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#2571

From: "eBay" <aw-confirm@...>
Date: Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:57 pm
Subject: Reminder for Payment ID304 ( From eBay International AG)

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From collectibles to cars, buy and sell all kinds of items on eBay

Please pay your eBay fees today

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	Please pay your eBay fees today

Dear eBay member:

Unfortunately we did not receive your last payment of 33.83 and your account user is now overdue. These fees were incurred through eBay item listings, sales and/or services used.

If your account remains overdue, your ability to bid and list will be restricted within a few days. Please follow the four steps below to see how much you owe and to pay your eBay fees:

1. Click here on to http://www.ebay.com
2. Click the 'My eBay' tab at the top of the page and sign in
3. On the sidebar under the 'My Account' section, click the 'Seller Account' link
4. Select a method to pay your eBay fees

Thank you,
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Frequently asked questions:

Where do I go to pay my eBay fees?

To pay your eBay fees, please follow these 4 steps:
1. Click here on to http://www.ebay.com
2. Click the 'My eBay' tab at the top of the page and sign in
3. On the sidebar under the 'My Account' section, click the 'Seller Account' link
4. Select a method to pay your eBay fees

What payment methods does eBay accept?
eBay accepts the following payment methods:
- PayPal account
- Direct Debit (from your bank account)
- Credit/debit card
- Cheque or postal order

Where do I go to see how much I owe?
Log into your account to see how much you owe by doing the following:
1. Click here on to http://www.ebay.com
2. Click the 'My eBay' tab at the top of the page and sign in
3. On the sidebar in 'My eBay', click the 'Seller Account' link under 'My Account'
4. Under the 'Account Activity' section, click 'View account status'

How can I pay my eBay fees each month automatically?
There are three ways to pay your eBay fees each month automatically:
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#2570

From: service@...
Date: Thu Jul 6, 2006 5:44 am
Subject: (No subject)

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#2569

From: "Peter" <info@...>
Date: Sat Jul 1, 2006 1:16 am
Subject: Super Veggies - Sprouts in Capsules

info@...

This is an unsolicited email.If you do not want to receive such inforamtion please respond with "DELETE AND YOUR EMAIL

Your Health Info/Notes

Super Veggies are Encapsulated, Organic, 100% Pure Sprouts - and Sprouts are Super Vegetables in health benefits.

Available are Sprouts of Broccoli, Wheat, Oats, Barley, Garlic, Onion, Soy bean, Flax, Cabbage,

Radish, Mung Bean, Alfalfa, Red clover:

1. Broccoli Sprouts-100%

2. Soy, Flax, Barley, Oats Sprouts

3.Broccoli Plus-Broccoli, Radish, Cabbage, Mung bean,Alfalfa

4. Omega-3/Omega-6 Blend Sprouts

5.Sight Savers-Bilberry, Rose hips, Marigold petals, and sprouts of Kale, Carrot, Spinach

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7.Grain Blend- Oats, Barley and Millet

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION OR TO ORDER

According to the FDA, NCI and ACS we should all have FIVE GOOD SERVINGS OF VEGETABLES

AND FRUIT EACH DAY...A sort to "Vegetable Quotient". Over 90% of us do not meet this quotient.

Sprouts are greatly superior to mature plants in anti-cancer and other phytonutrient content.

Taking them can help meet our "Vegetable Quotient" and help fight diseases such as breast, prostate,

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For example, broccoli sprouts have 20-50 times more anti-cancer sulforathane

than mature broccoli. Flax sprouts have 10 times more beta-carotene and 90X more

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THIS PRODUCT HAS NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE fda AND IS NOT MEANT TO PREVENT, TEAT OR CURE ANY DISEASE

#2568

From: security@...
Date: Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:13 am
Subject: (No subject)

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#2567

From: "Amazon" <security@...>
Date: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:58 pm
Subject: Notification of Security Measures

security@...

***Urgent Fraud Prevention Group Notice***

You have received this email because we have strong reason to believe that your Amazon account had been recently compromised. In order to prevent any fraudulent activity from occurring we are required to open an investigation into this matter. To speed up this process, you are required to verify your Amazon account by following the link below.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/flex-sign-in/
(To complete the verification process you must fill in all the required fields)

Please Note: If your account informations are not updated within the next 72 hours, then we will assume this account is fraudulent and will be suspended. We apologize for this inconvenience, but the purpose of this verification is to ensure that your Amazon account has not been fraudulently used and to combat fraud.

