............your northern
Idaho friend, Ginny Sturgill
=============================================
While we only claim it may fix your cold/flu overnight, people are
clsiming all kinds of miracles.  We believe the ENERGY appled to it
works the magic.  To read the story of the development go here:

www.mysteriousenergy.com

Jon....If a man says something in the woods and there are no women
there, is he still wrong?

#255 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:52 pm
Subject: Investing to win.
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For years I have boasted about my expertise in the stock market.

If you have investment capital and interest, please subscribe to my
free newsletter by sending a blank email to:

dividendincome-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

I should charge big bucks for it but it is FREE as I have no use for
the money.  My only request is; if you find my advice useful then
donate a few quid to your local animal shelter.

Here is a letter I just sent to the subscribers.
========================================
I have improved my option writing software.

I have averaged over 25% annualized returns buying the stock and
selling an option to a speculator.

For an explanation of covered option writing do a search on google.com

I enjoy tracking the value of my portfolio so I wrote software which
tracks it every day and shows the % annualized return.

If you want either one send a email to me at:

formula@...

Make the Subject Option or Tracking or "Both"
I will reply with the software attached.
One is op.exe and the other is bal.exe

Both are FREEWARE so share them with all your friends (both of them).

Recently I mentioned Delta Airlines.  An awful earnings report came
out Thursday and people panicked on Friday.  I violated one of my
rules (never add to a losing position) and bought more at .60, like
buying straw hats in January so to speak.  If it falls to .48 I am
gone....licking my wounds.

UPBS just keeps going up almost every day.  Recommended a couple of
months ago around a buck it is now 1.92.

I hope you bought some HYF yielding monthly dividends of almost 10%.
Risen from 4.90 to 5.12.

I am taking some very fat profits on the Chinese stocks I recommended
in April 2006.  See www.stocksmovingup.com

The Canadian Oil & Gas trusts have turned around.  I think PDS, HTE
and AAV are bargains.  See them higher in time while paying dividends
of 10-20%.

I have said this before.....the ubiquitous SPAM we all get daily,
hyping penny stocks, are losers.  I have tracked 50 for six months.
All had an initial spike up due to suckers buying.  All but 2 are down
an average of over 50%!

If you want gold plated, AA returns of 7% buy Bank of America
preferred stock (BACpW) at $25.33.

Our government says inflation is low.  The gnomes of Zurich
disagree... witness gold going higher.

If you haven't ordered your free sample of Karl's Formula do so now.
It seems to stop a cold/flu overnight.
www.mysteriousenergy.com

So much for masterminding today,

Jon....I do not always win, but those who bet against me are sleeping
in the street.

#254 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:55 am
Subject: The prescription which saved my life + some venting.
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THE FORMULA WHICH SAVED MY LIFE?

At my lowest point in the hospital in Salt Lake City I was down to 112
pounds from 160.....the Doc said I had maybe a 10% chance of survival
because the bugs were not affected by the many anti-biotics they
administered.  Death could happen any day. I had reached the point
where I almost wanted to die!  I was despondent.  I could no longer
see the glass as half full because it seemed so empty empty.

My daughter, Cindy, asked Hugo Rodier, M.D., a medical heretic,  to
enter the case.  He proscribed a combination of natural stuff which
even included krill, the tiny creatures whales feed upon.  There was
nothing on the market even close to the ingredients.  She had to buy
four different products costing about $150.00 for a two week supply.
It tasted awful.  Luckily, Cindy has a Ph.D. in "Nagging".  After
tasting it I told her it was a close call whether to take it or die.
The aggravating wench would stay in my room, glaring at me, until I
downed the stuff.  I think the only reason I drank it was to get rid
of her.

I am not one to believe in miracles.... thought they were trying to
give me some hope with this concoction . . . but the day after taking
the stuff my outlook had changed dramatically.  When Cindy arrived I
told her that I was getting well!  Over the next month I got off all
the drugs and had gained back to 130 pounds when I flew home . . .
then promptly fell broke my @#$% hip! I remember thinking, "With my
luck, if they sawed a woman in half, I'd get the half that eats!"

There is no way to know if this saved my life.  Thousands of you were
praying for me.  Divine intervention?  Perhaps, but it seems a
remarkable coincidence that God decided to rescue me the same day I
began the formula.  Whatever, I am recovering well and soon will
return to my arrogant, condescending, insensitive, elitist @$$hole ways.

