Thought this was kind of funny. Things were dead in here, so I
thought it might start some conversation, lol.

Dodie

DEAR ABBY: I am 55. I consider myself successful and happily married -
- not too many things seem wrong. My wife and I have been married 27
years and have three children.
I have a question for you. I found a behind-the-ear hearing aid in my
bed by the pillow. My wife and I don't need hearing aids. There are
only so many ways that it could have gotten there. Do you think I
should be concerned? -- BURNED UP IN BURNSVILLE, MINN.

DEAR BURNED UP: Unless the pest control man has a hearing problem,
you should consider this a red flag. You are certainly within your
rights to show your wife the evidence and ask her, "Who's been
sleeping in my bed? Goldilocks?"

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