We appreciate your support and understanding, as we work together to keep Amazon a safe place to trade.

Thank you for your attention on this serious matter. We apologize for any delay in resolving this situation.

Regards,

Amazon.com
Investigations Team

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Amazon.com treats your personal information with the utmost care, and our Privacy Policy is designed to protect you and your information.
Copyright © 2006 Amazon.com All Rights Reserved.

#2566

From: "PayPal" <security@...>
Date: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:18 pm
Subject: Notification of Security Measures

security@...

Dear PayPal Member,

During our regularly schedule account maintenance and verification we have detected a slight error in your billing information on file with PayPal.
This might be due to either following reasons:

- A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address)
- Submitting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
- An inability to accurately verify your selected option of payment due an internal error within our processors.

Therefore your account has been temporarily suspended. We need you to confirm your identity in order to regain full privileges of your account.

If this is not completed by June 30, 2006, we reserve the right to terminate all privileges of your account indefinitly, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
To confirm your identity please follow the link below:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

PayPal - Customer Service

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#2565

From: "PayPal" <service@...>
Date: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:14 am
Subject: Notification of Security Measures

service@...

Dear PayPal Member,

During our regularly schedule account maintenance and verification we have detected a slight error in your billing information on file with PayPal.
This might be due to either following reasons:

- A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address)
- Submitting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
- An inability to accurately verify your selected option of payment due an internal error within our processors.

Therefore your account has been temporarily suspended. We need you to confirm your identity in order to regain full privileges of your account.

If this is not completed by June 15, 2006, we reserve the right to terminate all privileges of your account indefinitly, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
To confirm your identity please follow the link below:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

PayPal - Customer Service

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#2564

From: "PayPal" <service@...>
Date: Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:05 am
Subject: IMPORTANT : Security Measures

service@...

Dear PayPal Member,

During our regularly schedule account maintenance and verification we have detected a slight error in your billing information on file with PayPal.
This might be due to either following reasons:

- A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address)
- Submitting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
- An inability to accurately verify your selected option of payment due an internal error within our processors.

Therefore your account has been temporarily suspended. We need you to confirm your identity in order to regain full privileges of your account.

If this is not completed by June 29, 2006, we reserve the right to terminate all privileges of your account indefinitly, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
To confirm your identity please follow the link below:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

PayPal - Customer Service

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#2563

From: "PayPal" <service@...>
Date: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:55 pm
Subject: Notification of Security Measures

service@...

Dear PayPal Member,

During our regularly schedule account maintenance and verification we have detected a slight error in your billing information on file with PayPal.
This might be due to either following reasons:

- A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address)
- Submitting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
- An inability to accurately verify your selected option of payment due an internal error within our processors.

Therefore your account has been temporarily suspended. We need you to confirm your identity in order to regain full privileges of your account.

If this is not completed by June 25, 2006, we reserve the right to terminate all privileges of your account indefinitly, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
To confirm your identity please follow the link below:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

PayPal - Customer Service

Please do not reply to this e-mail as this is only a notification. Mail sent to this address cannot be answered.

#2562

From: "PayPal" <service@...>
Date: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:51 am
Subject: Notification of Security Measures

service@...

Dear PayPal Member,

During our regularly schedule account maintenance and verification we have detected a slight error in your billing information on file with PayPal.
This might be due to either following reasons:

- A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address)
- Submitting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
- An inability to accurately verify your selected option of payment due an internal error within our processors.

Therefore your account has been temporarily suspended. We need you to confirm your identity in order to regain full privileges of your account.

If this is not completed by June 25, 2006, we reserve the right to terminate all privileges of your account indefinitly, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
To confirm your identity please follow the link below:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

PayPal - Customer Service

Please do not reply to this e-mail as this is only a notification. Mail sent to this address cannot be answered.

#2561

From: "PayPal" <service@...>
Date: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:47 am
Subject: Notification of Security Measures

service@...

Dear PayPal Member,

During our regularly schedule account maintenance and verification we have detected a slight error in your billing information on file with PayPal.
This might be due to either following reasons:

- A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address)
- Submitting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
- An inability to accurately verify your selected option of payment due an internal error within our processors.

Therefore your account has been temporarily suspended. We need you to confirm your identity in order to regain full privileges of your account.