Soon, www.ourhealthcoop.com will introduce Dr. Rodier's formula.
Cindy claims to have kept the formula affordable and intact, while
making it palatable.

Dr. Rodier believes that almost all health problems can be cured
naturally.  BTW, he does not sell anything but his time.
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PAY YOUR TAXES....26 MILLION ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS DEPEND ON YOU!

When will this insanity end?  Billions more squandered in IRAQ, along
with who knows how many American soldiers, trying to enforce their
laws and we allocate chump change to securing our borders and
enforcing OUR LAWS!

Clinton and Obama, as well as the republican pretenders....ad nauseum
haven't the courage to remedy this for fear of losing the Latin vote.

Building a fence would help, but they will tunnel under it.  I wonder
how many would deliberately break our law if it were a hanging
offense???  Not that I would suggest such a Draconian remedy but there
must be some severe accountability for them rather that welcoming them
with free schools, hospitalization and food stamps.

It appears that we will negotiate with the terrorist regimes until a
few million Americans go up in nuclear smoke.  I wouldn't live in any
high density city if they paid me.  God forbid we stop it immediately
by showing the lunatics one mushroom cloud.

They delighted in 9/11.  Would they hesitate to nuke NYC?

While I am venting:
According to figures released today, every man, woman and child is now
in debt for $2,666.60 to pay off our debt.  Our dollar has weakened
which is good for GM and Ford because imports have risen in price.
===========================================

Thank you for bearing with me.  I feel better having vented with my
family.

Doesn't anyone want to exploit my fatal weakness for pleasure??????
Life is exciting, albeit lonely.  If you are in the area feel free to
stop by for a brief chat...call first.  Ladies must promise not to be
constantly whining for sex (What's that?).... an occasional whimper
may be acceptable.  803-713-1343  Best time to call is between 5PM and
10PM EST.  I haven't time during the day except on weekends.  Even if
you can't visit but are lonely, gimme a call. I will limit the calls
to ten minutes.  If the call costs you, I will call you back on my
dime or email me at:
formula@... Make the Subject "ImLonesomeToo".  Include your
location, phone # and the best time to call.

Jon....Ah ain't no Sigmund but I listen pretty good....for a Vulcan.

#253 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:55 am
Subject: Seniors Listen Up!!!!
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The news on the Aisan Flu/Bird Flu is disquieting..... especially for
us seniors.  Many people, who beta tested Karl's Formula, have asked
if it will be as effective against the Bird Flu, etc, because it
works for most against the common flu.

I have no idea if it works against the new flu and hope I never find
out.

If you haven't registered for your free sample (no strings attached),
especially if you are an old walrus like me, do so by going to:

www.mysteriousenergy.com  (available in 2-3 weeks)

Four million people die every year from respiratory diseases such as
viral influenza. For elderly people in particular, an infection can
be dangerous. What is more, the flu vaccine is not as effective with
this risk group as it is with younger people.

The reason for this is that with age the fire power of the immune
system is reduced. Why this is the case is largely unknown. An
international EU project led by the University of Bonn is now
starting which aims at shedding light on this. Among other things,
the researchers want to get a step closer to solving this riddle by
examining tens of thousands of blood samples. The objective is also
to develop new medicines which largely inactivate the viruses and
enable the immune system to deal with the small amount of residual
viruses.

Spanish flu took the lives of at least 25 million people between 1918
and 1920. But the disease was not only exceptional because of its
extreme virulence. The patho-gen, the influenza virus subtype A/H1N1,
homed in on women and men in the prime of their lives. 'Normally
respiratory diseases are dangerous for children and the over-60s,'
the project coordinator Dr. Oliver Schildgen explains. 'What's more,
in the case of the elderly the flu vaccine unfortunately only
prevents the disease in six out of ten cases.' By contrast, with
young adults, the success rate is as high as 90 per cent.

The reason for this is that the effectiveness of the immune system
decreases with age. An international research consortium now wants to
find out why this is the case. Roughly 1.8 million euros will be
provided by the EU for this in the next three years. With other
diseases it has already been proven that the older body can no longer
produce a sufficient amount of effective antibodies. 'We want to know
in particular whether this is the case with infectious diseases where
the viruses were discovered recently,' Oliver Schildgen says.

