Ima,
Great idea, would love to see more funnies here.
MTJB


--- Ima <yuzaha@...> wrote:

> Hi Friends,
>
> I'm a colitis patient and I think that we need to be more happy to
> forget all the pain.
>
> I'm tired of all the serious stuffs. Why not loosen up a bit? Have
> some fun! Enjoy reading…
>
> HUMOROUS QUOTES:
> "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for
> marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
> - Rita Rudner
>
> "You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's
> why I never take baths."
> - Steven Wright.
>
> "My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of
> course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
> - Eric Morecambe
>
> "Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'."
> - Joe Namath.
>
> "To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
> - Paul Ehrlich.
>
> "Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll
> believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to
> touch to be sure."
> - Jarger
>
>
> GREAT JOKES:
>
> A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf
> course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees
> a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops
> in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down
> in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and
> touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man
> then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
>
> Enjoyed it? Wants more??? I got it from
>
> www.funnyquotes.emmagalleria.com
>
> Great place for more funny quotes and incredible jokes.
>
> Have a nice day! Get well Soon !
>
> Regards,
> Emily Rose Lazar
>
>
>




____________________________________________________
Start your day with Yahoo! - make it your home page
http://www.yahoo.com/r/hs