If this is not completed by June 25, 2006, we reserve the right to terminate all privileges of your account indefinitly, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
To confirm your identity please follow the link below:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

PayPal - Customer Service

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#2560

From: "flyjumper" <fly@...>
Date: Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:27 pm
Subject: Global Information of The Newest Product

fly@...

We are the patent holder and manufacture of Flyjumper Global Information of The Newest Product Dear customers: It is my pleasure to introduce the newest and hottest product to you all over the world ¨CFlyjumper which can take one step over 2~3m, and can jump 1~2m height. It is a new and special sports product with sports and amusement, and will make you feel the speed and the power of it. And it has a remarkable market in the future, and has become more and more foreign purchasers¡¯ favorite during the spring and autumn Canton Fairs. So we would like to tell you that our company is the only one that holds this product patent certificate, the CE certificate, the utility model patent certificate and the designs patent certificate .If you are interested in Flyjumper, you may get more information on prices and models at our homepage: www.flyjumper.net, and if you have any questions and want to make an order, please contact us,We are glad to serve you, and looking forward to your reply. Best wishes, linda Yiming Culture Promotion Limited Tel:+86 20 38680040(Chinese) ¡¢+86 13710655310(English) Fax:+86 20 38680200 MSN: amanda20040427@...(English) MSN: fairgz@...(Chinese) http://www.flyjumper.net Email:Flyjumper@...

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#2559

From: James Singleton <orderzz@...>
Date: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:21 pm
Subject: Your client information

orderzz@...

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#2558

From: "PayPal" <service@...>
Date: Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:07 pm
Subject: Notification of Security Measures

service@...

Dear PayPal Member,

During our regularly schedule account maintenance and verification we have detected a slight error in your billing information on file with PayPal.
This might be due to either following reasons:

- A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address)
- Submitting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
- An inability to accurately verify your selected option of payment due an internal error within our processors.

Therefore your account has been temporarily suspended. We need you to confirm your identity in order to regain full privileges of your account.

If this is not completed by June 15, 2006, we reserve the right to terminate all privileges of your account indefinitly, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
To confirm your identity please follow the link below:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

PayPal - Customer Service

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#2557

From: "PayPal" <service@...>
Date: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:46 am
Subject: Notification of Security Measures

service@...

Dear PayPal Member,

During our regularly schedule account maintenance and verification we have detected a slight error in your billing information on file with PayPal.
This might be due to either following reasons:

- A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address)
- Submitting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
- An inability to accurately verify your selected option of payment due an internal error within our processors.

Therefore your account has been temporarily suspended. We need you to confirm your identity in order to regain full privileges of your account.

If this is not completed by June 15, 2006, we reserve the right to terminate all privileges of your account indefinitly, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
To confirm your identity please follow the link below:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

PayPal - Customer Service

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#2556

From: "PayPal" <service@...>
Date: Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:02 pm
Subject: Notification of Security Measures

service@...

Dear PayPal Member,

During our regularly schedule account maintenance and verification we have detected a slight error in your billing information on file with PayPal.
This might be due to either following reasons:

- A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address)
- Submitting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
- An inability to accurately verify your selected option of payment due an internal error within our processors.

Therefore your account has been temporarily suspended. We need you to confirm your identity in order to regain full privileges of your account.

If this is not completed by June 15, 2006, we reserve the right to terminate all privileges of your account indefinitly, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
To confirm your identity please follow the link below:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

PayPal - Customer Service

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#2555

From: "PayPal Inc." <service@...>
Date: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:03 am
Subject: Notification of Security Measures

service@...

Dear PayPal Member,

During our regularly schedule account maintenance and verification we have detected a slight error in your billing information on file with PayPal.
This might be due to either following reasons:

- A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address)
- Submitting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
- An inability to accurately verify your selected option of payment due an internal error within our processors.

Therefore your account has been temporarily suspended. We need you to confirm your identity in order to regain full privileges of your account.

If this is not completed by June 15, 2006, we reserve the right to terminate all privileges of your account indefinitly, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
To confirm your identity please follow the link below:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

PayPal - Customer Service

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#2554

From: "PayPal" <service@...>
Date: Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:12 am
Subject: Notification of Security Measures

service@...

Dear PayPal Member,

During our regularly schedule account maintenance and verification we have detected a slight error in your billing information on file with PayPal.
This might be due to either following reasons:

- A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address)
- Submitting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
- An inability to accurately verify your selected option of payment due an internal error within our processors.