If the immune system begins to flag with age, this could also be due
to a long-forgotten infection. A suspected culprit is the virus
causing Pfeiffer's glandular fever, for example. Due to the age group
that is mainly affected and a possible path of infection, this
disease is also known as 'Students' Kissing Fever'. After the
symptoms have disappeared, the pathogen, the Epstein-Barr virus,
remains in the body for life and could permanently weaken the body's
immune system with increasing age.
====================================

Gotta get my nose back to the grinding stone,

Jon.....aging, like poverty sucks (if it don't hurt, it don't work!),
but remember, every cloud has a silver lining; providing a wonderful
advantage.....we get a senior drink at Burger King for 25 cents...
YIPPEE.

#252 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:44 pm
Subject: DANGEROUS SUPPLEMENTS YOU MAY BE TAKING---PROOF!
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Occasionally I have recommended
www.ourhealthcoop.com
for quality nutritional supplements at very low prices.  I do so
because they are the only firm I know of which publishes the
independent laboratory analysis of their products.  I have no
financial or fiduciary interest in this company.  My two kids are
stockholders.  I asked them to handle www.karlsformula.com . . . they
refused for there is no acceptable scientific evidence that it stops a
cold/flu overhight even though the 600+ beta testers think it is a
miracle.

Others do not publish these reports....many for good reason... they
would be exposed as frauds.  The industry has little regulation which
is fertile ground for scamsters.

ARE YOU REALLY GETTING WHAT YOU PAY FOR?
IS THE SUPPLEMENT YOU NOW TAKE DANGEROUS?

Absent an independent laboratory analysis, you could spend about
$1,000.00 to have a lab test made.

===========================================
Harmful vitamins?

Jan. 19: Tod Cooperman of www.ConsumerLab.com talks with TODAY host
Matt Lauer about his company's report, which finds that some vitamins
may actually be hazardous to your health.

If you're banking on a daily vitamin to make up for any deficiencies
in your diet, you may be getting a whole lot more — or less — than you
bargained for.

Of 21 brands of multivitamins on the market in the United States and
Canada selected by ConsumerLab.com and tested by independent
laboratories, less than 50% met the stated claims on their labels or
satisfied other quality standards.

Most worrisome, according to ConsumerLab.com president Dr. Tod
Cooperman, is that one product, The Vitamin Shoppe Multivitamins
Especially for Women, was contaminated with lead.

"I was definitely shocked by the amount of lead in [this] woman's
product," he said. "We've never seen that much lead in a multivitamin
before."

Other products contained more or less of a particular vitamin than
listed on the label. And some did not dissolve in the correct amount
of time, meaning they could potentially pass through the body without
being fully absorbed.

ConsumerLab.com is a Westchester, N.Y.-based company that
independently evaluates hundreds of health and nutrition products and
periodically publishes reviews. In the new report, released to
MSNBC.com, the company purchased a selection of the popular
multivitamins on the market as well as some smaller brands and sent
them, without labels, to two independent laboratories to be tested.

"I think this confirms the advice often given: You're safer choosing a
well-known brand sold by some company or store that you have
confidence in," Schardt said. "There are no guarantees but that's your
best bet."

— Buying from large, trusted retailers, not unknown sellers on the
Internet.
— Not spending a fortune on vitamins. Pricey products touting all
sorts of "extras" aren't necessary and may be trouble.

In the report, tests showed that The Vitamin Shoppe women's product
contained 15.3 micrograms of lead per daily serving of two tablets.

THIS AMOUNT OF LEAD IS MORE THAN 10 TIMES the amount permitted without
a warning in California, the only state that regulates lead in
supplements, Cooperman said. On average, most American adults are
exposed to about 3 micrograms of lead through food, wine and other
sources, he said, and while 15.3 micrograms of lead per day may not be
immediately toxic, the mineral is stored in the body and could build
up to dangerous levels with time.

"I would be concerned about a woman taking a multivitamin that
contains 15.3 micrograms of lead per daily serving," said Judy Simon,
a dietitian at the University of Washington Medical Center in Seattle.
Among other effects, she said, lead can contribute to high blood
pressure.

The same product also contained just 54 percent of the 200 milligrams
of calcium stated on the label.

The analysis also showed that Hero Nutritionals Yummi Bears, a
multivitamin for children, had 216 percent of the labeled amount of
vitamin A in the retinol form, delivering 5,400 International Units
(IU) in a daily serving. That's substantially more than the upper
tolerable level set by the Institute of Medicine of 2,000 IU for kids
ages 1 to 3 and 3,000 IU for those 4 to 8.

