Hi Friends,

I'm a colitis patient and I think that we need to be more happy to
forget all the pain.

I'm tired of all the serious stuffs. Why not loosen up a bit? Have
some fun! Enjoy reading…

HUMOROUS QUOTES:
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for
marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
- Rita Rudner

"You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's
why I never take baths."
- Steven Wright.

"My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of
course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
- Eric Morecambe

"Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'."
- Joe Namath.

"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
- Paul Ehrlich.

"Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll
believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to
touch to be sure."
- Jarger


GREAT JOKES:

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf
course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees
a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops
in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down
in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and
touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man
then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

Enjoyed it? Wants more??? I got it from

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Great place for more funny quotes and incredible jokes.

Have a nice day! Get well Soon !

Regards,
Emily Rose Lazar