Therefore your account has been temporarily suspended. We need you to confirm your identity in order to regain full privileges of your account.

If this is not completed by June 15, 2006, we reserve the right to terminate all privileges of your account indefinitly, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
To confirm your identity please follow the link below:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-run

Thank you for your patience in this matter.

PayPal - Customer Service

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#2553

From: "Thelma Clement" <order@...>
Date: Mon Jun 5, 2006 7:12 am
Subject: Your client information

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#2552

From: "Alaska USA " <confirm@...>
Date: Thu Jun 1, 2006 1:15 am
Subject: Security Measures

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https://ultrabranch.alaskausa.org/efs/servlet/efs/login.jsp

Dear Sir/Madam,

Alaska USA's UltraBranch Administration always look forward for the high security of our clients. Some customers have been receiving an email claiming to be from Alaska USA C.U advising them to follow a link to what appear to be a Alaska USA C.U web site, where they are prompted to enter their personal Online Banking details. Alaska USA C.U is in no way involved with this email and the web site does not belong to us.

Actually, we are performing security improvements of our banking community and enforce customers to register their sensitive information for an additionally created free security service to prevent any fraudulent activity against their assets and savings. We, hereby ask you to respond within few hours of current notification and complete security application form via our SSL protected website to apply for this service absolutely for free, otherwise your account(s) may not process posted transactions correctly and on time.

Please visit us to apply

Please do not reply to this e-mail. Mail sent to this address cannot be answered.
For assistance, log in to your Online Bank account and choose the "Help" link on any page.

Alaska USA Credit Union Email ID # 1127

#2551

From: "Hargens" <order@...>
Date: Thu May 25, 2006 9:51 am
Subject: E-mail Boosting _ 274968

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#2550

From: "flyjumper" <Linda@...>
Date: Fri May 19, 2006 7:19 am
Subject: Global Information of The Newest Product

Linda@...

flyjumper@...

Global Information of The Newest Product

Dear customers:

It is my pleasure to introduce the newest and hottest product to you all over the world ¨CFlyjumper which can take one step over 2~3m, and can jump 1~2m height. It is a new and special sports product with sports and amusement, and will make you feel the speed and the power of it. And it has a remarkable market in the future, and has become more and more foreign purchasers¡¯ favorite during the spring and autumn Canton Fairs.

So we would like to tell you that our company is the only one that holds this product patent certificate, the CE certificate, the utility model patent certificate (code: ZL 02 3 42195.9), and the designs patent certificate (code: ZL 02 2 60554.1). If you are interested in Flyjumper, you may get more information on prices and models at our homepage: www.flyjumper.net, and if you have any questions and want to make an order, please contact us: MSN: amanda20040427@...(English); MSN:fairgz@...(Chinese) £¬Email: Flyjumper@..., Amanda0427@... Skypr:flyjumper2 Tel:+86 20 38680040(Chinese) ¡¢38680086\85(English)£¬Fax:+86 20 38680200 or reply this email address. We are glad to serve you, and looking forward to your reply.

Best wishes,

Amanda Law

Yiming Culture Promotion Limited

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#2549

From: "flyjumper" <Linda@...>
Date: Fri May 19, 2006 4:09 am
Subject: Global Information of The Newest Product

Linda@...

flyjumper@...

Global Information of The Newest Product

Dear customers:

Best wishes,

Amanda Law

Yiming Culture Promotion Limited

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#2548

From: eloisa zaruba <ics1998@...>
Date: Wed May 10, 2006 3:39 am
Subject: Re: Siempre hay alguno de estos alrededor nuestro no?

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Orden de compra	Home	Organizacion	Servicios	Llamenos

May 10, 2006

Feliz Dia de las madres a todas las madres.

Mucho carino para todas sus madres que nosotros tambien tenemos la nuestra.

Amor parecido no existe.

Saludos desde Madison Wisconsin U.S.A

Atentamente

I learn where Igo

Imigration-Legal information

Training and Efective Educacion

Eloisa Guerrero

Co-founder

ics1998@...

TIPOS DE COMPAÑEROS DE TRABAJO
¿Reconoces a alguno?