Because too much vitamin A can cause bone weakening and liver
abnormalities, the Yummi Bears "could be potentially doing more harm
than good," Cooperman said. "Vitamin A is one of those vitamins where
you really don't want to get too much."

Schardt said the lead and vitamin A findings are worrisome because
vitamins are generally taken every day, potentially building up to
toxic levels and leading to problems down the line. In particular, he
noted, women with high levels of lead in their bodies who become
pregnant could pass on problems to a fetus.

Hero Nutritionals did not respond to calls seeking comment.

Steve Mister, president and CEO of the Council for Responsible
Nutrition, a trade group in Washington, D.C., that represents
supplement manufacturers, said that if the findings on lead and
vitamin A are, in fact, accurate, "that is not acceptable for the
industry."

Hero Nutritionals Yummi Bears, a multivitamin for children, had 216
percent of the labeled amount of vitamin A.

The ConsumerLab.com report also found that some vitamins didn't break
apart within the 30-minute standard set by the United States
Pharmacopeia. Nature's Plus Especially Yours for women required more
than an hour to disintegrate, while AARP Maturity Formula took 50 minutes.

These products "could potentially go through your body without
releasing all the nutrients," Cooperman said.

ConsumerLab.com selected more than 20 brands of multivitamins to be
tested by independent laboratories. Here's a partial list of how some
of them fared:

— The Vitamin Shoppe Multivitamins Especially for women: Contaminated
with lead
— Hero Nutritionals Yummi Bears: Had twice the labeled amount of vitamin A
— Nature's Plus Especially Yours for Women: Took twice as long as
allowed to disintegrate
— AARP Maturity Formula: Took nearly twice as long as allowed to
disintegrate
— Eniva VIBE: Had only 54 percent of claimed vitamin A
— Pet-Tabs Complete Daily Vitamin-Mineral Supplement for Dogs:
Contained lead


In other findings, Eniva VIBE, a multivitamin liquid sold in packets,
had only 54 percent of the claimed vitamin A.

ConsumerLab.com also tested a vitamin marketed for dogs called
Pet-Tabs Complete Daily Vitamin-Mineral Supplement for Dogs and found
the product was contaminated with 1.4 micrograms of lead per tablet.
=================================================

Even some big name supplements are dangerous and/or outright frauds.
If the rich, well known companys, cheat, how would the "el cheapo"
stuff stack up?  Go figure.

Jon....Why do you keep retaliating against my unprovoked attacks?

#251 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:20 am
Subject: An offer you cannot refuse?
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In 2005 I told my subscribers about a great long distance service
using Sprints optical network but not at Sprint prices.  All calls
are crystal clear, as good or better than MaBell.

2.7 cents/minute for all calls in the USA.  3.9 to Canada and about
4.9 to Europe, Mexico and others.

In addition, a portion of your shamelessly low phone bill is donated
to animal shelters with no strings attached.

Go here for details.

www.preventionforever.com/phone.htm
===============================================
KARL'S FORMULA TO TRY OUT

If you ever have a cold or the flu you gotta try this.  Over 600 beta
testers think it is a miracle overnight cure.

Within 60 days it will be producted in tiny ampules.  For the price
of a cup of coffee you may banish your next cold/flu overnight.  If
you are too !@#$ing cheap to spend a buck or so to help yourself,
I'll give it to you for free

Go here to read of the development of what will become a household
word within the year.

www.mysteriousenergy.com

BTW.....what don't you tell your friends, if you have any, about this
totally awesome-free newsletter.  Even we are the #1 alternative
medicine newsletter on Yahoo, a few thousand more would be nice.
Actually, there is method in my madness.....I want a larfer audience
to promore my cat's run for President in 2008.  If you haven't
visited "His Furriness" please do so.

www.presidentcat.com

Jon.....If you think everyone hates you, you are being ridiculous -
everyone hasn't met you yet.

#250 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:03 pm
Subject: You Can Achieve Happiness With This.....&......it is my gift to you.
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I don't know why I haven't shared this with you years ago.  I
couldn't live happily without it.

It solves a chronic problem which plagues all of us.

Originally written in 1985 by my cat and me, it is priceless.

How many times have you thought, "OH RATS!  What was that guy's name
or phone number?"  We solved that problem 27 years ago.

