A WEALTHY HOSPITAL BENEFACTOR WAS VISITING THE MYRTLE CREEK HOSPITAL
WHEN,
DURING HER TOUR, SHE PASSED A ROOM WHERE A MALE PATIENT WAS
MASTURBATING.
"OH MY GOD!" SCREAMED THE WOMAN. "THAT'S DISGRACEFUL! WHY IS HE DOING
THAT?"
THE DOCTOR THAT WAS LEADING THE TOUR EXPLAINED, "I AM VERY SORRY...BUT
THIS
MAN HAS A SERIOUS CONDITION WHERE THE TESTICLES RAPIDLY FILL WITH
SEMEN. IF
HE DOESN'T DO THAT FIVE TIMES A DAY, THEY'LL EXPLODE AND HE'LL DIE
WITHIN
MINUTES."
"OH, WELL IN THAT CASE, I GUESS IT'S OK," COMMENTED THE WOMAN.
IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM THEY COULD SEE THAT A FEMALE NURSE WAS PERFORMING
ORAL
SEX ON A DIFFERENT MALE PATIENT.
AGAIN THE WOMAN SCREAMED "OH MY GOD! HOW CAN THAT BE JUSTIFIED?"
THE DOCTOR REPLIED..."SAME ILLNESS, BETTER HEALTH PLAN."
If you want to live like a Republican,
you better vote Democratic. - Harry Truman
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