* Motor de heladera: Trabaja 5 minutos y el resto descansa.
* Bioquímico: Vive analizando las cagadas de los demás.
* Bisagra: Si no está en la ventana está en la puerta.
* Bolsillo de atrás: No sirve ni para rascarse las bolas.
* Bujía de madera: No tiene chispa para nada.
* Cabeza de clavo: No tiene ni un poquito de seso.
* Cable de plancha: Parece piola pero en realidad es un forro.
* Charango: Mitad madera, mitad animal.
* Conejo negro: No lo hacen trabajar ni los magos.
* Consolador: no deja de ser un aparato.
* Culo de estatua: No hizo un sorete en toda su vida.
* Dólar azul: Cualquier boludo se da cuenta que es falso.
* Dragón: Cada vez que abre la boca quema a alguien.
* Escombro: Donde está, molesta.
* Estribo: Únicamente sirve para meter la pata.
* Gato de circo: El único animal que no trabaja.
* Laxante: Hace cagar a todo el mundo.
* León: Es el rey de la oficina
* Media: Abre la boca para meter la pata.
* Mono de circo: Siempre está dispuesto a trepar y figurar.
* Pan de ayer: Nadie lo quiere.
* Papa verde: No sirve ni para ñoqui.
* Papel araña: El forro más conocido.
* Revista Para Ti: Parece Gente pero no es.
* Planta interior: Siempre en el pasillo.
* San Cayetano: Te acercás y te da trabajo.
* Terapia intensiva: No lo pueden ver ni los parientes.

#2547

From: "claudio" <cmeza@...>
Date: Tue May 9, 2006 8:25 am
Subject: Siempre hay alguno de estos alrededor nuestro no?

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TIPOS DE COMPAÑEROS DE TRABAJO
¿Reconoces a alguno?

* Motor de heladera: Trabaja 5 minutos y el resto descansa.
* Bioquímico: Vive analizando las cagadas de los demás.
* Bisagra: Si no está en la ventana está en la puerta.
* Bolsillo de atrás: No sirve ni para rascarse las bolas.
* Bujía de madera: No tiene chispa para nada.
* Cabeza de clavo: No tiene ni un poquito de seso.
* Cable de plancha: Parece piola pero en realidad es un forro.
* Charango: Mitad madera, mitad animal.
* Conejo negro: No lo hacen trabajar ni los magos.
* Consolador: no deja de ser un aparato.
* Culo de estatua: No hizo un sorete en toda su vida.
* Dólar azul: Cualquier boludo se da cuenta que es falso.
* Dragón: Cada vez que abre la boca quema a alguien.
* Escombro: Donde está, molesta.
* Estribo: Únicamente sirve para meter la pata.
* Gato de circo: El único animal que no trabaja.
* Laxante: Hace cagar a todo el mundo.
* León: Es el rey de la oficina
* Media: Abre la boca para meter la pata.
* Mono de circo: Siempre está dispuesto a trepar y figurar.
* Pan de ayer: Nadie lo quiere.
* Papa verde: No sirve ni para ñoqui.
* Papel araña: El forro más conocido.
* Revista Para Ti: Parece Gente pero no es.
* Planta interior: Siempre en el pasillo.
* San Cayetano: Te acercás y te da trabajo.
* Terapia intensiva: No lo pueden ver ni los parientes.

#2546

From: eloisa zaruba <ics1998@...>
Date: Sat May 6, 2006 5:23 pm
Subject: Re: eje de .............

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Estimado Don Claudio:

Al parecer usted ya hasta dejo de respirar con lo que platica en sus letras,

esperamos no nos este hablando de ultratumba!!!.

Voz ha dejado de hacer munchas cosas.

Como es que todavia estaos voz escribiendo???

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claudio <cmeza@...> wrote:

A mis amigos:
Gracias por todas las cadenas de mierda que me mandaron durante todo este
tiempo, las seguí al pie de la letra y gracias a ellas y a ustedes:

1- Ya no saco el dinero de los cajeros porque me pueden poner una pantalla falsa que me hace creer que se trago la tarjeta y después me robaran mi dinero.

2- Deje de tomar coca-cola después de enterarme que sirve hasta para quitar el sarro de los inodoros, y además me oxida el miembro y la ropa interior.

3- Deje de ir al cine por miedo a sentarme en una butaca y pincharme el culo con una jeringa infectada de sida.

4- Apesto, huelo como un chivo, porque deje de usar desodorante, ya que producen cáncer en las axilas.