In the past you spoke with Charlie Brown.  Now you need to contact
Charlie but don't remember his phone number.  You DO REMEMBER that
you spoke of "FISHING".  You made notes on a scrap of paper.  It is
well documented that, when left alone, these scraps tend to vanish.
Current scientific thinking is that those black holes in outer space
are actually billions of our notes all huddled together.

OH RATS to the rescue.  You placed an OH RATS icon on your desktop.
Click it and enter FISHING or even ISHIN or any part of a word you
remember which elicited your interest in contacting Charlie.

POOF!  In the blink of an eye you are presented with all records
containing the sequence of letters/numbers you entered.

OH RATS was written so anyone with the brains of a salamander could
easily use it.  It uses ZERO memory except when operating.  It even
runs fine on the original PC with 128k of RAM.

Sure, I could make some serious lettuce by selling OH RATS but,
considering you subscribers are careful with cash (CHEAPSKATES) I'm
gonna give it to you for FREE.  It is SHAREWARE so you can freely
give it to your friends (both of them) with no strings attached.

I use OH RATS every day to find someone.  It solves the problem of
your poor memory......like Joe, who went to the DOC.

"Doc, you gotta help me.  From minute to minute I can't remember what
happened."

The Doc replied, "How long has this been going on?"

Joe replied, "How long has what been going on?"

To insure your happiness and banish frustration go to:

www.preventionforever.com/catalt.htm

Downloading takes about 20 seconds.

The link is on the left near the top.  OH RATS may even improve your
sex life although it hasn't done anything in that area for me.  Been
so long since I've had sex I can't remember who gets tied up!  Any
volunteers????? (heh, heh)

Jon....As long as I have you I can endure all the troubles you
inevitably bring.

#249 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:49 am
Subject: Cancer & Tea
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In Oriental medicine tea has been used for thousands of years for the
medicinal effect.  Some of the more exotic teas sell for $10,000/oz.

Researchers have found one unique tea which has a very special
property for dealing with cancer.  Green tea is not cheap like black
tea but is a worthwhile preventative and perhaps a cure.  I didn't
care for the taste so began researching Green tea extracts.

There are hundreds shown on a google search.  The key is the
percentage of polyphenols and EGCG.  When you buy be SURE the extract
has 95% polyphenols and 50% EGCG.

Many super cheap products don't even mention the percentages.  If
not, you are wasting your money.  The products which listed the
percentages ranged from $10.00 to $35.00 for 90 caps.

Of course, due to no regulation of the industry, the marketing people
may be lieing.... as they frequently do.

The active constituents in green tea are polyphenols, with an
antioxidant called epigallocatechin-3-gallate (EGCG) being the most
powerful. The antioxidant activity of EGCG is about 25-100 times more
potent than vitamins C and E.  One cup of green tea may provide 10-40
mg of polyphenols and has antioxidant effects that are greater than a
serving of broccoli, spinach, carrots, or strawberries.

The EGCG has a molocule which attaches itself to cancer cells and
prevents their expansion.  It does NOT kill the cancer cells, but
stopping them is almost as beneficial.  Considering there is NO RISK
it makes sense to buy a little insurance.

Here is a study combining other cheap nutritionals with green tea which prevents
metastisis (spreading throughout the body).

http://www.primenewswire.com/newsroom/news.html?d=111816

In the past I have occasionally recommended a company in which I have
ZERO fiduciary interest.  I do not sell nutritionals.  While
researching on Google I found that www.ourhealthcoop.com has 90-400mg
veg caps for under $10.00.  Many of you currently do business with
them; not so much for the best prices but that you know you are
getting exactly what is represented for they publish the independent
laboratory reports of their products.  I know of no other company who
does so......most because they wouldn't dare as they would be exposed
as frauds!

In any case, do the research yourself.  If a reliable company has a
better deal tell me and I will publish it.  If you like the taste
just buy the tea and brew it yourself.

Jon....I have no prejudices: All my irrational hatreds are based on
reliable evidence!

#248 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:49 am
Subject: 350 billion squandered. Now Bush wants 60+ billion more!
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In the ten years I have published this letter I have never commented
on politics but I am totally fed up.

Can you imagine what $400,000,000,000 would do invested in alternate,
clean energy?  Or maybe pay our teachers better?  That is the tab, so
far, trying to help people who hate us and each other.

