For all you medical people..............

caroxx

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> >Benign.........................What you be after you be eight.
> >Artery........................The study of paintings.
> >Bacteria......................Back door to cafeteria.
> >Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
> >Ceasarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
> >Cat scan......................Searching for kitty.
> >Cauterize....................Made eye contact with her.
> >Colic.............................A sheep dog.
> >Coma.............................A punctuation mark.
> >Dilate...........................To live long.
> >Enema...........................Not a friend.
> >Fester..........................Quicker than someone else.
> >Fibula...........................A small lie.
> >Genital..........................Non-Jewish person.
> >Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on.
> >Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
> >Medical Staff............A doctor's cane.
> >Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid.
> >Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
> >Node..............................Was aware of.
> >Outpatient.... ..............A person who has fainted.
> >Pap Smear..... ..............A fatherhood test.
> >Pelvis.............................Second cousin to Elvis.
> >Post Operative............A letter carrier.
> >Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery.
> >Secretion......................Hiding something.
> >Seizure..........................Roman emperor.
> >Tablet............................A small table.
> >Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the Bus Station.
> >Tumor.............................More than one.
> >Urine..............................Opposite of you're out.
> >Varicose.........................Near by / close by.
> >Vein.................................Conceited.
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