5- No dejo el auto en los estacionamientos ni en ningún otro lado, y a veces tengo que caminar como 7 cuadras por miedo a que me droguen con la muestra de un perfume para robarme el vehículo, y quizás hasta me violen y me rompan el orto.

6- Deje de responder las llamadas telefónicas, temiendo que me pidiesen marcar el 9 y que se yo que mas, y me llegue una cuenta telefónica descomunal, porque me robaron la línea y llamaron a mi cargo a Uganda,
Singapur, Estocolmo, Tokio y a la concha de la lora

7- Suspendí el consumo de varios alimentos por miedo a los estrógenos, a los transgenicos y a no se cuantas pelotudeces mas.

8- Deje de comer pollo y hamburguesas porque no son mas que carne de engendros horripilantes sin ojos ni plumas, cultivados en un laboratorio.

9- Tampoco fui mas a MC Donalds para no morfar hamburguesas hechas con además de carne del punto anterior, una especie de lombrices.

10- Tampoco hago mas el amor por miedo a que me vendan los preservativos pinchados y me contagie de algo.

11- Deje de tomar cualquier cosa que venga en lata por miedo a morir envenenado por la meada de ratones.

12- Me estoy volviendo raro ya que en las fiestas no le hago caso a ninguna mina que me tire un lance, por mas buena que este por  miedo a que me robe mis riñones y me deje dormido en una bañera con hielo.

13- Ya no uso el microondas por miedo a sufrir una súbita ebullición que me quemaría totalmente la cara apenas retirara mi sopa o el café que acostumbraba calentar todas las mañanas.

14- Gaste mas de $ 500 en limpieza de virus de mi PC por las cadenas que decían que me reenvían a mi también y la mitad de los reenvió estaban infectados.

15- Done unos $ 1.000 de mis ahorros a las 638 cuentas de Amy Bruce, una niñita enferma que estuvo a punto de morir unas 7.245 veces en 4.354 hospitales, y que tiene 7 años desde 1993 (vaya forma de descubrir que es mentira que los chicos crecen)

16- Deje de hacer, tomar y comer tantas cosas, que casi me muero de aburrimiento, de hambre y de pelotudo.....

17- Espere durante semanas como un boludo junto a mi correo, los $150.000 > >dólares que me mandaría Microsoft y Aol por participar en la prueba de > >rastreo de los e-mails, y encima Telecom me rompió el orto con una factura de $ 1.000 por uso de Internet para mandarlos.

18- El prometido viaje a Europa con todo pago (y hasta minas  en bolas)tampoco llego

19- No recibí el $1.000.000 de dólares, ni el Ferrari, ni tuve un fin de semana largo de joda con Pamela Anderson(las tres cosas que pedí como deseo después de mandar a 10 personas el mantra mágico enviado por el mismísimo Dalai Lama) ahora me dijeron que estoy en una lista de terroristas sospechosos, y cualquier momento me cagaran a tiros. una maldición del carajo.

Nota importante: si no reenvía este e-mail a por lo menos 2.644 personas en los próximos 5 segundos, te cagara una paloma hoy a las 6 de  la tarde cuando salgas del laburo , y además te arderá como la puta madre una hemorroide gigante que te va a salir por estar sentado tanto tiempo leyendo boludeces.

#2545

From: "claudio" <cmeza@...>
Date: Sat May 6, 2006 8:05 am
Subject: eje de .............

clorofenol

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A mis amigos:
Gracias por todas las cadenas de mierda que me mandaron durante todo este
tiempo, las seguí al pie de la letra y gracias a ellas y a ustedes:

1- Ya no saco el dinero de los cajeros porque me pueden poner una pantalla falsa que me hace creer que se trago la tarjeta y después me robaran mi dinero.

2- Deje de tomar coca-cola después de enterarme que sirve hasta para quitar el sarro de los inodoros, y además me oxida el miembro y la ropa interior.

3- Deje de ir al cine por miedo a sentarme en una butaca y pincharme el culo con una jeringa infectada de sida.

4- Apesto, huelo como un chivo, porque deje de usar desodorante, ya que producen cáncer en las axilas.

5- No dejo el auto en los estacionamientos ni en ningún otro lado, y a veces tengo que caminar como 7 cuadras por miedo a que me droguen con la muestra de un perfume para robarme el vehículo, y quizás hasta me violen y me rompan el orto.