I've been a conservative all my life but to hell with Bush and his
syncophants.  I doubt the democrats will solve much of anything so I
am voting for my cat, Gramalkyn.

www.presidentcat.com

He won't negotiate with people who have clearly stated, "Become a
Muslim or die!"  Why won't we believe them?

We act line one confronted with a man with a knife who is dedicated
to killing him.  Playing by the "Marquis of Queensbury" rules (the
fight must be fair) he defends with a knife...... with a 38 on his
hip!  Our adversary is not afraid to die for he will instantly go to
paradise with 73 virgins to cater to him.  He, and his cohorts view
our overwhelming nuclear force as a "Paper Tiger".

It is obvious that Iran is the primary support of the terrorists.
Gramalkyn would immediately nuke Iran's nuclear facilities.  If they
refused to stop supporting the bad guys, he would turn Tehran into a
parking lot.  Now, who would confront us for we have the power to
place the entire mideast into the stone age?

What will the "Peaceniks", who claim negotiation is the only
solution, say when a nuke goes off in NYC and slays a few million
Americans?  Truman didn't negotiate.  He acted and saved the lives of
millions of Americans and Japanese.

"Ok," says the cat, "so maybe oil prices go up and gas is
$5.00/gallon and KatFud is $5.00/box.... a small price to pay to
broadcast to all nations that supporting terrorism is a fatal
course.  Without support from oil-rich nations the terrorists cannot
survive."

If you think "His Furriness" is all wet, send your comments to:

gramalkyn@...

=======================================================
A HOT STOCK TIP FOR YOU????

I bought some ACTC for under $1.00/share.  They are involved in stem
cell research.  No place for butter 'n egg money but a good
speculation for a few quid.
=======================================================
KARL'S FORMULA AVAILABLE IN 10 DAYS

If you ever have a cold or flu you must try KF.  The results of a
beta test involving over 600 volunteers began last March are
astonishing.  Would you risk all of $14.95 to stop a cold in 12
hours?  If you are poverty stricken you will receive a bottle free.

See: www.mysteriousenergy.com

Profits go to: www.crittersneedhelp.org

except my salary of $1.00/year.
========================================================
If you haven't visited:

http://preventionforever.com/homerem.htm

you have missed many free home remedies which work for many ailments.
========================================================

Today I received a VHS of one of my favourite movies.  While watching
Julie Andrews in this joy-filled, romantic movie I wished I had
someone to share my triumps and disasters (sigh).  It ain't easy
finding a woman who will live up to my unrealistic expectations.

Jon.....lonely, like poverty, sucks!

#247 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:54 pm
Subject: Own stock in a company + get paid to read emails????
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I came across this which seems to be genuine.

Considering all is 100% free there is no risk.

http://www.taketheinternetback.com/index.php?refId=22885

Perhaps you can make a few clams....maybe a lot more.

Cheers,

Jon....always take your cat to a Vet. who is also a taxidermist.
Either way you get your cat back!

#246 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:34 am
Subject: The Bird Flu.....should we worry?
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It is 2:30 AM and I should be in bed (yawn).

Four hours ago I began reading scientific journals about the Bird Flu.

I have reprinted one from the U.K. here:

www.preventionforever.com

The link is in the upper right hand corner.

I think everyone should read it.

Jon.....to what do you attribute your total lack of appeal?

#245 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:50 am
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#244 From: "Dr. Jon" <drjoncat@...>
Date: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:50 am
Subject: More on Karls Formula
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After 9 months of beta testing the verdict is in.....Karls Formula
stops a cold/flu within 24 hours for over 90% of the people.

It will become a commercial product in early January 2007.  It will
provide the Home Based Business of a Lifetime for many and better
health for millions.

See www.mysteriousenergy.com

One can read the unedited reports from the beta testers.  Many claim
cures for many problems but we are skeptical.

The formula will retail for $14.95 so even poor people can afford it.

We have formed GroupKarl.  Subscriptions are free.

It will contain VITAL information for the affiliates and general
information for interested people.

If you ever have a cold, flu or upper respiratory problems please
subscribe by sending a blank email to:

groupkarl-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

You will receive an email from Yahoo.  You MUST simply hit Reply to
confirm your subscription.

The formula will be given free to those who honestly cannot afford
the modest price.

Thank you for your kind attention,

Jon
jthecatman@...

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