6- Deje de responder las llamadas telefónicas, temiendo que me pidiesen marcar el 9 y que se yo que mas, y me llegue una cuenta telefónica descomunal, porque me robaron la línea y llamaron a mi cargo a Uganda,
Singapur, Estocolmo, Tokio y a la concha de la lora

7- Suspendí el consumo de varios alimentos por miedo a los estrógenos, a los transgenicos y a no se cuantas pelotudeces mas.

8- Deje de comer pollo y hamburguesas porque no son mas que carne de engendros horripilantes sin ojos ni plumas, cultivados en un laboratorio.

9- Tampoco fui mas a MC Donalds para no morfar hamburguesas hechas con además de carne del punto anterior, una especie de lombrices.

10- Tampoco hago mas el amor por miedo a que me vendan los preservativos pinchados y me contagie de algo.

11- Deje de tomar cualquier cosa que venga en lata por miedo a morir envenenado por la meada de ratones.

12- Me estoy volviendo raro ya que en las fiestas no le hago caso a ninguna mina que me tire un lance, por mas buena que este por miedo a que me robe mis riñones y me deje dormido en una bañera con hielo.

13- Ya no uso el microondas por miedo a sufrir una súbita ebullición que me quemaría totalmente la cara apenas retirara mi sopa o el café que acostumbraba calentar todas las mañanas.

14- Gaste mas de $ 500 en limpieza de virus de mi PC por las cadenas que decían que me reenvían a mi también y la mitad de los reenvió estaban infectados.

15- Done unos $ 1.000 de mis ahorros a las 638 cuentas de Amy Bruce, una niñita enferma que estuvo a punto de morir unas 7.245 veces en 4.354 hospitales, y que tiene 7 años desde 1993 (vaya forma de descubrir que es mentira que los chicos crecen)

16- Deje de hacer, tomar y comer tantas cosas, que casi me muero de aburrimiento, de hambre y de pelotudo.....

17- Espere durante semanas como un boludo junto a mi correo, los $150.000 > >dólares que me mandaría Microsoft y Aol por participar en la prueba de > >rastreo de los e-mails, y encima Telecom me rompió el orto con una factura de $ 1.000 por uso de Internet para mandarlos.

18- El prometido viaje a Europa con todo pago (y hasta minas en bolas)tampoco llego

19- No recibí el $1.000.000 de dólares, ni el Ferrari, ni tuve un fin de semana largo de joda con Pamela Anderson(las tres cosas que pedí como deseo después de mandar a 10 personas el mantra mágico enviado por el mismísimo Dalai Lama) ahora me dijeron que estoy en una lista de terroristas sospechosos, y cualquier momento me cagaran a tiros. una maldición del carajo.

Nota importante: si no reenvía este e-mail a por lo menos 2.644 personas en los próximos 5 segundos, te cagara una paloma hoy a las 6 de la tarde cuando salgas del laburo , y además te arderá como la puta madre una hemorroide gigante que te va a salir por estar sentado tanto tiempo leyendo boludeces.

#2544

From: eloisa zaruba <ics1998@...>
Date: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:06 pm
Subject: Re: AUT

ics1998

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Go to www.medlineplus.gov

You might find some solutions there.

Sincerely

Eloisa Guerrero

co-founder

Training and Efective Education

Immigration- Legal Information

www.immigrationtaxlaw.

daniella_sforza <daniella_sforza@...> wrote:

Some 13 years ago I was told by my daughter's pediatrician about this
miracle fountain of youth.
I always wanted to try it, but never felt the courage to do so. Is
there a special instruction, doctor, or method in the collection of
this elixir that I should know, or even a special diet to follow for
its effectiveness? Or are they any possible adverse reactions to one's
own urea if not optimum, etc.
Thank you for any direction you could point me to.
Daniella Sforza

#2543

From: "daniella_sforza" <daniella_sforza@...>
Date: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:33 pm
Subject: AUT

daniella_sforza@...

Some 13 years ago I was told by my daughter's pediatrician about this
miracle fountain of youth.
I always wanted to try it, but never felt the courage to do so. Is
there a special instruction, doctor, or method in the collection of
this elixir that I should know, or even a special diet to follow for
its effectiveness? Or are they any possible adverse reactions to one's
own urea if not optimum, etc.
Thank you for any direction you could point me to.
Daniella Sforza